Seymour Butts (horse version)
@jaaaails.bsky.social
she/they 🐎 26
i love beer and house music
January 10, 2026 at 12:54 AM
i love beer and house music
what is it with the “i got a puppy during covid crowd” either not crate training their dog at ALL or keeping their dog in a crate for 18 hours a day
January 8, 2026 at 3:13 PM
what is it with the “i got a puppy during covid crowd” either not crate training their dog at ALL or keeping their dog in a crate for 18 hours a day
ICE is like the junior officer program for people that are more stupid and more racist than regular cops.
January 8, 2026 at 12:03 PM
ICE is like the junior officer program for people that are more stupid and more racist than regular cops.
you’re shaving your pussy and putting glycolic acid on your armpits for a man that will throw you off a bridge for a roach wearing DFYNE shorts.
January 8, 2026 at 1:16 AM
you’re shaving your pussy and putting glycolic acid on your armpits for a man that will throw you off a bridge for a roach wearing DFYNE shorts.
what i say: we can just get yellow or green stuff for the new baby since we don’t know the sex yet
what my grandparent in law hear: the baby is being born with incurable woke mind virus
what my grandparent in law hear: the baby is being born with incurable woke mind virus
January 7, 2026 at 12:19 PM
what i say: we can just get yellow or green stuff for the new baby since we don’t know the sex yet
what my grandparent in law hear: the baby is being born with incurable woke mind virus
what my grandparent in law hear: the baby is being born with incurable woke mind virus
i wandered over to holistic youtube and now im considering crystal deodorant.
January 6, 2026 at 7:58 PM
i wandered over to holistic youtube and now im considering crystal deodorant.
someone opened my case of mini diet cokes in the work fridge
January 6, 2026 at 1:03 PM
someone opened my case of mini diet cokes in the work fridge
saw this enchanting creature a while back
January 6, 2026 at 12:57 PM
saw this enchanting creature a while back
is anyone doing the artists way/has done? i want attention so i got the book
January 5, 2026 at 2:12 PM
is anyone doing the artists way/has done? i want attention so i got the book
i grew up with a young single mom and looking back i really raised her ass 🤨
January 5, 2026 at 2:07 PM
i grew up with a young single mom and looking back i really raised her ass 🤨
fiona apple this. fiona apple that. what about tori amos?
January 3, 2026 at 6:56 AM
fiona apple this. fiona apple that. what about tori amos?
going to put a 2 week middle split flexibility program on Klarna
January 3, 2026 at 5:38 AM
my favorite oasis song Champagne Supernova
January 3, 2026 at 5:29 AM
my favorite oasis song Champagne Supernova
i would genuinely do evil evil things if i didn’t have pinterest to ground me
January 2, 2026 at 8:18 PM
i would genuinely do evil evil things if i didn’t have pinterest to ground me
for some reason i’m getting the feeling that 2026 might actually BE my year…..
January 2, 2026 at 2:50 PM
for some reason i’m getting the feeling that 2026 might actually BE my year…..
been having girlverted thoughts
January 2, 2026 at 1:05 PM
been having girlverted thoughts
how do i explain to people im so tight with my nail tech i started a stardew co op with her 40 year old brother
January 2, 2026 at 12:53 PM
how do i explain to people im so tight with my nail tech i started a stardew co op with her 40 year old brother
guys i go to my tropical vacation in a couple weeks and i want to post pics but i don’t want to get confused with an erotic actress……..
January 1, 2026 at 6:50 PM
guys i go to my tropical vacation in a couple weeks and i want to post pics but i don’t want to get confused with an erotic actress……..
booked myself a trip to thailand christmas 2026 because i physically cannot handle that again 🥂🎉
January 1, 2026 at 5:44 PM
booked myself a trip to thailand christmas 2026 because i physically cannot handle that again 🥂🎉
sometimes i warm up the toaster strudel frosting under my cat
December 31, 2025 at 1:23 PM
sometimes i warm up the toaster strudel frosting under my cat
high asf under my weighted blanket kicking my feet saying “that’s so true bob” when he says the cloud lives there
December 30, 2025 at 12:53 AM
high asf under my weighted blanket kicking my feet saying “that’s so true bob” when he says the cloud lives there
guys i think i’m going to try taco bell for the first time today. what should i get?
December 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
guys i think i’m going to try taco bell for the first time today. what should i get?
i love twerking, pills and weed
December 27, 2025 at 11:35 PM
i love twerking, pills and weed
i think my cats understand the concept of a 2 parent household bc they always come to me for love and pets and they go to my husband for treats and stuck toys.
December 26, 2025 at 6:33 PM
i think my cats understand the concept of a 2 parent household bc they always come to me for love and pets and they go to my husband for treats and stuck toys.
the feeling when you’re happy
December 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
the feeling when you’re happy