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Jaakan

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it's like bacon, but with a "J" likes=things that came out when I was young and impressionable dislikes=motion smoothing

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Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · Jan 30

Same B.A., same

A trading card featuring B.A. Baracus with a puzzled/annoyed look on his face. The caption is “what?”

Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · 12h

Digital black and white drawing of Darth Vader wearing the deal with it glasses

Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · 12h

Ink drawing on a yellow post it of the deal with it sunglasses

Digital black and white drawing of Vader altering the deal, also visible is Lando Calrissian praying he doesn’t alter it any further

Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · 1d

Ink drawing on a yellow post it of Dustin Hoffman as Captain Hook contemplating picking his nose

Digital black and white drawing of Queen Amidala in that headdress with all the lacey whatnot hanging down. She has a look on her face that says she does not have the patience for fools

Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · 2d

Ink drawing on a yellow post it of Vizzini from The Princess Bride about to make a classic blunder, holding up a wine goblet talking about land wars in Asia

A digital black and white drawing of Darth Vader in his little space papazan choking out Admiral Ozzel for coming out of light speed too close to the Hoth system. RIP Admiral Ozzel he was a clumsy as he was stupid.

Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · 3d

Ink drawing on a yellow post it of TIna Turner from Thunderdome looking at a raggedy man

Digital black and white drawing of a Jawa peering out from behind a rock. He is thinking to himself that if he waits long enough he won’t have to help carry R2D2 because everyone else has it

Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · 4d

Ink drawing on a yellow post it of Max Rebo’s cousing Hooter from Captain EO

Digital black and white drawing of Obi Wan Kenobi pulling Anakin’s lightsaber out of an old trunk. He has a look on his face like, the last time I saw this, I had just cut my best friend’s legs off and left him to burn alive

Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · 5d

Ink drawing on a yellow post it of Alice from Alice in Wonderland holding a bottle that says drink me, the bottle is giant or rather, she is very small

Digital black and white drawing of Muftak hanging out in the Star Wars Cantina. He’s chatting up another alien, he’s probably going on and on about microbrewing

Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · 6d

Ink drawing on yellow post it of Eddie Munson shredding it in the upside down

Digital black and white drawing of that jacked up Hutt from the new Mandolorian trailer

Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · 7d

Ink drawing on a yellow post it of Sting as Feyd Rautha in David Lynches Dune, holding a blade, he brought a knife to a Mau’dib fight

Digital black and white drawing of Zam Wessel loading the stingy bugs into the assassin droid in Attack of the Clones, backlit by the glowing advertisements of Coruscant.

Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · 8d

Ink drawing on a yellow post it of John Kreese of Cobra Kai giving the signal to Johnny to sweep the leg, an instruction of questionable sportsmanship

A digital black and white drawing of broom boy from the end of The Last Jedi looking up at a star, thinking about what could have been with the Rise of Skywalker

Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · 9d

Ink drawing on a yellow post it of Heavy D, RIP

Digital black and white drawing of Rey, lifting rocks at the end of The Last Jedi.

Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · 10d

Ink drawing of Yahoo Serious as Reckless Kelly, a forgotten dud from 1993 that I happened to watch about 40 times one summer because it was on HBO on repeat.

A digital black and white drawing of Yoda and Obi Wan’s ghost watching Luke climb into his X-Wing. Obi Wan is looking over at Yoda, trying to pretend like his plan isn’t blowing up in his face

Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · 11d

Ink drawing on a yellow post it of Patrick Star looking like a lil cutie

Black and white digital drawing of Ishi Tibb, aka starfish face to the bullies in his life

Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · 12d

Ink drawing on a yellow post it of Prince Eric about to pierce the belly of the sea witch. She’s smiling because her hubris has blinded her to the power of true love

A digital black and white drawing of Kylo Ren piercing the heart of his father Han Solo. He is also stabbing him with a lightsaber

Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · 13d

An ink drawing on a yellow post it of Elliot from Open Season pointing at his wanted poster

A digital black and white drawing of Qui Gon Jinn running away through the forest of Naboo from a Trade Federation tank, while some crazy Naboo deer looking things haul ass as well

Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · 14d

An ink drawing on a yellow post it of the pysudopod from The Abyss imitating a human face.

A digital black and white drawing of the Bongo from The Phantom Menace escaping the jaws of the viscous Opee Sea Killer in the murky depths of Otto Gunga. Don’t worry though, there’s always a bigger fish

Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · 15d

An ink drawing on a yellow post it of Prince John from Disney’s Robin Hood, wearing an ill fitting crown, sucking his thumb, and holding his ear like a sad little baby. Boy, it sure would suck to have a greedy, ill tempered turd like that in charge am I right?

A black and white digital drawing of Queen Amidala from The Phantom Menace wearing a crown with her hair up in a spectacular airline neck pillow kind of configuration. She looks sad, like she knows this minor dispute over trade routes is going to snowball into the fall of the Republic and the end of democracy. It’s the thousand yard stare of a 14 year old who can’t believe the adults in her life want her to condone a course of action that will lead to war.

Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · 16d

Ink drawing of Neo from the Matrix weaving through some bullets, but it’s cool not gimmicky because he did it first

Black and white drawing of the Millennium Falcon weaving through some asteroids while at Tie Fighter shoots at it

Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · 17d

Black and white drawing of Biggs Darklighter sitting in his x wing

Ink drawing of Monterey Jack on a yellow post it. He looks like he just smelled a hint of cheese

Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · Aug 31

Well, we’ll let fate decide, hmm?

A drawing of Watto from The Phantom Menace floating around while inexplicably wearing the metal bikini from Return of the Jedi and saying “mind tricks don’t-a work on me, only-a that booty”

Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · Jun 21

Y’all know me, know how I earn a livin’

A cartoon drawing of Quint from Jaws in front of the chalkboard with the Shark drawing on it. The head, the tail, the whole damn thing

Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · May 14

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here are the answers you seek

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Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · May 3

yeah Mon

a whiteboard drawing of Mon Mothma, wearing a draped gown, looking over her shoulder and and saying "If we do not stand together, we will be crushed" Pretty sure she is talking about the Empire, but she could also be talking the new Fortnite Star Wars event.

Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · Apr 16

When I was a kid there was a stray cat in our neighborhood everyone was afraid of because they said he had the face of human baby, his name was Bad Morris. Kids also thought he had rabies, so between that and the baby face, he was unpopular.

Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · Apr 14

More of an arched back maybe?