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MY LADY JANE x FLEABAG

When a cult kidnaps a child bride, Olive enters her Virtuous Heroine Era to save her—except no one wants her to.

🍆 Big Knight Energy
🧩 globe-hopping treasure hunt
🛏 enemies-to-let-them-bang-already
📚 if Lemony Snicket parodied romantasy
🐴 cannibal horses

#DVPit #A #F
October 8, 2025 at 9:45 PM
MY LADY JANE x UNCHARTED

When a cult kidnaps a princess, a horticulturist joins her rescue party—except no one wants her to.
Not the dashing hero, whose EpicQuest™️ she’s appropriated.
Not the cult leader, who just wants to topple society in peace.
And certainly NOT the narrator.

#DVPit #A #F #MV
October 8, 2025 at 5:54 PM
MY LADY JANE x FLEABAG x UNCHARTED

When a cult kidnaps a princess, Olive joins her rescue party—except no one wants her to.
Not the dashing hero, whose EpicQuest™️ she’s appropriated.
Not the cult leader, who just wants to topple society in peace.
And certainly NOT the narrator.

#DVPit #A #F #MV
October 8, 2025 at 4:31 PM
When a cult kidnaps a royal child bride, a sheltered horticulturist joins a hero (with Big Knight Energy 🍆) to rescue her.

Well, to hustle him for her own side quest.

And, sure, to stop the cult before they use the child to bring about the complete collapse of society.

#DVPit #A #F #MV #WOC
October 8, 2025 at 3:18 PM
⚔️Princess Bride x Fleabag
👸🏽self-identified Virtuous Heroine™️
🍆 Big Knight Energy
🧩 globe-hopping treasure hunt
🛏 enemies-to-let-them-bang-already
📚 if Lemony Snicket wrote romantasy and despised the Baudelaires
🐴 cannibal horses

#DVPit #A #F #MV #WOC
October 8, 2025 at 2:12 PM
D&D x FLEABAG x UNCHARTED

When a cult kidnaps a princess, a horticulturist joins her rescue party—except no one wants her to.

Not the dashing hero, whose EpicQuest™️ she’s appropriated.

Not the cult leader, who just wants to topple society in peace.

And certainly NOT the narrator.

#DVPit #A #F
October 8, 2025 at 1:05 PM
When a cult kidnaps a princess, a horticulturist enters her Virtuous Heroine Era to save her—except no one wants her to.

Not the dashing hero, whose EpicQuest™️ she’s appropriated.

Not the cult leader, who just wants to topple society in peace.

And certainly NOT the narrator.

#DVPit #A #F #MV
October 8, 2025 at 12:01 PM
#DVParty Song/Playlist

Playlist for my Adult Fantasy-Comedy, The Half-Mad Horticulturist!

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The Half-Mad Horticulturist
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October 6, 2025 at 2:51 PM
#DVParty Meme/Gif

For my Adult Fantasy-Comedy!
October 5, 2025 at 2:25 PM
#DVParty Opening Lines:
October 4, 2025 at 2:22 PM
#DVParty Introduce your MCs:

OLIVE, half-mad horticulturist, is smart, caring, and so twee The Narrator must implore you they do not endorse her as a protagonist.

REYD, half-mad escaped prisoner, is gallant, brash, and so hot The Narrator must implore you that yeah, he can get it.
October 3, 2025 at 2:35 PM
#DVParty

Moodboard for my Adult Fantasy-Comedy!

⚔️Princess Bride x Fleabag
👸🏽self-identified Virtuous Heroine™️
🍆 Big Knight Energy
🧩 globe-hopping treasure hunt
🛏 enemies-to-let-them-bang-already
📚 if Lemony Snicket wrote romantasy and despised the Baudelaires
🐴 cannibal horses
October 2, 2025 at 2:56 PM
D&D x FLEABAG x UNCHARTED

When a cult kidnaps a princess, a sheltered horticulturist joins her rescue party—except no one wants her to.
Not the dashing hero, whose EpicQuest™️ she’s appropriated.
Not the cult leader, who just wants to topple society in peace.
And certainly NOT the narrator.

#preDV
September 29, 2025 at 6:27 PM
When a cult kidnaps a royal child bride in their hunt for a society-collapsing plant, a horticulturist hustles her way into a hero's EpicQuest™️ to rescue her and stop them.

Only she fails to factor in:
1. Falling for the hero.
2. The narrator threatening to rage-quit over her whimsy.

#preDV
September 29, 2025 at 4:08 PM
⚔️Princess Bride x Fleabag
👸🏽self-identified Virtuous Heroine™️
🍆 Big Knight Energy
🧩 globe-hopping treasure hunt
🛏 enemies-to-let-them-bang-already
📚 if Lemony Snicket wrote romantasy and despised the Baudelaires
🐴 cannibal horses

#preDV #A #F #MV #WOC
September 29, 2025 at 3:09 PM
When a cult snatches a royal child bride, a sheltered horticulturist joins a hero (with Big Knight Energy 🍆) to rescue her.

Well, to hustle him for her own side quest.

And, sure, to stop the cult before the complete and total collapse of society as we know it.

#preDV #A #F #MV #WOC
September 29, 2025 at 2:54 PM
When Olive enters her Virtuous Heroine Era to save a royal child bride kidnapped by a cult, no one wants her to.

Not the dashing hero, whose EpicQuest™️ she’s appropriated.

Not the cult leader, who just wants to collapse society in peace.

And certainly NOT the narrator.

#preDV #A #F #MV #WOC
September 29, 2025 at 2:29 PM