When a cult kidnaps a child bride, Olive enters her Virtuous Heroine Era to save her—except no one wants her to.
🍆 Big Knight Energy
🧩 globe-hopping treasure hunt
🛏 enemies-to-let-them-bang-already
📚 if Lemony Snicket parodied romantasy
🐴 cannibal horses
#DVPit #A #F
When a cult kidnaps a princess, a horticulturist joins her rescue party—except no one wants her to.
Not the dashing hero, whose EpicQuest™️ she’s appropriated.
Not the cult leader, who just wants to topple society in peace.
And certainly NOT the narrator.
#DVPit #A #F #MV
When a cult kidnaps a princess, Olive joins her rescue party—except no one wants her to.
Not the dashing hero, whose EpicQuest™️ she’s appropriated.
Not the cult leader, who just wants to topple society in peace.
And certainly NOT the narrator.
#DVPit #A #F #MV
Well, to hustle him for her own side quest.
And, sure, to stop the cult before they use the child to bring about the complete collapse of society.
#DVPit #A #F #MV #WOC
When a cult kidnaps a princess, a horticulturist joins her rescue party—except no one wants her to.
Not the dashing hero, whose EpicQuest™️ she’s appropriated.
Not the cult leader, who just wants to topple society in peace.
And certainly NOT the narrator.
#DVPit #A #F
Not the dashing hero, whose EpicQuest™️ she’s appropriated.
Not the cult leader, who just wants to topple society in peace.
And certainly NOT the narrator.
#DVPit #A #F #MV
Playlist for my Adult Fantasy-Comedy, The Half-Mad Horticulturist!
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Playlist for my Adult Fantasy-Comedy, The Half-Mad Horticulturist!
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OLIVE, half-mad horticulturist, is smart, caring, and so twee The Narrator must implore you they do not endorse her as a protagonist.
REYD, half-mad escaped prisoner, is gallant, brash, and so hot The Narrator must implore you that yeah, he can get it.
OLIVE, half-mad horticulturist, is smart, caring, and so twee The Narrator must implore you they do not endorse her as a protagonist.
REYD, half-mad escaped prisoner, is gallant, brash, and so hot The Narrator must implore you that yeah, he can get it.
Moodboard for my Adult Fantasy-Comedy!
⚔️Princess Bride x Fleabag
👸🏽self-identified Virtuous Heroine™️
🍆 Big Knight Energy
🧩 globe-hopping treasure hunt
🛏 enemies-to-let-them-bang-already
📚 if Lemony Snicket wrote romantasy and despised the Baudelaires
🐴 cannibal horses
Moodboard for my Adult Fantasy-Comedy!
⚔️Princess Bride x Fleabag
👸🏽self-identified Virtuous Heroine™️
🍆 Big Knight Energy
🧩 globe-hopping treasure hunt
🛏 enemies-to-let-them-bang-already
📚 if Lemony Snicket wrote romantasy and despised the Baudelaires
🐴 cannibal horses
When a cult kidnaps a princess, a sheltered horticulturist joins her rescue party—except no one wants her to.
Not the dashing hero, whose EpicQuest™️ she’s appropriated.
Not the cult leader, who just wants to topple society in peace.
And certainly NOT the narrator.
#preDV
When a cult kidnaps a princess, a sheltered horticulturist joins her rescue party—except no one wants her to.
Not the dashing hero, whose EpicQuest™️ she’s appropriated.
Not the cult leader, who just wants to topple society in peace.
And certainly NOT the narrator.
#preDV
Only she fails to factor in:
1. Falling for the hero.
2. The narrator threatening to rage-quit over her whimsy.
#preDV
Only she fails to factor in:
1. Falling for the hero.
2. The narrator threatening to rage-quit over her whimsy.
#preDV
Well, to hustle him for her own side quest.
And, sure, to stop the cult before the complete and total collapse of society as we know it.
#preDV #A #F #MV #WOC
Not the dashing hero, whose EpicQuest™️ she’s appropriated.
Not the cult leader, who just wants to collapse society in peace.
And certainly NOT the narrator.
#preDV #A #F #MV #WOC