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Matchbox Twenty's first album came out 30 years ago and I feel old.
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Matchbox Twenty - Real World (Official Video)
YouTube video by Matchbox Twenty
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February 5, 2026 at 6:55 AM
'Can You Legally Share ICE Raids on Apps Like Ring Neighbors or Nextdoor?'

Yes, you can. And this article provides guidance to make sure they stay up.
www.cnet.com/home/securit...
Can You Legally Share ICE Raids on Apps Like Ring Neighbors or Nextdoor?
I talked about posting information on police and ICE raids with security companies to see what they allow. Here's how to avoid getting your posts taken down.
www.cnet.com
January 16, 2026 at 10:42 PM
My 7mo puppy's first NYE and my plan worked.

I'd read in bed to see if the animals being asleep would help with the fireworks and she hasn't moved in almost an hour.

Almost no reaction.
January 1, 2026 at 6:27 AM
Normally the Demon Goober can't leave the kitty alone!
December 30, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Look at this handsome beast.
December 19, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Puppy's first snow.
December 2, 2025 at 9:25 AM
She's getting fixed tomorrow.

Is it weird I keep telling her she won't have a uterus soon?
This fucking puppy is so damn photogenic. Assuming you can convince her to stay still long enough to not just be a blur.
November 18, 2025 at 6:06 AM
This fucking puppy is so damn photogenic. Assuming you can convince her to stay still long enough to not just be a blur.
November 14, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Chewy order came today.

Even though I had the stairs blocked, she got past and sprinted out the front door.

I'm in a thin knee length t shirt and my new neighbors saw everything.

Welcome to the neighborhood, I guess!
November 7, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I've been severely depressed and any cleaning has felt like this huge boulder I can't move or even chop away at.

I just learned I can get a one time house cleaning for about $400 which, honestly, seems entirely reasonable.

Is that crazy?
November 1, 2025 at 9:17 AM
I don't know if I should be impressed or horrified my 13yo Fox Monster found a way to hump my 6mo Demon Goober WHILE LYING DOWN.

Oh. And she escaped the kennel. I may never get a good night's sleep again. Gonna have to empty the bathroom and install toddler locks.
November 1, 2025 at 8:06 AM
@kaaayceee.bsky.social

Saw this, thought of you.
October 29, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Extreme Couponers had better fill every food bank and church pantry with their hoards.

Donations are tax deductible.
October 27, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Perfect weather for Halloweentown marathon. 🎃🧹🧙
a woman is saying that being normal is vastly overrated
ALT: a woman is saying that being normal is vastly overrated
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October 26, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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“According to a 2019 USDA report, every dollar in new SNAP benefits increases GDP by $1.50 in a weak economy.”

“SNAP benefits are one of the fastest, most effective forms of economic stimulus because they get money into the economy quickly during a recession.”

~Center for Budget and Policy
October 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I decided to have a little bonfire in my backyard. Just me, the dogs, and my Kindle.

It was lovely.

Until the Demon Goober decided to take a FLAMING BRANCH and tear around the yard.

I lost my glasses. How am I supposed to find them?
This bitch just ate my tiny flower I found in the yard this morning and isn't even a little bit sorry.
October 22, 2025 at 4:07 AM
This bitch just ate my tiny flower I found in the yard this morning and isn't even a little bit sorry.
October 17, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Of course, outside this is hilarious. It's less hilarious when she tries to do the same with the indoor water bowl.
She does this followed by berserker loops around the yard.
October 15, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I've never had a dog who loved water as much as her.
October 15, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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October 13, 2025 at 5:15 PM
BREAKTHROUGH!

She finally rang the bell instead of peeing on the kitchen floor!!
October 9, 2025 at 6:29 AM
One of my favorite things is trimming this little asshole's claws because he always tries to sharpen them on the carpet right after but only Scoobys.
October 6, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Love the handsome fellow.
October 4, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Oh gods. She's an Irish setter-German shepherd mix.

She's intelligent, high maintenance with built in separation anxiety...Irish setter explains her complete an utter goobery friendliness.

She's like a bull in a china shop.
October 4, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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It’s a fact. Data from three decades of political violence reveals that right-wing terror attacks outnumber attacks from the left.

And it’s not even close!
September 27, 2025 at 8:23 PM