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jackandjillcpl.bsky.social
Jack O. Lantern
@jackandjillcpl.bsky.social
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Fortysomething polyam atheist geek/horror fan/Oxford comma aficionado/nazi puncher with library cards in four NorCal counties. Bad product of a bad marriage. Elon hater before it was cool. Suburban and boring, but in a really sexy way. Often NSFW. He/him.
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Jack O. Lantern @jackandjillcpl.bsky.social · Nov 15
I want to fuck you in a room littered with the corpses of Nazis we killed as foreplay.
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Jack O. Lantern @jackandjillcpl.bsky.social · 10h
Thanks! That's the first one I came across. I'll give 'em a shot.
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Jack O. Lantern @jackandjillcpl.bsky.social · 11h
Anyone want to recommend a kink-friendly Mastodon server?
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Jack O. Lantern @jackandjillcpl.bsky.social · 14h
Thanks! This makes the process seem less daunting than it did in 2022 or 2023. One of my concerns at the time was whether choosing the wrong server would prevent me from interacting with Twitter friends who'd jumped ship to Mastodon. And I guess I just never got around to doing it.
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Jack O. Lantern @jackandjillcpl.bsky.social · 14h
Care to give a curious dude some help setting up a Mastodon account? Or link me to some coherent instructions? I attempted to do so right after Twitter got bought out by nazis, but I couldn't make heads or tails of the process.
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Jack O. Lantern @jackandjillcpl.bsky.social · 14h
Thank you! It did. Still not in a particularly good place, geographically OR emotionally, but I'll be okay.
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Jack O. Lantern @jackandjillcpl.bsky.social · 14h
Tonight's dinner is a trio of ground turkey smashburger sliders. They've got peach preserves, caramelized onion, bacon, and whole milk mozzarella. They're not especially pretty - I portioned out the ground turkey a bit too generously for sliders - but I'll be damned if they weren't tasty.
Three small burgers sit on a white dinner plate. Bacon and oozing white cheese can be seen hanging out of the Hawaiian rolls I used, and are in fact more prominent than the meat, which is very thin and almost appears to be sliced gyro meat, though in reality it is ground turkey.
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Jack O. Lantern @jackandjillcpl.bsky.social · 16h
That's fair, and I'm glad you can make that distinction.
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Jack O. Lantern @jackandjillcpl.bsky.social · 17h
Yeah, I just can't fathom people with those beliefs actually being decent.

Granted, this may be why I have virtually no friends.
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Jack O. Lantern @jackandjillcpl.bsky.social · 19h
JFC, that's brilliant.

Also, I'm sorry your neighbors are scumfucks.
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Jack O. Lantern @jackandjillcpl.bsky.social · 19h
Ever post a lewd, and then for like a second afterwards you aren't sure if you posted it on Bluesky or sent it to the family group chat?
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Jack O. Lantern @jackandjillcpl.bsky.social · 19h
These are the boxer briefs I wear on Fridays, though technically I'm not wearing them in this shot.
Inverted knees-to-upper-chest shot of me lying on white or very light blue sheets. A gray blanket lies scrunched up at the top-left of the frame. My left hand holds a pair of black ExOfficio-brand boxer briefs over my midsection, but that's the only article of clothing visible.
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Jack O. Lantern @jackandjillcpl.bsky.social · 19h
The other is the opening theme to Stephen J. Cannell's 1990s television series 𝑆𝑖𝑙𝑘 𝑆𝑡𝑎𝑙𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠, composed by Mike Post. (Fin)
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Jack O. Lantern @jackandjillcpl.bsky.social · 19h
I wanted to convey quiet, or perhaps sneakiness. Most of the sensual music that came to mind simply didn't fit the pace I had in mind. However, I eventually thought of two suitable pieces. One is the title track to Brian De Palma's 1984 film 𝐵𝑜𝑑𝑦 𝐷𝑜𝑢𝑏𝑙𝑒, composed by Pino Donaggio. (9/ )
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Jack O. Lantern @jackandjillcpl.bsky.social · 20h
Deleted Scenes: There wasn't much, if there was anything at all. I managed to budget my story carefully, and initially exceeded the limit by at most ten words. A little judicious editing and I ended up one word under the limit.

Soundtrack: It was difficult to think of a suitable song. (8/ )
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Jack O. Lantern @jackandjillcpl.bsky.social · 20h
The first thought I had regarding the required word, "discovery", was the fact that the woman in the forefront has discovered the other two individuals having sex, but I was determined to use the word differently. (Incidentally, the song referenced is 𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝐵𝑎𝑑 𝑇𝑜𝑢𝑐ℎ, by Bloodhound Gang. (7/ )
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Jack O. Lantern @jackandjillcpl.bsky.social · 20h
BEHIND THE SCENES

While some Flash Fiction Friday prompts left me cold, this was not one of them. The prompt immediately inspired multiple possible stories, including one from my wife that, while viable, wouldn't have fit within the 219-word limit. (6/ )
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Jack O. Lantern @jackandjillcpl.bsky.social · 20h
...fell to the floor and she dammed the flood with her fingers.

She wanted to walk right in and join them. But first she would enjoy the show. (5/ )
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Jack O. Lantern @jackandjillcpl.bsky.social · 20h
Julie's feet tensed, toes curling as he drove her to orgasm before flipping her onto all fours.

They were going at it like - what was that old song lyric? Like they do on the Discovery Channel. Her instinctive jealousy gave way to intense arousal, and as she felt the wetness flow, her robe... (4/ )
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Jack O. Lantern @jackandjillcpl.bsky.social · 20h
She stood at the open doorway, watching as her husband fucked her best friend with wild abandon. She stared at Julie's legs, splayed wide, as Craig pounded her with what she knew to be eight thick inches of throbbing, steel-hard cock. (3/ )
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Jack O. Lantern @jackandjillcpl.bsky.social · 20h
The shadows didn't reply.

She donned her robe and went downstairs, moving quietly so as not to disturb their guest. She assumed he'd fallen asleep in front of the TV as he sometimes did. But at the bottom of the stairs the sounds of sex filled her ears and she realized exactly where he was. (2/ )
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Jack O. Lantern @jackandjillcpl.bsky.social · 20h
Flash Fiction Friday: Late-Night Workout
Image Credit: Unknown

Her hands groped for him on his side of the mattress as her eyes adjusted to darkness. She squinted at the shadows, wondering if one was him, just coming to bed after a late-night workout. She even called out, "Craig?" (1/ )
A long-haired brunette woman stands to the left of an open doorway. She is naked, her long black tresses obscuring her left breast. Her right arm hangs over the front of her body, her fingers between her legs. Her head is turned far to the left and she surreptitiously observes two people having doggy-style sex on a bed in the room behind her.
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Jack O. Lantern @jackandjillcpl.bsky.social · 21h
I'm sorry you're going through all of that. My thoughts are with you.
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Jack O. Lantern @jackandjillcpl.bsky.social · 23h
I am so worried about being exposed as a member in good standing of Antifa that I just burned my membership card, my last three renewal notices, my original "Welcome to the Antifa organization" packet and commemorative pin, the newsletter, and all materials I received at the 2024 Antifa conference.
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Jack O. Lantern @jackandjillcpl.bsky.social · 1d
Thank you. I appreciate it.
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Jack O. Lantern @jackandjillcpl.bsky.social · 1d
a crowd of people are sitting in a theatre applauding .
ALT: a crowd of people are sitting in a theatre applauding .
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