Jacob Blank
@jacobblank.bsky.social
Graphic + Surface/Textile/Fashion designer 🌻〰️🌻
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I think they should make JD Vance do the next halftime show. Make him give the ole razzle dazzle.
February 9, 2026 at 4:57 AM
I think they should make JD Vance do the next halftime show. Make him give the ole razzle dazzle.
She is a breath of fresh air for real
February 7, 2026 at 5:29 AM
She is a breath of fresh air for real
Finished this then got halfway through the second block before I realized I had decreased 5 accidentally and frogged it to the Y. Printed a new chart and following it religiously. Hopefully finishing the text blocks tomorrow.
February 7, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Finished this then got halfway through the second block before I realized I had decreased 5 accidentally and frogged it to the Y. Printed a new chart and following it religiously. Hopefully finishing the text blocks tomorrow.
more like addison gae
ha ha hope everyone has a fun friday night
ha ha hope everyone has a fun friday night
February 7, 2026 at 12:41 AM
more like addison gae
ha ha hope everyone has a fun friday night
ha ha hope everyone has a fun friday night
the way that could pass as a breakfast sandwich and sausage
February 7, 2026 at 12:18 AM
the way that could pass as a breakfast sandwich and sausage
Rogen kinda made it about himself. There’s been several Muppet projects this decade and he’s positioning himself as their savior… ok! Sure!
February 5, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Rogen kinda made it about himself. There’s been several Muppet projects this decade and he’s positioning himself as their savior… ok! Sure!
Things I would love to see Muppets do:
Showing up as talking heads in serious documentaries
Legal procedural
Presidential run
Showing up as talking heads in serious documentaries
Legal procedural
Presidential run
February 5, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Things I would love to see Muppets do:
Showing up as talking heads in serious documentaries
Legal procedural
Presidential run
Showing up as talking heads in serious documentaries
Legal procedural
Presidential run
I’ve had fiber-based typography projects in my head since 2021 when I just learned to knit and it feels good to arrive at a skill level where I can make them reality in crochet.
Pattern created by pixelating actual typography in Photoshop and adjusting the blocks as needed.
Pattern created by pixelating actual typography in Photoshop and adjusting the blocks as needed.
February 4, 2026 at 4:10 AM
I’ve had fiber-based typography projects in my head since 2021 when I just learned to knit and it feels good to arrive at a skill level where I can make them reality in crochet.
Pattern created by pixelating actual typography in Photoshop and adjusting the blocks as needed.
Pattern created by pixelating actual typography in Photoshop and adjusting the blocks as needed.
If I Had Legs I’d Kick You = comedy of the year
February 3, 2026 at 4:15 AM
If I Had Legs I’d Kick You = comedy of the year
Rose Byrne saying "Here are pics of hole".
February 3, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Rose Byrne saying "Here are pics of hole".
I have not heard the song Wildflower once in my life wow
February 2, 2026 at 3:13 AM
I have not heard the song Wildflower once in my life wow
Vacuum cords elegantly draped over my arms as I clean my house
February 1, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Vacuum cords elegantly draped over my arms as I clean my house
And you feel crazy for talking about it, which is the weirdest part
February 1, 2026 at 6:49 PM
And you feel crazy for talking about it, which is the weirdest part
Taking down the pedophilic Nazi empire from within is a big task. Best I can do is Tate McRae endings
February 1, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Taking down the pedophilic Nazi empire from within is a big task. Best I can do is Tate McRae endings
Reading my second WW1 book of the year and am feeling The Urge to become a WW1 & 2 guy
January 30, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Reading my second WW1 book of the year and am feeling The Urge to become a WW1 & 2 guy
Finished object alert!! And now I have a list of IRL friends who expressed interest in one for their birthday.
January 27, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Finished object alert!! And now I have a list of IRL friends who expressed interest in one for their birthday.
Yeah I am genuinely stumped and need that one explained to me.
January 27, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Yeah I am genuinely stumped and need that one explained to me.
We need to return to the blogosphere and RSS feeds.
January 26, 2026 at 11:41 PM
We need to return to the blogosphere and RSS feeds.
Finished a mesh bag on Thursday and absolutely hated it. Pivoted to a much simpler design.
Meant to be a yarn shopping bag for a friend’s upcoming knitting sabbatical. Or whatever.
Meant to be a yarn shopping bag for a friend’s upcoming knitting sabbatical. Or whatever.
January 25, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Finished a mesh bag on Thursday and absolutely hated it. Pivoted to a much simpler design.
Meant to be a yarn shopping bag for a friend’s upcoming knitting sabbatical. Or whatever.
Meant to be a yarn shopping bag for a friend’s upcoming knitting sabbatical. Or whatever.
It’s so funny that the programs are all public and there’s no locks on the doors. Probably the best anti-gooning policy ever devised.
January 24, 2026 at 11:47 PM
It’s so funny that the programs are all public and there’s no locks on the doors. Probably the best anti-gooning policy ever devised.
I completely understand. Every verse is burnT into my brain
January 24, 2026 at 11:25 PM
I completely understand. Every verse is burnT into my brain
I had the same question when people get injured in the holodeck. Why aren’t there better safety procedures? Or is the risk important to human experience?
January 24, 2026 at 9:40 PM
I had the same question when people get injured in the holodeck. Why aren’t there better safety procedures? Or is the risk important to human experience?