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Jacob Blank
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Graphic + Surface/Textile/Fashion designer 🌻〰️🌻

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I think they should make JD Vance do the next halftime show. Make him give the ole razzle dazzle.
February 9, 2026 at 4:57 AM
PEDROOOOOO
February 9, 2026 at 1:23 AM
more like addison gae

ha ha hope everyone has a fun friday night
February 7, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Things I would love to see Muppets do:

Showing up as talking heads in serious documentaries

Legal procedural

Presidential run
February 5, 2026 at 2:44 PM
I’ve had fiber-based typography projects in my head since 2021 when I just learned to knit and it feels good to arrive at a skill level where I can make them reality in crochet.

Pattern created by pixelating actual typography in Photoshop and adjusting the blocks as needed.
February 4, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Rose Byrne saying "Here are pics of hole".
February 3, 2026 at 2:26 AM
CHER?!!!
February 2, 2026 at 4:11 AM
I have not heard the song Wildflower once in my life wow
February 2, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Taking down the pedophilic Nazi empire from within is a big task. Best I can do is Tate McRae endings
February 1, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Reading my second WW1 book of the year and am feeling The Urge to become a WW1 & 2 guy
January 30, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Finished object alert!! And now I have a list of IRL friends who expressed interest in one for their birthday.
January 27, 2026 at 9:45 PM
We need to return to the blogosphere and RSS feeds.
January 26, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Finished a mesh bag on Thursday and absolutely hated it. Pivoted to a much simpler design.

Meant to be a yarn shopping bag for a friend’s upcoming knitting sabbatical. Or whatever.
January 25, 2026 at 12:07 AM
You're at gay guy music video night and can make one (1) request. What are you choosing?

Drinkin in LA by bran van 3000 because it would be the entrypoint into my 90s hidden gems playlist and an excellent song and video to laugh at and pick apart.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZ9K...
January 23, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Charlie Booth, where do you like to sit when hungies?

Charlie Sleuth, what’s your favorite unsolved mystery?

Charlie Tooth, would you rather lose all your teeth or all your toes?

Charlie Uncouth, what’s the worst bad word?

Charlie Youth, how old will you get?
January 21, 2026 at 1:55 AM
28 Bone Temples Later really makes the case for 2 more movies and a slice of life limited tv series
January 21, 2026 at 1:21 AM
I think the most romantic thing about Heated Rivalry is the showrunner holding a Wolf Parade song that close for 20 years.
January 20, 2026 at 5:48 PM
What is BSHETR
January 20, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Posted to kitchencels 2hrs ago:

Profound emptiness. Costco cheese pizza and Sprite.
January 16, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Notion really is one of the best pieces of project planning software ever made.

Just the ability to make a personal wiki of ideas to unburden my brain and memory is invaluable.

I’m very particular to the gallery database view.
January 15, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Alexa, Free Britney
January 14, 2026 at 9:18 PM
I learned so much about crochet with this first major project, including how to better read stitches, how to *actually* slip-stitch sew, and just how much much fabric 900yds of yarn can work up.
January 14, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Gay knitting romance Heated Ravelry
January 12, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Awards presenters are stronger than me bc I’d be tempted to say “I accept this award on their behalf and bewhole”
January 12, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Need to know more about Rose Byrnes’ bearded dragon.
January 12, 2026 at 2:23 AM