I'm in there. Waiting for you. So that I can tell you about how we've been trying to reach you regarding your cars extended warranty.
I'm in there. Waiting for you. So that I can tell you about how we've been trying to reach you regarding your cars extended warranty.
I don't wear camo.
I don't fish.
I don't hunt.
But I'm pretty good at mating calls 🥺
I don't wear camo.
I don't fish.
I don't hunt.
But I'm pretty good at mating calls 🥺
And for the life of me, 20 years later I still find myself thinking those words every single time I try to be cool.
And for the life of me, 20 years later I still find myself thinking those words every single time I try to be cool.
Also check out my haircut.
Also check out my haircut.
On the road to my horizon
But I'm gonna be, where the lights are shinin' on me
Like a transfem tomboy,
Riding out on a horse in a star-spangled rodeo
On the road to my horizon
But I'm gonna be, where the lights are shinin' on me
Like a transfem tomboy,
Riding out on a horse in a star-spangled rodeo
So I'm dressed a little extra gay today.
So I'm dressed a little extra gay today.
Unlike them I'm not sober by choice. I've been sober for 5 years because a month of a gout flare-up isn't worth a few drinks.
Unlike them I'm not sober by choice. I've been sober for 5 years because a month of a gout flare-up isn't worth a few drinks.
Which is for my mom to call me and tell me she loves me.
Which is for my mom to call me and tell me she loves me.
"Yeah you can call me Daddy if you want 😘"
"Yeah you can call me Daddy if you want 😘"
We're not the same. Please stop acting like we are.
We're not the same. Please stop acting like we are.
Like, I moved halfway across the country to escape project 2025.
But.... It's been so nice not getting misgendered or deadnamed at all the obligatory family events.
Like, I moved halfway across the country to escape project 2025.
But.... It's been so nice not getting misgendered or deadnamed at all the obligatory family events.