until we cuddle idk if we’re actually friends
February 2, 2026 at 10:28 PM
until we cuddle idk if we’re actually friends
vine famous person unfollowed me on instagram im killing myself???
February 2, 2026 at 9:06 PM
vine famous person unfollowed me on instagram im killing myself???
assume sarcasm is immediately lost on people who don’t know you
February 2, 2026 at 5:49 PM
assume sarcasm is immediately lost on people who don’t know you
War doesn’t ask permission to start it just starts
February 2, 2026 at 12:36 AM
War doesn’t ask permission to start it just starts
the temperature today is frostfire bolt
February 1, 2026 at 10:20 PM
the temperature today is frostfire bolt
Observation is the death of a LOTTTTTT of creativity
February 1, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Observation is the death of a LOTTTTTT of creativity
So fucking tired yet I can’t fucking sleep
2026 stress is hitting diff
2026 stress is hitting diff
January 31, 2026 at 6:54 AM
So fucking tired yet I can’t fucking sleep
2026 stress is hitting diff
2026 stress is hitting diff
Rome wasn’t emotionally mature in a day
January 29, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Rome wasn’t emotionally mature in a day
As it turns out, there is no war in Ba Sing Se
January 28, 2026 at 2:03 PM
As it turns out, there is no war in Ba Sing Se
"and the flags are all dead
at the top of their poles"
at the top of their poles"
January 15, 2026 at 7:55 AM
"and the flags are all dead
at the top of their poles"
at the top of their poles"
“company once universally respected announces dogshit AI fuckassery for no reason whatsoever”
December 17, 2025 at 10:19 AM
“company once universally respected announces dogshit AI fuckassery for no reason whatsoever”
“sometimes when people get what they want, they realize how limited their goals were.”
~ joan holloway
~ joan holloway
December 16, 2025 at 1:57 PM
“sometimes when people get what they want, they realize how limited their goals were.”
~ joan holloway
~ joan holloway
I think I want to be a wedding photographer and a divorce lawyer at the same time
December 14, 2025 at 8:49 AM
I think I want to be a wedding photographer and a divorce lawyer at the same time
typing “food” into yelp
November 23, 2025 at 9:01 PM
typing “food” into yelp
hl3 trailer drops and all the kiddos say that’s the guy from skibbidi toilet
November 17, 2025 at 1:45 PM
hl3 trailer drops and all the kiddos say that’s the guy from skibbidi toilet
defib carriers in arc raiders are the giggaest chads
November 8, 2025 at 8:51 AM
defib carriers in arc raiders are the giggaest chads
vegas airport is playing keep hope alive by the crystal method
this is way too intense
this is way too intense
November 2, 2025 at 6:33 PM
vegas airport is playing keep hope alive by the crystal method
this is way too intense
this is way too intense
fountain pepsi is lifeblood
November 2, 2025 at 12:59 PM
fountain pepsi is lifeblood
Going to vegas makes you feel so fuckin poor or so fuckin smart
pick one while you’re there
pick one while you’re there
November 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Going to vegas makes you feel so fuckin poor or so fuckin smart
pick one while you’re there
pick one while you’re there
"you can't be in it, and not of it"
October 23, 2025 at 5:10 AM
"you can't be in it, and not of it"
haven’t sat next to a cool person on a flight in like 12 years
i just want to be forced into a great conversation man
i just want to be forced into a great conversation man
October 21, 2025 at 4:01 AM
haven’t sat next to a cool person on a flight in like 12 years
i just want to be forced into a great conversation man
i just want to be forced into a great conversation man
watched a 50 year old American man not know how to use a chip reader this weekend, not know how to employ even the most fundamental expediency to his transaction for those in line behind him, ask the teller to come around and “look at” his touch screen signature to make sure it’s “okay looking”
October 21, 2025 at 3:16 AM
watched a 50 year old American man not know how to use a chip reader this weekend, not know how to employ even the most fundamental expediency to his transaction for those in line behind him, ask the teller to come around and “look at” his touch screen signature to make sure it’s “okay looking”