jaeds
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posts to maybe laugh at. they're not all winners
Copilot has been forcibly installed. You are now Goose.
December 15, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Copilot has been forcibly installed. You are now Goose.
Are the chiefs bad again?
December 8, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Are the chiefs bad again?
Republicans are destroying America, and Democrats want to meet them in the middle.
December 7, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Republicans are destroying America, and Democrats want to meet them in the middle.
MAGA boycotting Costco just made Costco an even better place.
December 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
MAGA boycotting Costco just made Costco an even better place.
Sorry Pete, throwing someone under the bus is also a war crime.
December 2, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Sorry Pete, throwing someone under the bus is also a war crime.
I'm not going to buy your burger if it's $17
December 1, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I'm not going to buy your burger if it's $17
Accountability is only for Democrats apparently. Might be an issue we should look into.
November 29, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Accountability is only for Democrats apparently. Might be an issue we should look into.
Did that many people really have that much trouble writing emails??
November 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Did that many people really have that much trouble writing emails??
What people are forgetting after hearing more Republicans in Congress may resign is that Republicans are liars.
November 25, 2025 at 11:28 PM
What people are forgetting after hearing more Republicans in Congress may resign is that Republicans are liars.
There are people I don't want in my big tent, actually
November 13, 2025 at 6:53 PM
There are people I don't want in my big tent, actually
Did anyone ask how it's legal for the president to give $40 billion to another country without Congress or are we just trusting him on this?
November 13, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Did anyone ask how it's legal for the president to give $40 billion to another country without Congress or are we just trusting him on this?
It sure feels like Trump is being blackmailed by Russia. Maybe he needs help, someone should check into it.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
It sure feels like Trump is being blackmailed by Russia. Maybe he needs help, someone should check into it.
Replacing phone support with chatbots has been the worst customer service shift in the last 30 years. AI promises to spread this trend into even more spaces.
November 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Replacing phone support with chatbots has been the worst customer service shift in the last 30 years. AI promises to spread this trend into even more spaces.
Love that I have to skip over a block of ai slop every Google search
November 9, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Love that I have to skip over a block of ai slop every Google search
Checking in on the liberal media:
November 6, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Checking in on the liberal media:
Voting for Mamdani has killed Dick Cheney
November 4, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Voting for Mamdani has killed Dick Cheney
Democrats are moving so far to the middle that they have Nazi tattoos
October 22, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Democrats are moving so far to the middle that they have Nazi tattoos
My mind will always read "Weird AI video" as "Weird AL video"
September 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
My mind will always read "Weird AI video" as "Weird AL video"
Americans should be in the street daily over the abysmal healthcare system in America.
September 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Americans should be in the street daily over the abysmal healthcare system in America.
Don't forget you're voting alongside people who think the rapture is real
September 22, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Don't forget you're voting alongside people who think the rapture is real
The Right has used its Reichstag fire to *checks notes* cancel Jimmy Kimmel
September 18, 2025 at 1:22 PM
The Right has used its Reichstag fire to *checks notes* cancel Jimmy Kimmel
Really underestimated how powerful just lying about everything is
September 16, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Really underestimated how powerful just lying about everything is
Shout out to the newly gay detectives who turned gay reading the bullet cashing labeled "if you read this you are gay"
September 13, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Shout out to the newly gay detectives who turned gay reading the bullet cashing labeled "if you read this you are gay"
If you've been wondering if the right really controls all public media, check the news today.
September 11, 2025 at 4:03 PM
If you've been wondering if the right really controls all public media, check the news today.
It's a good day to remove a Trump supporter from your life.
September 9, 2025 at 12:28 AM
It's a good day to remove a Trump supporter from your life.