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The Thunderman is a children's story - written by Steven Morton and beautifully illustrated by Billy Barden - which talks about Tom visiting his grandfather at Turfley village and how they saved the village fair, with the help of the Thunderman: www.jagerpress.com/Thunderman.h...
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December 6, 2025 at 8:29 PM
The Thunderman is a children's story - written by Steven Morton and beautifully illustrated by Billy Barden - which talks about Tom visiting his grandfather at Turfley village and how they saved the village fair, with the help of the Thunderman: www.jagerpress.com/Thunderman.h...
ChatGPT: Why was the atlas always calm?
It had the whole world in its hands.
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It had the whole world in its hands.
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December 6, 2025 at 8:17 PM
ChatGPT: Why was the atlas always calm?
It had the whole world in its hands.
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It had the whole world in its hands.
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ChatGPT: What’s a map’s favorite type of humor?
Dry wit—like a desert.
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Dry wit—like a desert.
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December 6, 2025 at 8:16 PM
ChatGPT: What’s a map’s favorite type of humor?
Dry wit—like a desert.
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Dry wit—like a desert.
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ChatGPT: What’s a cartographer’s favorite pickup line?
“Are you a mountain? Because I can’t get over you.”
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“Are you a mountain? Because I can’t get over you.”
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December 6, 2025 at 8:15 PM
ChatGPT: What’s a cartographer’s favorite pickup line?
“Are you a mountain? Because I can’t get over you.”
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“Are you a mountain? Because I can’t get over you.”
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ChatGPT: Why did the map join the band?
It had the right scale.
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It had the right scale.
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December 6, 2025 at 8:14 PM
ChatGPT: Why did the map join the band?
It had the right scale.
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It had the right scale.
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ChatGPT: How do you organize a space party?
You planet… using a star map.
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You planet… using a star map.
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December 6, 2025 at 8:13 PM
ChatGPT: How do you organize a space party?
You planet… using a star map.
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You planet… using a star map.
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ChatGPT: I gave my date a map.
I just wanted them to know I’m drawn to them.
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I just wanted them to know I’m drawn to them.
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December 6, 2025 at 8:12 PM
ChatGPT: I gave my date a map.
I just wanted them to know I’m drawn to them.
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I just wanted them to know I’m drawn to them.
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ChatGPT: Why was the topographic map emotional?
It had too many layers.
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It had too many layers.
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December 6, 2025 at 8:11 PM
ChatGPT: Why was the topographic map emotional?
It had too many layers.
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It had too many layers.
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ChatGPT: What do you call a map that sings?
A rap map.
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A rap map.
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December 6, 2025 at 8:11 PM
ChatGPT: What do you call a map that sings?
A rap map.
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A rap map.
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ChatGPT: Why did the globe get jealous of the flat map?
It was getting all the attention.
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It was getting all the attention.
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December 6, 2025 at 8:10 PM
ChatGPT: Why did the globe get jealous of the flat map?
It was getting all the attention.
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It was getting all the attention.
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ChatGPT: Why don’t maps get invited to parties?
They always bring baggage.
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They always bring baggage.
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December 6, 2025 at 8:09 PM
ChatGPT: Why don’t maps get invited to parties?
They always bring baggage.
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They always bring baggage.
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ChatGPT: Maps and jokes have something in common—
They both rely on good delivery.
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They both rely on good delivery.
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December 6, 2025 at 8:09 PM
ChatGPT: Maps and jokes have something in common—
They both rely on good delivery.
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They both rely on good delivery.
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ChatGPT: What’s a pirate’s least favorite kind of map?
One with no X.
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One with no X.
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December 6, 2025 at 8:08 PM
ChatGPT: What’s a pirate’s least favorite kind of map?
One with no X.
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One with no X.
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ChatGPT: Why did the map get promoted?
It had excellent direction.
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It had excellent direction.
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December 6, 2025 at 8:07 PM
ChatGPT: Why did the map get promoted?
It had excellent direction.
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It had excellent direction.
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ChatGPT: I made a map of my dreams…
I got lost in ambition.
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I got lost in ambition.
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December 6, 2025 at 8:06 PM
ChatGPT: I made a map of my dreams…
I got lost in ambition.
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I got lost in ambition.
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ChatGPT: Why was the map so humble?
It knew it was just a guide.
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It knew it was just a guide.
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December 6, 2025 at 8:05 PM
ChatGPT: Why was the map so humble?
It knew it was just a guide.
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It knew it was just a guide.
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ChatGPT: What did the tourist say to the old map?
“You’ve got a lot of mileage on you!”
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“You’ve got a lot of mileage on you!”
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December 6, 2025 at 8:03 PM
ChatGPT: What did the tourist say to the old map?
“You’ve got a lot of mileage on you!”
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“You’ve got a lot of mileage on you!”
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ChatGPT: Why did the map go to therapy?
Too many unresolved borders.
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Too many unresolved borders.
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December 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
ChatGPT: Why did the map go to therapy?
Too many unresolved borders.
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Too many unresolved borders.
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ChatGPT: What’s a map’s favorite exercise?
Cross-country running.
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Cross-country running.
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December 6, 2025 at 7:58 PM
ChatGPT: What’s a map’s favorite exercise?
Cross-country running.
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Cross-country running.
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ChatGPT: How do maps flirt?
“Hey baby, I think we’re on the same path.”
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“Hey baby, I think we’re on the same path.”
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December 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
ChatGPT: How do maps flirt?
“Hey baby, I think we’re on the same path.”
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“Hey baby, I think we’re on the same path.”
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ChatGPT: What kind of music do maps like?
Anything with a good direction.
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Anything with a good direction.
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December 6, 2025 at 7:56 PM
ChatGPT: What kind of music do maps like?
Anything with a good direction.
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Anything with a good direction.
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ChatGPT: Never trust a map that’s too friendly.
They’re usually two-faced (front and back).
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They’re usually two-faced (front and back).
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December 6, 2025 at 7:56 PM
ChatGPT: Never trust a map that’s too friendly.
They’re usually two-faced (front and back).
The Breaking Clause: www.jagerpress.com/thebreakingc...
They’re usually two-faced (front and back).
The Breaking Clause: www.jagerpress.com/thebreakingc...
ChatGPT: Why was the road map so confident?
It always knew where it was going.
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It always knew where it was going.
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December 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
ChatGPT: Why was the road map so confident?
It always knew where it was going.
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It always knew where it was going.
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ChatGPT: My map started acting sketchy…
Turns out it was drawn to trouble.
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Turns out it was drawn to trouble.
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December 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
ChatGPT: My map started acting sketchy…
Turns out it was drawn to trouble.
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Turns out it was drawn to trouble.
The Breaking Clause: www.jagerpress.com/thebreakingc...
ChatGPT: I tried to take my map to the gym.
It couldn’t handle the coordinates.
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It couldn’t handle the coordinates.
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December 6, 2025 at 7:54 PM
ChatGPT: I tried to take my map to the gym.
It couldn’t handle the coordinates.
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It couldn’t handle the coordinates.
The Breaking Clause: www.jagerpress.com/thebreakingc...