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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 6h

There's no "regular politics" anymore because you can no longer maintain the idea that we all agree on common goals but we only differ about the means of getting there or whatever. The guys in charge now are plainly amoral, sadistic nihilists. They delight in it! You can't civilly disagree with that

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JR @jailerkey.bsky.social · 7h

I don’t get the Sunday Scaries. I get the Sunday Sads. Not because I’m dreading Monday or because the weekend’s over. Just because Sunday njght just feels depressing in its own right.

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JR @jailerkey.bsky.social · 9h

You know when JD inevitably takes over, he’s going to gaslight the hell out of us about how bad this is.

JR @jailerkey.bsky.social · 10h

And you can run for Congress

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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 12h

Every JD Vance interview:

REPORTER: The president literally declared war on Democrats to military leaders. Do you agree?

JD VANCE: Umm haha what I DISAGREE with is Chuck Schumer telling the American people they have to give their cars over to immigrants. But you wont report it!

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JR @jailerkey.bsky.social · 15h

Lori Daybell

JR @jailerkey.bsky.social · 1d

I need to eat the silica gel

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JR @jailerkey.bsky.social · 1d

I need to eat the silica gel

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JR @jailerkey.bsky.social · 1d

damn oak tree was an inch off

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Ozma @rowyourbot.bsky.social · 1d

We have a mafia government. People are being paid to commit crimes in all branches of government. It’s runaway corruption. This is the thing we won’t come back from—this is not ’a conservative turn.’ It is a criminal turn. Government corrupted but also people and the culture.

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👁🌻🦊⚙️⚓ Bob, Engineer, Pusher of Paper @navmecheng.bsky.social · 1d

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.

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JR @jailerkey.bsky.social · 1d

got my gear ready

JR @jailerkey.bsky.social · 1d

If we go by the 2023 CBO numbers, this money will last about 17 days.

JR @jailerkey.bsky.social · 1d

Per the CBO 2023, it was $172 billion. So this money will last 17 days, approximately.

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Old White Nepo Hat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 1d

Should the New York Times be sold to Pennysaver and its editors sent to work in Amazon warehouses? It depends on who you ask.

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JR @jailerkey.bsky.social · 1d

That’s the Texas Roadhouse National Guard

JR @jailerkey.bsky.social · 1d

ffs

JR @jailerkey.bsky.social · 1d

Happy Pride, Atlanta! 🌈 🍑

JR @jailerkey.bsky.social · 1d

what the hell happened to you, man?

JR @jailerkey.bsky.social · 1d

stealing

JR @jailerkey.bsky.social · 1d

When did Marc Benioff (Salesforce CEO) turn MAGA? This is the guy that used his company to fight for LGBTQ and women’s rights and help end homelessness.

JR @jailerkey.bsky.social · 1d

therapists only want one thing and it’s fucking discussing

JR @jailerkey.bsky.social · 1d

Same, or when I’m on the phone with my mom lol

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JM Schott @dfygrvtalwys.bsky.social · 1d

The Phantom of the Opera in his journal:

Chad @thomcb88.bsky.social · 2d

when my eye is finally back to normal and I can show my face in public again it is so over for everyone

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JR @jailerkey.bsky.social · 2d