Jake
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Most non-blocked person on Bluesky
Most non-blocked person on Bluesky
I rewatched Labyrinth last night. It still holds up. 
Who would play Jareth’s successor in a sequel?
Billy Porter
Lil Nas X
Lady Gaga
Harry Styles
Boy George
Adam Lambert
Who would play Jareth’s successor in a sequel?
Billy Porter
Lil Nas X
Lady Gaga
Harry Styles
Boy George
Adam Lambert
November 28, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I rewatched Labyrinth last night. It still holds up. 
Who would play Jareth’s successor in a sequel?
Billy Porter
Lil Nas X
Lady Gaga
Harry Styles
Boy George
Adam Lambert
Who would play Jareth’s successor in a sequel?
Billy Porter
Lil Nas X
Lady Gaga
Harry Styles
Boy George
Adam Lambert
Websites be like “Black Friday Deals!” and it’s just a pair of Beats headphones, a Dyson vacuum, and a shirt.
November 28, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Websites be like “Black Friday Deals!” and it’s just a pair of Beats headphones, a Dyson vacuum, and a shirt.
If you’re going to shop at Target please be sure to open the box and return it so they’ll have to sell it again for less.
November 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
If you’re going to shop at Target please be sure to open the box and return it so they’ll have to sell it again for less.
my boyfriend, everyone
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
my boyfriend, everyone
Everyday I pray that God will take away my ability to read.
REPORT: Kennedy Wrote Of His Passion For "Felching" - Joe.My.God.
The New York Post reports: Not healthy — but certainly a human service. Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. once texted disgraced journalist and alleged ex-flame Olivia Nuzzi abo...
www.joemygod.com
November 23, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Everyday I pray that God will take away my ability to read.
November 22, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Bye Sweatie. Let the door hit you!
November 22, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Bye Sweatie. Let the door hit you!
Today I am announcing my candidacy for Jerry Nadler's seat in the House of Representatives. My mother will also be announcing her own candidacy tomorrow.
November 20, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Today I am announcing my candidacy for Jerry Nadler's seat in the House of Representatives. My mother will also be announcing her own candidacy tomorrow.
I have never in my life seen this big of a gap in a generic House poll
November 19, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I have never in my life seen this big of a gap in a generic House poll
The Running Man may be the dumbest movie I have seen in 20 years
November 16, 2025 at 10:53 PM
The Running Man may be the dumbest movie I have seen in 20 years
CBS Face the Nation not having a single mention today of the Epstein Files is wild, but expected. They’ve been Foxified.
November 16, 2025 at 3:34 PM
CBS Face the Nation not having a single mention today of the Epstein Files is wild, but expected. They’ve been Foxified.
What color is the number 7?
November 16, 2025 at 12:08 AM
What color is the number 7?
I bet the 9:45 announcement is about attacking Venezuela
November 15, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I bet the 9:45 announcement is about attacking Venezuela
I think I figured it out #EpsteinFiles
November 13, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I think I figured it out #EpsteinFiles
Reposted by Jake
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
There’s a Starbucks strike tomorrow. Don’t cross the picket line.
November 13, 2025 at 1:32 AM
There’s a Starbucks strike tomorrow. Don’t cross the picket line.
It would be so funny if the next president bulldozed the ballroom on January 20 at 12:01 PM
November 12, 2025 at 11:56 PM
It would be so funny if the next president bulldozed the ballroom on January 20 at 12:01 PM
Reposted by Jake
“Do you have a favorable or an unfavorable opinion of..”
Zohran Mamdani -3
Gavin Newsom -8
JD Vance -10
Socialism -11
Elon Musk -18
d3nkl3psvxxpe9.cloudfront.net/documents/ec...
Zohran Mamdani -3
Gavin Newsom -8
JD Vance -10
Socialism -11
Elon Musk -18
d3nkl3psvxxpe9.cloudfront.net/documents/ec...
d3nkl3psvxxpe9.cloudfront.net
November 11, 2025 at 2:32 PM
“Do you have a favorable or an unfavorable opinion of..”
Zohran Mamdani -3
Gavin Newsom -8
JD Vance -10
Socialism -11
Elon Musk -18
d3nkl3psvxxpe9.cloudfront.net/documents/ec...
Zohran Mamdani -3
Gavin Newsom -8
JD Vance -10
Socialism -11
Elon Musk -18
d3nkl3psvxxpe9.cloudfront.net/documents/ec...
Reposted by Jake
For the first time all year, Democrats were riding high and the regime was on the ropes.
If Senate leadership’s goal was to demobilize and depress rank-and-file Democrats, they could not have played their cards better.
This is why we’ve launched the largest primary program that we’ve ever run.
If Senate leadership’s goal was to demobilize and depress rank-and-file Democrats, they could not have played their cards better.
This is why we’ve launched the largest primary program that we’ve ever run.
Democratic leaders have failed us again. It's time to get new leaders.
After yet another capitulation by Chuck Schumer and Senate Democrats, it's clear we need new leadership capable of mounting a serious opposition to Trump's authoritarian regime. We're launching our la...
www.indivisible2026.org
November 11, 2025 at 1:07 PM
For the first time all year, Democrats were riding high and the regime was on the ropes.
If Senate leadership’s goal was to demobilize and depress rank-and-file Democrats, they could not have played their cards better.
This is why we’ve launched the largest primary program that we’ve ever run.
If Senate leadership’s goal was to demobilize and depress rank-and-file Democrats, they could not have played their cards better.
This is why we’ve launched the largest primary program that we’ve ever run.
someone knows this guy. who is he?
a new genre of photo in the last year is federal agents working for ICE pointing guns directly at photographers
November 11, 2025 at 1:45 AM
someone knows this guy. who is he?