Jaime
@jaimev2.bsky.social
IPA, espresso, random stuff. Atlanta is weird though it may just be me.
Trust me: your Monday is not worse than mine .
February 16, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Trust me: your Monday is not worse than mine .
Wonderwall by Oasis on a mechanical organ
YouTube video by The Mechanical Music Man
youtu.be
February 16, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Why do I feel Kylie is better for my well-being thsn my doctor?
Me: fix me.
Doctor: here are some meds
Me: not working
Doctor: more meds
Me: the antipsychotics are making me more psychotic.
Doctor: MORE
Me: fix me.
Doctor: here are some meds
Me: not working
Doctor: more meds
Me: the antipsychotics are making me more psychotic.
Doctor: MORE
February 14, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Why do I feel Kylie is better for my well-being thsn my doctor?
Me: fix me.
Doctor: here are some meds
Me: not working
Doctor: more meds
Me: the antipsychotics are making me more psychotic.
Doctor: MORE
Me: fix me.
Doctor: here are some meds
Me: not working
Doctor: more meds
Me: the antipsychotics are making me more psychotic.
Doctor: MORE
Thinking of switching doctors.
Current one isn’t working.
Especially when he surprised me with being diabetic.
If I didn’t schedule a meeting, when was I to know this?
Current one isn’t working.
Especially when he surprised me with being diabetic.
If I didn’t schedule a meeting, when was I to know this?
February 14, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Thinking of switching doctors.
Current one isn’t working.
Especially when he surprised me with being diabetic.
If I didn’t schedule a meeting, when was I to know this?
Current one isn’t working.
Especially when he surprised me with being diabetic.
If I didn’t schedule a meeting, when was I to know this?
Ok the cardinals can now shut up.
I’ve filled two bird feeders, one with black oil sunflower seeds and one with songbird feed.
When the hummingbirds start tweeting next month, I’ll fill the hummingbird feeder.
I’ve filled two bird feeders, one with black oil sunflower seeds and one with songbird feed.
When the hummingbirds start tweeting next month, I’ll fill the hummingbird feeder.
February 14, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Ok the cardinals can now shut up.
I’ve filled two bird feeders, one with black oil sunflower seeds and one with songbird feed.
When the hummingbirds start tweeting next month, I’ll fill the hummingbird feeder.
I’ve filled two bird feeders, one with black oil sunflower seeds and one with songbird feed.
When the hummingbirds start tweeting next month, I’ll fill the hummingbird feeder.
Yeah but have we heard AOC laugh? That’s a make or break for me…
February 14, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Yeah but have we heard AOC laugh? That’s a make or break for me…
Dibs on Noem’s private jet and…
Ew. Why is this blanket crusty?
Ew. Why is this blanket crusty?
BREAKING: Department of Homeland Security (DHS) shuts down due to lack of funding
February 14, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Dibs on Noem’s private jet and…
Ew. Why is this blanket crusty?
Ew. Why is this blanket crusty?
February 14, 2026 at 7:28 PM
@siciliangecko.bsky.social ok had a beer.
Ahem.
Daisies are yellow
The color of day
I want to load you with my
ORRRRR
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I want to give you a taste of my
Ahem.
Daisies are yellow
The color of day
I want to load you with my
ORRRRR
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I want to give you a taste of my
February 14, 2026 at 6:55 PM
@siciliangecko.bsky.social ok had a beer.
Ahem.
Daisies are yellow
The color of day
I want to load you with my
ORRRRR
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I want to give you a taste of my
Ahem.
Daisies are yellow
The color of day
I want to load you with my
ORRRRR
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I want to give you a taste of my
Roses are red
Their scent makes you grin
It rubs the lotion on its skin
Or else it gets the hose again
Their scent makes you grin
It rubs the lotion on its skin
Or else it gets the hose again
February 14, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Roses are red
Their scent makes you grin
It rubs the lotion on its skin
Or else it gets the hose again
Their scent makes you grin
It rubs the lotion on its skin
Or else it gets the hose again
Tech has been texting me repair status updated all morning. I’m about to tell him where he can stick his phone.
February 14, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Tech has been texting me repair status updated all morning. I’m about to tell him where he can stick his phone.
It’s true.
Swalwell: ICE agents shot Alex Pretti and Renee Good. And the only person in the world who has been held accountable by DHS is the pilot who somehow forgot to move Kristi Noem’s blankie.
February 14, 2026 at 2:50 PM
It’s true.
Just give a gay an iced coffee.
Nike's battery-powered footwear system, which propels wearers forward, is part of a broader push to help humans move farther and faster.
'E-bike for your feet': How bionic sneakers could change human mobility
Nike's battery-powered footwear system, which propels wearers forward, is part of a broader push to help humans move farther and faster.
n.pr
February 14, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Just give a gay an iced coffee.
Tried an experiment where I bought snacks and charged a lower price than the vending machine folks. I’m not breaking even. Thinking of going petty an chucking the remnants in the dumpster.
I’m checking the cash in/cash out tomorrow and if it doesn’t balance?
Have fun paying $2 for the fig bars
I’m checking the cash in/cash out tomorrow and if it doesn’t balance?
Have fun paying $2 for the fig bars
February 14, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Tried an experiment where I bought snacks and charged a lower price than the vending machine folks. I’m not breaking even. Thinking of going petty an chucking the remnants in the dumpster.
I’m checking the cash in/cash out tomorrow and if it doesn’t balance?
Have fun paying $2 for the fig bars
I’m checking the cash in/cash out tomorrow and if it doesn’t balance?
Have fun paying $2 for the fig bars
Hums “Neunandneuzig Luftballon”
Q: Can you confirm that CBP actually hit a party balloon it thought was a drone with a laser? And why wasn't that coordinated with the FAA?
KRISTI NOEM: You know, this was a joint agency task force, um, mission that was undertaken. And um, we're continuing to work on communication
*ends presser*
KRISTI NOEM: You know, this was a joint agency task force, um, mission that was undertaken. And um, we're continuing to work on communication
*ends presser*
February 14, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Hums “Neunandneuzig Luftballon”
Yeah this is gonna go over really well.
Governor Newsom proclaims Ronald Reagan Day
Governor Newsom proclaims Ronald Reagan Day | Governor of California
www.gov.ca.gov
February 13, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Yeah this is gonna go over really well.
Oh thank GOD.
Misread and thought it said “53 years ago” and I was like BITCH, WHAT.
Misread and thought it said “53 years ago” and I was like BITCH, WHAT.
33 years ago today, RuPaul made history in becoming the first Drag Queen to chart on the Billboard Hot 100.
His single ‘Supermodel (You Better Work)’ entered the chart at #91 and peaked at #45.
His single ‘Supermodel (You Better Work)’ entered the chart at #91 and peaked at #45.
February 13, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Oh thank GOD.
Misread and thought it said “53 years ago” and I was like BITCH, WHAT.
Misread and thought it said “53 years ago” and I was like BITCH, WHAT.
Leaving the locker room with his frankfurter étouffee still in me.
February 13, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Leaving the locker room with his frankfurter étouffee still in me.
It ain’t Fort Humble that’s for sure.
Trump speaking at Fort Bragg: "The first time, I won but they say I didn't win the popular vote. You know I did. I won it by a lot."
February 13, 2026 at 7:14 PM
It ain’t Fort Humble that’s for sure.