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Jair, The Literary Masturbator

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Poet, Spoken Word Artist, Figure Skating & Lakers' Fan, Libra ♎, Staring Contest Champion Mrs. Worthington's 4th Period English Class Monroe Jr. High Inglewood, CA tinyurl.com/theliterarymasturbator

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Jair, The Literary Masturbator @jairtlm.bsky.social · 3h

One person was dead and two were missing in Alaska on Monday after the remnants of Typhoon Halong over the weekend brought hurricane-force winds and ravaging storm surges and floodwaters that swept some homes away, authorities said. More than 50 people had been rescued — some plucked from rooftops.

Jair, The Literary Masturbator @jairtlm.bsky.social · 7h

#ValentinaPlazas & #MaximilianoFernandez

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Jair, The Literary Masturbator @jairtlm.bsky.social · 8h

Our New Ancestor...

Miss #MajorGriffinGracy, a Black transgender woman and longtime activist who once lived in the Bay Area, died October 13. She was 78.

Miss Major, as she was widely known, passed away at her home in Little Rock surrounded by family and friends

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NPR @npr.org · 11h

A Statement from NPR’s Editor in Chief on the Pentagon’s Press Policy.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17h

Inside Epstein's Criminal Enterprise. Find out more by watching 'The Onion Investigates: Jeffery Epstein' by The Onion here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjhSoGcQhWU

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Jair, The Literary Masturbator @jairtlm.bsky.social · 20h

#IndigenousPeoplesDay 2025

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(Yooo Bam's Face)

#AjaWilson scored 31 points, #ChelseaGray and #JackieYoung both added 18 and the #LasVegasAces beat the Phoenix Mercury 97-86 in Game 4 of the WNBA Finals, sweeping their way to a third championship in four seasons

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Jair, The Literary Masturbator @jairtlm.bsky.social · 3d

Courtney Has Always Been That Girl...

#AbbottElementary

Jair, The Literary Masturbator @jairtlm.bsky.social · 3d

#EmilyChan & #SpencerAkiraHowe
In 3rd Place After The Short Program

ISU Challenger Series Trialeti Trophy 2025

Jair, The Literary Masturbator @jairtlm.bsky.social · 3d

With the Blue Angels sidelined by the government shutdown, a team of Canadian flyers was promoted to a starring role in this year’s San Francisco Fleet Week festivities.

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Nikkolas Smith @4nikkolas.bsky.social · 3d

after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.

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Jair, The Literary Masturbator @jairtlm.bsky.social · 3d

Marshawn Makes Everything Fun To Watch...

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Marshawn Lynch Goes Bird-Watching in Central Park | Prime Video

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Jair, The Literary Masturbator @jairtlm.bsky.social · 3d

Child You Had Me At These Sangun' Sistas!!!

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#LatricePace

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Exclusive Performance With the Cast of ‘Oh Happy Day!’

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Jair, The Literary Masturbator @jairtlm.bsky.social · 3d

Former US President #BarackObama Was Officially Granted The Freedom of the City of Dublin at a ceremony on September 25, 2025.

He and his wife, Michelle, were originally voted to receive the honor by the Dublin City Council in 2017.

Jair, The Literary Masturbator @jairtlm.bsky.social · 4d

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Questlove’s Earth, Wind & Fire Doc Lands At HBO

Questlove revealed he was making a documentary about the Maurice White-founded band in 2024.

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Jair, The Literary Masturbator @jairtlm.bsky.social · 4d

#ItsFunnyCauseItsTrue

Jair, The Literary Masturbator @jairtlm.bsky.social · 4d

#ThatllDoIt
#SoundsAboutWhite

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Mexican Dads Try Each Others Tacos

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Luka Dončić Gets Flagrant Fouled By Spicy Wings | Hot Ones

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Jair, The Literary Masturbator @jairtlm.bsky.social · 4d

ON THIS DAY: In 2009, President Barack Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize for what the Norwegian Nobel Committee called “his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples.” abcnews.visitlink.me/ux87vx

Jair, The Literary Masturbator @jairtlm.bsky.social · 4d

#StarrAndrews
Short Program

Trialeti Trophy 2025

Jair, The Literary Masturbator @jairtlm.bsky.social · 4d

For Some Reason I Had To Back And Experience When #BrandiChavonneMassey #ShaynaSteele & #Ledisi Sang Me Into The Stratosphere On, "White Boys" From, "Hair" On The Actor's Fund of America Benefit Recording

Jair, The Literary Masturbator @jairtlm.bsky.social · 5d

Well, it's back, and the new host is library superstar Mycal

Oct. 4, the first episode of the new series aired and showcased Berkeley Public Kibrary (West Branch)! It will also be featured in the show's opening credits!

New episodes will air weekly at: youtube.com/Kidzuko