Why do so many longtime creative directors win a few awards, survive a few layoffs and start seeing themselves as ultra enlightened enigmatic geniuses? If indeed you were a bonafide creative genius, you wouldn't work in advertising, would you?

(secret to reliably flaky biscuits is to grate the frozen butter and to do about four folds total)

Let's pause from the era for a moment and reflect on how fucking funny it is that 90% of America spends their day getting mad at imaginary people they made up

LUTHER BURDEN IS HOLDING SPACE FOR DEFYING GRAVITY TODAY

Looks like we’ll hopefully still beat the piss out of Mississippi State today but it’s kinda weird to see a 2-8 team (0-6 SEC) try the hometown refs trick. Usually not worth the risk for a team this hopeless, their fan base must need a spark

TUMS makes gummies and doesn’t call them TUMMIES… A missed opportunity so painful I think I’m gonna be sick

Deeply, deeply distressed—and getting worse each day that passes—when I still cannot make fun of people for buying Bitcoin

Without being bald, it's just another forgettable eagle. Remember this next time someone makes fun of your male pattern baldness 🙏🙌

Listening to the Kansas City windstorm in the room of my house with 11 windows all 30+ years old

🎙️Loving a politician is loser shit

Okay, giving this place a shot. Let's see if Blue Sky is a better forum for me to go and get my dose of "one or two likes for every tenth post, which I will write like I hope no one reads it."