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jake
@jakeiteasy.bsky.social
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jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · 8d
Halloween is so fun, how can we start more traditions like trick or treating. Seems impossible in the modern age to start something like that.

I am willing to join like-minded individuals in this endeavor.
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jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · Aug 18
I'm over here feeling like butter scraped over too much bread rn and u couldn't care less
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jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · Aug 14
"Spit it out! Now, Doug!"
But he couldn't. Not yet. Not until he felt how it crunched.
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jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · Jul 24
Now instead of getting mad at the small screen I get mad at the big screen
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jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · Jul 23
Bad news about my baby
jakeiteasy.bsky.social jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · Jul 15
Picked up a new side hustle as a single dad / delivery guy (started playing Death Stranding 2)
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jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · Jul 15
Picked up a new side hustle as a single dad / delivery guy (started playing Death Stranding 2)
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jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · Jul 14
WOW thank you for sharing Chris 🙏🙏 he is RISEN and he likes FEET
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jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · Jul 13
I work in Comms and this was one of the first things I picked up on after diving into your interviews. Ultimately not a big deal but pro example of turning it into something fun
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jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · Jul 7
To you this may seem like a bed sheet that I've sewn into the shape of Charles Barkley and stuffed with socks. But to me, that's Chuck. And he's my best friend
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jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · Jun 29
Pumping Mamdani content into my veins for doses of hopium.
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jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · Jun 6
Oh to be such a confident, out of touch moron and be so blissfully unaware of it. Must be nice.
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jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · Jun 5
Breaking: the two biggest losers you know are fighting and it's awesome
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jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · Jun 5
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jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · Apr 27
Just out on the town
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jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · Apr 5
when's the last time you just wriggled around
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jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · Feb 28
Give all Dems a small red handheld sign that says "LIE" that they silently flash it in unison when he lies. He won't be able to handle it.
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jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · Feb 28
Seldon Lycurgus
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jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · Feb 28
If me and my friends met a billionaire we would smash them with hammers I can tell you that much
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jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · Feb 22
And the democrats still struggle to find a message that resonates
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jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · Feb 21
Starting a new trend called Haircuts and Hot Dogs where I go get a haircut and then pick up some hot dogs for lunch
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jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · Feb 20
It should have been me
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jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · Feb 19
US to Brazil as we slowly collapse
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jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · Feb 14
Just when I think I can't like Bill any more, he goes and says this
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jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · Feb 12
It's always two bitches just telling each other Yaaaasssssss
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jake @jakeiteasy.bsky.social · Feb 5
Not to be dramatic but I would die for her
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