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J.A. Konrath
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I write thrillers. You should stop reading this bio and go read all of my books immediately. jakonrath.base.eth
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I remember a time when there was no Mandela Effect... or was there?
For Halloween, here's Trapped by JA Konrath, a horror thriller that is free as an ebook NFT.

Limited supply so grab one before they're gone.

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I like boating on the ocean and pouring silver glitter onto oil spills.

Pretty slick.
The whiskey... is people!

Bourbon Hammer, the new Jack Daniels thriller by J.A. Konrath, is now available on Amazon.

Who's thirsty?

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I'm lazy. Last year I hired someone to go to the gym and do my exercises.

But I just fired him. He wasn't working out for me.
Since the year 2002, I have wasted 37 hours and fifty-two minutes trying to plug in a USB cable that won't fit, reversing the direction, seeing it still won't fit, then going back to the original direction and it magically fits.

How can we get a class action suit started to punish this sorcery?
After almost a year, Jack is back on Sept 29.

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If you don't subscribe to the JA Konrath Newsletter, here's what it looks like.

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Missed a Jack Daniels book by JA Konrath? They are all 99 cents until Sept 18.

Grab them before they go back to full price.

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The Jack Daniels Thriller Series
23 Novels and Counting...
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If I were a hostile interstellar alien intelligence approaching earth, I would disguise myself as a comet and not change my speed or trajectory until I was so close the planet couldn't mount a defense. Just sayin, AI/Atlas.
If dogs had constant access to all food... would they feed us like we feed them?
The Top 5 movies that everyone seems to love but leave me cold...

1. Blade Runner
2. Shawshank Redemption
3. The Godfather
4. Forrest Gump
5. Silence of the Lambs

I'm not say these are bad films, only that I didn't vibe with them.

What are your five?
Free limited edition JA Konrath ebook. Once they are gone, they are gone.

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I just learned about the Baader-Meinhoff Phenomenon, and for some unexplainable reason Baader-Meinhoff keeps popping up everywhere.
Only a few hours left to get every book I've written for just 99 cents each (or 33 cents each if you buy box sets).

Grab them before they go back to full price.

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All Ann Voss Peterson ebooks are on sale for 99 cents.

This includes all of the books we have co-written (Codename Chandler, Melinda DuChamp.)

Grab them before they go back to full price on July 12!

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It's Amazon Prime Day July 8 - 12, and every JA Konrath ebook is 99 cents. Even box sets.

Grab them all before they go back to full price!

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J. A. Konrath on Kindle
All Konrath eBooks
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Sometimes I think my mind has a mind of its own.
Free limited edition collectible ebook! And it's a scary one...

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We're spending too much time on our screens. It needs to stop.

Please pass that along to all of your followers and reply to all of their responses.
I'm finally getting around to all that procrastinating I've been meaning to do.
I write humorous adult fiction (kinky smut) under my pen name Melinda DuChamp.

It's funny. It's tawdry. And best of all, it's cheap.

The long-awaited conclusion to the Sexperts Trilogy is just $2.99 on Kindle, and the first books in the series are only 99 cents each.

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