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jak @jakscriv.bsky.social · Oct 2

Went to A Bladee concert… still not sure how to pronounce his name or what he looks like, but his mic stand was an axe and thats pretty sick

Bladee on stage, very backlit with long hair covering his face, holding a mic stand shaped like an axe out over the crowd

Bladee, backlit by pink lights, holding his axe shaped mic stand above his head

jak @jakscriv.bsky.social · Sep 19

From this morning’s news

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jak @jakscriv.bsky.social · Sep 19

- FH Furr Plumbing
- @fh_furr
- 571-569-0825
- Regency Furniture
- @myregency
- 240-607-1892
- Giant Food
- @giantfood
- 888-469-4426
- Northrop Grumman
- @northropgrumman
- 703-280-2900
- Northwest Federal Credit Union
- @nwfcu
- 703-709-8900
- 844-709-8900
- LongHome/LongFence
- @longfenceco
- 866-423-8223
- JES Foundation Repair
- @jesfoundationrepair
- 800-836-6163
- VisitOrlando
- @visitorlando
- 407-363-5872
- Koons Toyota/Ford/Jeep/Volvo/Dodge

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jak @jakscriv.bsky.social · Sep 19

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jak @jakscriv.bsky.social · Aug 18

My b that I’m a weirdo lol. But nice meeting you! ✌🏻

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jak @jakscriv.bsky.social · Jul 11

I didn’t realize how invested in my beard I was but yesterday I went to the barber and they took off a lot more than we discussed and it doesn’t look bad but it isn’t my style and its gonna take months to regrow and I had to lie on the floor for 20 minutes last night to not cry 🧔🏻‍♂️ #fragilemasculinity

jak @jakscriv.bsky.social · Mar 4

I don’t imagine they could see me in the pic so I did hold it out the window as I passed them

jak @jakscriv.bsky.social · Mar 4

I see the local cybertruck maybe every other week and this morning I started having fun with it

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jak @jakscriv.bsky.social · Feb 18

My current conspiracy theory is that the egg shortage is entirely engineered so that people won’t want to egg teslas and cybertrucks

jak @jakscriv.bsky.social · Feb 12

I don’t think I would want to see just the acts I listed, but throw Natasha Beddingfield and Michelle Branch on top and I’m pretty much sold.
Agree about it selling out tho- I can’t imagine off-season Ocean City being festival mecca

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jak @jakscriv.bsky.social · Feb 12

Green Day/Fountains of Wayne -> Good Charlotte/Modest Mouse/Jacks Mannequin -> FoB/Weezer is a better pop-punk nostalgia lineup than whatever Warped Tour has announced. (But also the combination of all the artists here is kinda unhinged? I might have to go)

BrooklynVegan @brooklynvegan.bsky.social · Feb 12

Oceans Calling's 2025 lineup has Green Day, Fall Out Boy, Vampire Weekend, Fountains of Wayne, Modest Mouse, DEVO and more www.brooklynvegan.com/oceans-calli...

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jak @jakscriv.bsky.social · Feb 12

I’m probably just white, but is there a difference between a flauta and a toquito?

jak @jakscriv.bsky.social · Feb 11

Been trying really hard not to buy clothes I don’t need, but Pokemon is now selling workout gear and I might need these Team Rocket grunt joggers

jak @jakscriv.bsky.social · Feb 2

day one of #mwe: FKA twigs - EUSEXUA
Great Five gum commercial music - open and sparse with a generally danceable electricity pulsing through, what really shines is when she goes more upbeat on songs like Drums of Death and Childlike Things. North West’s Duolingo ass Japanese verse is not needed.

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jak @jakscriv.bsky.social · Jan 29

youtu.be/A63VwWz1ij0?...

Paramore: Brick By Boring Brick [OFFICIAL VIDEO]

YouTube video by Paramore

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jak @jakscriv.bsky.social · Jan 28

Is Maceo’s Nextel Chirp the best song about NOT using a product?

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I'm Gary Suarez of CABBAGES @imgarysuarez.bsky.social · Jan 27

Music Writer Exercise. Each day in February, listen to one full album you’ve never heard, from start-to-finish. Write one post about the record. #MWE

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jak @jakscriv.bsky.social · Jan 27

Listening to my middle school hits playlist and realized that I was probably first radicalized by the flobots

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jak @jakscriv.bsky.social · Jan 23

I had this same thought Monday morning! Downloaded this counter app (but having difficulty remembering to add to the counter after rips 😵‍💫)

A counter app labeled “bong rips for jesus” with a count of 9

The same counter app displaying a calendar view for the month of january with +3 on Jan 20th, and +2 on the 21st, 22nd, and 23rd

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jak @jakscriv.bsky.social · Jan 21

Make tha Trap Say Aye is such a goddamn classic

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jak @jakscriv.bsky.social · Jan 19

I got this ad on instagram and I thought it was some kink related thing, but nope, it’s actually an app for managing cattle workers.

A screenshot of the app’s website that says “Enhance your dairy farm employee management with Cattle Care solutions!
Elevate efficiency and productivity with our advanced video analytics tool. See what you've been missing in your daily…”

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jak @jakscriv.bsky.social · Jan 19

I believe in the Commanders again and I’m so scared about how they’re gonna hurt me.

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jak @jakscriv.bsky.social · Jan 16

A cybertruck pulled up behind me on the way home from the gym and through the mirror that shit looks like a fucking flat screen tv is following you.

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jak @jakscriv.bsky.social · Jan 15

Is Sheryl Crow overrated or underrated?

jak @jakscriv.bsky.social · Jan 12

There are few stronger connections you can make than drunkenly learning someone you know is also a comic geek.