Jakylln Heidi
@jakyllnheidi.bsky.social
I upcycle and sew and worry
First 🔗 in the 🌳 below to help my friend Nadia, thank you
https://linktr.ee/jakyllnheidi
First 🔗 in the 🌳 below to help my friend Nadia, thank you
https://linktr.ee/jakyllnheidi
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Just finished this robe and I love it so much it’s going to be the centerpiece of my personality now
#sewing #thriftedfabric #slowfashion #upcycling
#sewing #thriftedfabric #slowfashion #upcycling
They should put a highly paid, licensed, and experienced teacher with expertise in K-12 education in Fortnite
November 21, 2025 at 7:16 PM
They should put a highly paid, licensed, and experienced teacher with expertise in K-12 education in Fortnite
Why does live action Moana have her hair styled like a Mormon wife
November 21, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Why does live action Moana have her hair styled like a Mormon wife
—> starts using email to avoid being scammed by spam phone calls
—> starts using text messages to avoid spam promotional emails
—> starts using phone calls to avoid scammy and spammy text messages
(repeat until expiration)
—> starts using text messages to avoid spam promotional emails
—> starts using phone calls to avoid scammy and spammy text messages
(repeat until expiration)
November 21, 2025 at 12:48 AM
—> starts using email to avoid being scammed by spam phone calls
—> starts using text messages to avoid spam promotional emails
—> starts using phone calls to avoid scammy and spammy text messages
(repeat until expiration)
—> starts using text messages to avoid spam promotional emails
—> starts using phone calls to avoid scammy and spammy text messages
(repeat until expiration)
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Hollywood was better when execs were just doing a lot of cocaine and greenlighting everything that sounded cool
November 20, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Hollywood was better when execs were just doing a lot of cocaine and greenlighting everything that sounded cool
Weird Al Yankovich biographical Broadway musical but it’s just a beginning to end parody of Jersey Boys
November 18, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Weird Al Yankovich biographical Broadway musical but it’s just a beginning to end parody of Jersey Boys
“I asked chat gpt”
Yeah well I gave the haunted doll faces hands so they can open your doors at night to ask wtf is wrong with u
Yeah well I gave the haunted doll faces hands so they can open your doors at night to ask wtf is wrong with u
November 15, 2025 at 12:14 AM
“I asked chat gpt”
Yeah well I gave the haunted doll faces hands so they can open your doors at night to ask wtf is wrong with u
Yeah well I gave the haunted doll faces hands so they can open your doors at night to ask wtf is wrong with u
While I agree that the internet is so terrible now that we should all abandon it to rot
i regret to inform you that some folks are still posting pictures proudly showing off what they’ve harvested in their gardens
and unfortunately that content still slaps
i regret to inform you that some folks are still posting pictures proudly showing off what they’ve harvested in their gardens
and unfortunately that content still slaps
November 14, 2025 at 6:39 PM
While I agree that the internet is so terrible now that we should all abandon it to rot
i regret to inform you that some folks are still posting pictures proudly showing off what they’ve harvested in their gardens
and unfortunately that content still slaps
i regret to inform you that some folks are still posting pictures proudly showing off what they’ve harvested in their gardens
and unfortunately that content still slaps
When someone gives a computer a prompt and calls the resulting amalgamation of stolen pixels their “art” it feels emotionally the same as being shown someone’s wine night vision board.
Like, you got some neat ideas there, pal. But you haven’t actually done anything worth showing off.
Like, you got some neat ideas there, pal. But you haven’t actually done anything worth showing off.
November 3, 2025 at 10:24 PM
When someone gives a computer a prompt and calls the resulting amalgamation of stolen pixels their “art” it feels emotionally the same as being shown someone’s wine night vision board.
Like, you got some neat ideas there, pal. But you haven’t actually done anything worth showing off.
Like, you got some neat ideas there, pal. But you haven’t actually done anything worth showing off.
wdym your child is dressed as my high school subculture for halloween? this was never supposed to happen to me only to generations before me
November 1, 2025 at 2:39 AM
wdym your child is dressed as my high school subculture for halloween? this was never supposed to happen to me only to generations before me
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Bonus Episode! Goosebuds returns! Chad and Heidi read through Fear Street: Ski Trip. Can these teenagers survive a snowed-in lodge with a drunk gun nut and a ghostly woman? Spooky Halloween gun fears!
Exclusive on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/gooseb...
Exclusive on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/gooseb...
October 31, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Bonus Episode! Goosebuds returns! Chad and Heidi read through Fear Street: Ski Trip. Can these teenagers survive a snowed-in lodge with a drunk gun nut and a ghostly woman? Spooky Halloween gun fears!
Exclusive on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/gooseb...
Exclusive on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/gooseb...
Please perceive me but please do it without perceiving me but whatever you do please do not stop not persisting to perceive me thankssomuch
October 31, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Please perceive me but please do it without perceiving me but whatever you do please do not stop not persisting to perceive me thankssomuch
a small, boisterous, rosacea-cheeked man,
the bells dingling from his checkered hat,
sputtering into a podcast mic that jester’s privilege does not exist
the bells dingling from his checkered hat,
sputtering into a podcast mic that jester’s privilege does not exist
October 31, 2025 at 5:22 AM
a small, boisterous, rosacea-cheeked man,
the bells dingling from his checkered hat,
sputtering into a podcast mic that jester’s privilege does not exist
the bells dingling from his checkered hat,
sputtering into a podcast mic that jester’s privilege does not exist
Times like these mean I’m either going to get really into baking pies or smoking cigarettes. I can’t afford either pastime, but tradition dictates I must pick one.
October 30, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Times like these mean I’m either going to get really into baking pies or smoking cigarettes. I can’t afford either pastime, but tradition dictates I must pick one.
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The Buried Secret of M. Night Shyamalan with Kayla Cline
Chad and Kayla talk about the fraud documentary from 2004 about how creepy M Night is. Learn about his ghost friend and the ability to summon crows.
iTunes: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
Patreon w/ VIDEO: www.patreon.com/posts/buried...
Chad and Kayla talk about the fraud documentary from 2004 about how creepy M Night is. Learn about his ghost friend and the ability to summon crows.
iTunes: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
Patreon w/ VIDEO: www.patreon.com/posts/buried...
October 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
The Buried Secret of M. Night Shyamalan with Kayla Cline
Chad and Kayla talk about the fraud documentary from 2004 about how creepy M Night is. Learn about his ghost friend and the ability to summon crows.
iTunes: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
Patreon w/ VIDEO: www.patreon.com/posts/buried...
Chad and Kayla talk about the fraud documentary from 2004 about how creepy M Night is. Learn about his ghost friend and the ability to summon crows.
iTunes: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
Patreon w/ VIDEO: www.patreon.com/posts/buried...
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Our first episode! Chad is joined by the legend Ed Skudder (The Super Mario Bros Movie, Dick Figures) to talk about the 1994 mega blockbuster Independence Day.
iTunes: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/i...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/6M2J...
Patreon w VIDEO: www.patreon.com/posts/indepe...
iTunes: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/i...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/6M2J...
Patreon w VIDEO: www.patreon.com/posts/indepe...
Independence Day with Ed Skudder
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October 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Our first episode! Chad is joined by the legend Ed Skudder (The Super Mario Bros Movie, Dick Figures) to talk about the 1994 mega blockbuster Independence Day.
iTunes: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/i...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/6M2J...
Patreon w VIDEO: www.patreon.com/posts/indepe...
iTunes: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/i...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/6M2J...
Patreon w VIDEO: www.patreon.com/posts/indepe...
I give up I’m not painstakingly removing all the husky fur out of my crochet pieces anymore
I’m calling it 98% cotton 2% domestic wolf hair and then I’m calling it a day
I’m calling it 98% cotton 2% domestic wolf hair and then I’m calling it a day
October 20, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I give up I’m not painstakingly removing all the husky fur out of my crochet pieces anymore
I’m calling it 98% cotton 2% domestic wolf hair and then I’m calling it a day
I’m calling it 98% cotton 2% domestic wolf hair and then I’m calling it a day
Offering to cook for others: You matter to me so I want you to enjoy a nice meal.
When others offer to cook for me: You matter to me so I want you to avoid trying to solve the series of frustrating moving puzzles known as my food allergies.
When others offer to cook for me: You matter to me so I want you to avoid trying to solve the series of frustrating moving puzzles known as my food allergies.
October 20, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Offering to cook for others: You matter to me so I want you to enjoy a nice meal.
When others offer to cook for me: You matter to me so I want you to avoid trying to solve the series of frustrating moving puzzles known as my food allergies.
When others offer to cook for me: You matter to me so I want you to avoid trying to solve the series of frustrating moving puzzles known as my food allergies.
Deeply troubled that our government is painting two white suburbanite dads to be the epitome of pearl clutching edgy humor my god they’re not even garage band dads they’re multiple newspaper subscription dads who look like they’d be flabbergasted by a flash tattoo
September 18, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Deeply troubled that our government is painting two white suburbanite dads to be the epitome of pearl clutching edgy humor my god they’re not even garage band dads they’re multiple newspaper subscription dads who look like they’d be flabbergasted by a flash tattoo
Awards Shows: We are gathered here tonight to honor the hard work and dedication of these select artists in particular, who we want to honor for their craft and the legacies they are creating in the world of film
Also Awards Shows: you artists better shutthefuckup I swear to god I’ll drown your f—
Also Awards Shows: you artists better shutthefuckup I swear to god I’ll drown your f—
September 17, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Awards Shows: We are gathered here tonight to honor the hard work and dedication of these select artists in particular, who we want to honor for their craft and the legacies they are creating in the world of film
Also Awards Shows: you artists better shutthefuckup I swear to god I’ll drown your f—
Also Awards Shows: you artists better shutthefuckup I swear to god I’ll drown your f—
Sailor Moon is a Good Show because most of the time the episode message is “don’t trust anybody trying to sell you anything they are trying to steal your energy” and I think that’s beautiful
February 15, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Sailor Moon is a Good Show because most of the time the episode message is “don’t trust anybody trying to sell you anything they are trying to steal your energy” and I think that’s beautiful
It is Super Bowl Sunday 2012.
You post “what is a football?” on tumblr and 6 of your friends like it. One even reposts it.
This is the greatest joy you will ever know on the internet.
You post “what is a football?” on tumblr and 6 of your friends like it. One even reposts it.
This is the greatest joy you will ever know on the internet.
February 10, 2025 at 12:55 AM
It is Super Bowl Sunday 2012.
You post “what is a football?” on tumblr and 6 of your friends like it. One even reposts it.
This is the greatest joy you will ever know on the internet.
You post “what is a football?” on tumblr and 6 of your friends like it. One even reposts it.
This is the greatest joy you will ever know on the internet.
Tried changing things up and slept with my head angled 0.0067 degrees to the left of where I usually do, and now I can’t move my entire upper torso
February 8, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Tried changing things up and slept with my head angled 0.0067 degrees to the left of where I usually do, and now I can’t move my entire upper torso
Just finished this robe and I love it so much it’s going to be the centerpiece of my personality now
#sewing #thriftedfabric #slowfashion #upcycling
#sewing #thriftedfabric #slowfashion #upcycling
February 7, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Just finished this robe and I love it so much it’s going to be the centerpiece of my personality now
#sewing #thriftedfabric #slowfashion #upcycling
#sewing #thriftedfabric #slowfashion #upcycling
In light of current political events, I’ve decided to end my personal journey towards trying to be nicer to men. I can see now that the choice was a mistake and I never should have stopped making men uncomfortable online and in real life.
February 4, 2025 at 4:56 PM
In light of current political events, I’ve decided to end my personal journey towards trying to be nicer to men. I can see now that the choice was a mistake and I never should have stopped making men uncomfortable online and in real life.
GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
YOURE A PINK PONY GIRL
AND YOURE HOLDING A GUN
YOURE A PINK PONY GIRL
AND YOURE HOLDING A GUN
February 3, 2025 at 2:50 AM
GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
YOURE A PINK PONY GIRL
AND YOURE HOLDING A GUN
YOURE A PINK PONY GIRL
AND YOURE HOLDING A GUN