Alex Churchill
@jalexchurchill.bsky.social
Ain't no holla back girl.
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Prediction:
Today (4/9/25) registered the greatest ill gotten gains from insider trading in history.
Today (4/9/25) registered the greatest ill gotten gains from insider trading in history.
April 10, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Prediction:
Today (4/9/25) registered the greatest ill gotten gains from insider trading in history.
Today (4/9/25) registered the greatest ill gotten gains from insider trading in history.
The Trump trade policy strategy is like a Bollywood seduction scene - "no no no, yes yes yes" except twice as incomprehensible for 99% of people watching it.
April 9, 2025 at 5:38 PM
The Trump trade policy strategy is like a Bollywood seduction scene - "no no no, yes yes yes" except twice as incomprehensible for 99% of people watching it.
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Yes, the captain intentionally piloted the ship into a huge iceberg, cracking the vessel like an egg.
But the officers insist we'll all greatly benefit from an invigorating midnight swim through Arctic waters.
But the officers insist we'll all greatly benefit from an invigorating midnight swim through Arctic waters.
April 9, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Yes, the captain intentionally piloted the ship into a huge iceberg, cracking the vessel like an egg.
But the officers insist we'll all greatly benefit from an invigorating midnight swim through Arctic waters.
But the officers insist we'll all greatly benefit from an invigorating midnight swim through Arctic waters.
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Your tariff rate is your star sign divided by the number of boys you've kissed, multiplied by one
April 3, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Your tariff rate is your star sign divided by the number of boys you've kissed, multiplied by one
We're still friends. And she LOVES spanakopita.
December 11, 2024 at 12:37 PM
We're still friends. And she LOVES spanakopita.
Jesus. We've been at war with Greece?
December 11, 2024 at 12:33 PM
Jesus. We've been at war with Greece?
Cheung continued on to say that the idea that he was obfuscating here is very racist.
December 11, 2024 at 12:32 PM
Cheung continued on to say that the idea that he was obfuscating here is very racist.
And so, a new euphemism for the fadeaway is born. "Yeah, I'm getting the impression she's appointed me ambassador to Greece. I'm a little bummed. But hey, at least I don't have to buy her a Christmas present."
December 11, 2024 at 12:22 PM
And so, a new euphemism for the fadeaway is born. "Yeah, I'm getting the impression she's appointed me ambassador to Greece. I'm a little bummed. But hey, at least I don't have to buy her a Christmas present."
I'll be honest, I'm listening to "feels so good" right now. Shoot me. Not literally.
December 9, 2024 at 7:49 PM
I'll be honest, I'm listening to "feels so good" right now. Shoot me. Not literally.
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Maybe Tulsi Gabbard can let Assad stay at her house, since they are pals.
December 8, 2024 at 2:11 AM
Maybe Tulsi Gabbard can let Assad stay at her house, since they are pals.
Is there any chance that there is a medical school somewhere in the world that can send an acceptance email to Kash Patel and cc his mom some time before January 20? Pretty please?
December 1, 2024 at 5:25 AM
Is there any chance that there is a medical school somewhere in the world that can send an acceptance email to Kash Patel and cc his mom some time before January 20? Pretty please?
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People are often surprised when I tell them this: both Twitter and Facebook/insta/threads are now specifically engineered to downgrade, hide, suppress real journalism. If this platform is different, that's a huge change
Traffic from Bluesky to @bostonglobe.com is already 3x that of Threads, and we are seeing 4.5x the conversions to paying digital subscribers.
November 27, 2024 at 6:22 AM
People are often surprised when I tell them this: both Twitter and Facebook/insta/threads are now specifically engineered to downgrade, hide, suppress real journalism. If this platform is different, that's a huge change
Elonia? Transphobic? I would have thought it was misogynistic. Either way, a piss poor insult. Do better.
November 25, 2024 at 1:31 PM
Elonia? Transphobic? I would have thought it was misogynistic. Either way, a piss poor insult. Do better.
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JD Vance: “Trump is a really bad candidate and frankly, I think, a really bad person.”
They all knew who Trump was, then they decided to compromise their values for power.
They all knew who Trump was, then they decided to compromise their values for power.
November 24, 2024 at 2:21 PM
JD Vance: “Trump is a really bad candidate and frankly, I think, a really bad person.”
They all knew who Trump was, then they decided to compromise their values for power.
They all knew who Trump was, then they decided to compromise their values for power.
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Did you know that by substituting your morning coffee with green tea, you can eliminate up to 93% of what little joy you have left?
November 21, 2024 at 9:17 AM
Did you know that by substituting your morning coffee with green tea, you can eliminate up to 93% of what little joy you have left?
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These Trump Cabinet nominations. They're bringing crime. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people
November 21, 2024 at 11:40 AM
These Trump Cabinet nominations. They're bringing crime. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people
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Leak the report. Pass it on.
November 21, 2024 at 2:08 AM
Leak the report. Pass it on.
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This man's jersey is going into the divorce court rafters
@davidjroth.bsky.social CYBERTRUCK AT HOOTERS!
CYBERTRUCK AT HOOTERS!
CYBERTRUCK AT HOOTERS!
November 18, 2024 at 8:55 PM
This man's jersey is going into the divorce court rafters
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This keeps happening.
November 18, 2024 at 2:46 PM
This keeps happening.
It's like watching a train wreck in slow motion. At fast fast fast forward. And it's coming right at us.
November 19, 2024 at 5:56 AM
It's like watching a train wreck in slow motion. At fast fast fast forward. And it's coming right at us.
Moving women across state lines to to pay them for sex? Okay. Use unofficial adopted son's venmo to pay said professionals? Alrighty then. Probably was banging said boys sister? Eeek. Took two hookers to see Pretty Woman? BAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! Jesus Christ, we're fucked.
abcnews.go.com/US/gaetz-all...
abcnews.go.com/US/gaetz-all...
Gaetz allegedly flew 2 women to New York, paid them for sex: Attorney
Donald Trump's nominee for attorney general, former Rep. Matt Gaetz, allegedly paid for two women in 2019 to travel to New York to have sex, a lawyer for the women says.
abcnews.go.com
November 19, 2024 at 5:19 AM
Moving women across state lines to to pay them for sex? Okay. Use unofficial adopted son's venmo to pay said professionals? Alrighty then. Probably was banging said boys sister? Eeek. Took two hookers to see Pretty Woman? BAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! Jesus Christ, we're fucked.
abcnews.go.com/US/gaetz-all...
abcnews.go.com/US/gaetz-all...
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Bringing over some musings from X:
- this Trump administration is going to seriously expose how reliant 🇨🇦 is on 🇺🇸 for defence, trade, intelligence etc.
- NATO, Five Eyes and all other intel sharing pacts, from the official to the usual favours between friendly nations, will need to be re-evaluated.
- this Trump administration is going to seriously expose how reliant 🇨🇦 is on 🇺🇸 for defence, trade, intelligence etc.
- NATO, Five Eyes and all other intel sharing pacts, from the official to the usual favours between friendly nations, will need to be re-evaluated.
November 19, 2024 at 5:01 AM
Bringing over some musings from X:
- this Trump administration is going to seriously expose how reliant 🇨🇦 is on 🇺🇸 for defence, trade, intelligence etc.
- NATO, Five Eyes and all other intel sharing pacts, from the official to the usual favours between friendly nations, will need to be re-evaluated.
- this Trump administration is going to seriously expose how reliant 🇨🇦 is on 🇺🇸 for defence, trade, intelligence etc.
- NATO, Five Eyes and all other intel sharing pacts, from the official to the usual favours between friendly nations, will need to be re-evaluated.
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Yo, MAHA people. You got played.
November 17, 2024 at 2:26 PM
Yo, MAHA people. You got played.