James Deane
@jamesdeane416.bsky.social
Dad of 2 queer teens and a fine young adult. Player of games and Dungeon Master since the OG of D&D. I believe in soup cans for freedom.
He/Him, but I'll take They/Them.
He/Him, but I'll take They/Them.
Just a message to C-Suite executives at this time of the year:
None of your employees are impressed with the latest acquisition when it means sacrificing xmas parties and bonuses.
This is a you problem. We don't have shares.
None of your employees are impressed with the latest acquisition when it means sacrificing xmas parties and bonuses.
This is a you problem. We don't have shares.
December 11, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Just a message to C-Suite executives at this time of the year:
None of your employees are impressed with the latest acquisition when it means sacrificing xmas parties and bonuses.
This is a you problem. We don't have shares.
None of your employees are impressed with the latest acquisition when it means sacrificing xmas parties and bonuses.
This is a you problem. We don't have shares.
So, Canada. Measles eh?
November 11, 2025 at 3:40 AM
So, Canada. Measles eh?
In my head, New York City is most welcome to become the 11th province.
November 6, 2025 at 10:16 PM
In my head, New York City is most welcome to become the 11th province.
Toronto needs another progressive mayor. Ever since David Miller left, this city has been under constant pressure.
Rob Ford, John Tory and Olivia Chow, along with the meddling DoFo, have been disastrous to transit, traffic, and the overall mental and physical health of the residents.
Rob Ford, John Tory and Olivia Chow, along with the meddling DoFo, have been disastrous to transit, traffic, and the overall mental and physical health of the residents.
November 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Toronto needs another progressive mayor. Ever since David Miller left, this city has been under constant pressure.
Rob Ford, John Tory and Olivia Chow, along with the meddling DoFo, have been disastrous to transit, traffic, and the overall mental and physical health of the residents.
Rob Ford, John Tory and Olivia Chow, along with the meddling DoFo, have been disastrous to transit, traffic, and the overall mental and physical health of the residents.
Getting on the bus, using my phone to tap, and as usual asks me to check my fingerprint again. So I do, and it doesn't scan and I have to try a 3rd time.
Woman behind me signs in frustration and says "C'mon!".
They then take 5 minutes to dig through their purse to pay in dimes.
Woman behind me signs in frustration and says "C'mon!".
They then take 5 minutes to dig through their purse to pay in dimes.
May 3, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Getting on the bus, using my phone to tap, and as usual asks me to check my fingerprint again. So I do, and it doesn't scan and I have to try a 3rd time.
Woman behind me signs in frustration and says "C'mon!".
They then take 5 minutes to dig through their purse to pay in dimes.
Woman behind me signs in frustration and says "C'mon!".
They then take 5 minutes to dig through their purse to pay in dimes.
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Great. Now I need to inject bleach into my eyes.
April 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Great. Now I need to inject bleach into my eyes.
Me, all day: I need to do laundry when I get home!
Get home, take off coat, reach for laundry basket.....one of the kids starts loading their laundry...
...fuck.
Get home, take off coat, reach for laundry basket.....one of the kids starts loading their laundry...
...fuck.
April 9, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Me, all day: I need to do laundry when I get home!
Get home, take off coat, reach for laundry basket.....one of the kids starts loading their laundry...
...fuck.
Get home, take off coat, reach for laundry basket.....one of the kids starts loading their laundry...
...fuck.
So...we gotta pay more for using the Nokia that still works 20yrs later?
April 8, 2025 at 9:50 PM
So...we gotta pay more for using the Nokia that still works 20yrs later?
Most days I'm embarrassed to be a man.
Like seriously - after 10,000 years of being bullies and assholes, couldn't we just let the women give it a shot instead of making things worse year over year?
Like seriously - after 10,000 years of being bullies and assholes, couldn't we just let the women give it a shot instead of making things worse year over year?
April 8, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Most days I'm embarrassed to be a man.
Like seriously - after 10,000 years of being bullies and assholes, couldn't we just let the women give it a shot instead of making things worse year over year?
Like seriously - after 10,000 years of being bullies and assholes, couldn't we just let the women give it a shot instead of making things worse year over year?
Canada gotta get their shit together vis-a-vis China trade. I want a 50k CAD EV with a Drone in the roof.
Maybe we can assemble the cars here, stuff Magna can make. Sell some soy.
Maybe we can assemble the cars here, stuff Magna can make. Sell some soy.
April 2, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Canada gotta get their shit together vis-a-vis China trade. I want a 50k CAD EV with a Drone in the roof.
Maybe we can assemble the cars here, stuff Magna can make. Sell some soy.
Maybe we can assemble the cars here, stuff Magna can make. Sell some soy.
Oh, the neighborhood has a new character.
Fun.
Fun.
April 1, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Oh, the neighborhood has a new character.
Fun.
Fun.
Socks and slides? Who does that?
March 27, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Socks and slides? Who does that?
Any multi-millionaire or billionaire that tells you he's never done anything awful, or has never hurt anyone is LYING.
Yes, this includes the ones "you like".
Yes, this includes the ones "you like".
March 21, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Any multi-millionaire or billionaire that tells you he's never done anything awful, or has never hurt anyone is LYING.
Yes, this includes the ones "you like".
Yes, this includes the ones "you like".
Loblaws continues to place Mexican signage on American products.
The broccoli at my No Frill is clearly labeled on the package as Product of USA, but the aisle signage says Mexico.
We should be levying fines on any company doing this.
The broccoli at my No Frill is clearly labeled on the package as Product of USA, but the aisle signage says Mexico.
We should be levying fines on any company doing this.
March 21, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Loblaws continues to place Mexican signage on American products.
The broccoli at my No Frill is clearly labeled on the package as Product of USA, but the aisle signage says Mexico.
We should be levying fines on any company doing this.
The broccoli at my No Frill is clearly labeled on the package as Product of USA, but the aisle signage says Mexico.
We should be levying fines on any company doing this.
Dear void, I do not need anymore personal life events this year. There's enough going on in the world right now, go bug someone else.
March 19, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Dear void, I do not need anymore personal life events this year. There's enough going on in the world right now, go bug someone else.
The US wants to kick Canada out of 5Eyes.
The fuck.
The fuck.
February 25, 2025 at 6:19 PM
The US wants to kick Canada out of 5Eyes.
The fuck.
The fuck.
We should be flooding the market with "Canada is not for Sale" merch so these assholes suing others get tsunami'd in litigation options.
Trademark my ass you jerks!
Trademark my ass you jerks!
February 20, 2025 at 9:43 PM
We should be flooding the market with "Canada is not for Sale" merch so these assholes suing others get tsunami'd in litigation options.
Trademark my ass you jerks!
Trademark my ass you jerks!
Reposted by James Deane
The Ontario Liberal candidate for my riding was standing at the bottom of the steps of Mimico Station this morning with pamphlets.
The snow on the sidewalk is packed and treacherous, the stairs are not great, there are people trying to catch trains, and they have pamphlets.
Fuck off.
The snow on the sidewalk is packed and treacherous, the stairs are not great, there are people trying to catch trains, and they have pamphlets.
Fuck off.
February 20, 2025 at 2:21 PM
The Ontario Liberal candidate for my riding was standing at the bottom of the steps of Mimico Station this morning with pamphlets.
The snow on the sidewalk is packed and treacherous, the stairs are not great, there are people trying to catch trains, and they have pamphlets.
Fuck off.
The snow on the sidewalk is packed and treacherous, the stairs are not great, there are people trying to catch trains, and they have pamphlets.
Fuck off.
So....in the 🇺🇸 they wanna investigate AOC because she was teaching constituents about their rights when faced with law enforcement and deportation? Did I get that right?
February 18, 2025 at 10:23 PM
So....in the 🇺🇸 they wanna investigate AOC because she was teaching constituents about their rights when faced with law enforcement and deportation? Did I get that right?
Between Go Transit and TTC, I have effectively waited 6 hours for transit in the last 24 hours.
It's snow. In Canada. FFS, this is another reason why Doug Ford needs to be fired. Can't even fix transit, and he wants to dig a tunnel under the 401?
It's snow. In Canada. FFS, this is another reason why Doug Ford needs to be fired. Can't even fix transit, and he wants to dig a tunnel under the 401?
February 18, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Between Go Transit and TTC, I have effectively waited 6 hours for transit in the last 24 hours.
It's snow. In Canada. FFS, this is another reason why Doug Ford needs to be fired. Can't even fix transit, and he wants to dig a tunnel under the 401?
It's snow. In Canada. FFS, this is another reason why Doug Ford needs to be fired. Can't even fix transit, and he wants to dig a tunnel under the 401?
That was a 45 minute wait for this streetcar that will take me 5 stops and then I'll have to transfer to another streetcar. And I'm supposed to Tap On?
February 18, 2025 at 1:37 AM
That was a 45 minute wait for this streetcar that will take me 5 stops and then I'll have to transfer to another streetcar. And I'm supposed to Tap On?
City council's ban on TinyHomes, and now tinytinyhomes is the most baffling inhuman, greedy, nimby, privileged bullshit.
Look outside, Toronto, Today:
Look outside, Toronto, Today:
February 15, 2025 at 9:44 PM
City council's ban on TinyHomes, and now tinytinyhomes is the most baffling inhuman, greedy, nimby, privileged bullshit.
Look outside, Toronto, Today:
Look outside, Toronto, Today:
I'm about to sound like a lunatic, so I apologize.
Tangerine Palpatine is making sure there is no one to come to Canada's defense.
He's giving Putin what he wants, which will eventually mean Europe will be dealing with Russia for the next few years.
Tangerine Palpatine is making sure there is no one to come to Canada's defense.
He's giving Putin what he wants, which will eventually mean Europe will be dealing with Russia for the next few years.
February 15, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I'm about to sound like a lunatic, so I apologize.
Tangerine Palpatine is making sure there is no one to come to Canada's defense.
He's giving Putin what he wants, which will eventually mean Europe will be dealing with Russia for the next few years.
Tangerine Palpatine is making sure there is no one to come to Canada's defense.
He's giving Putin what he wants, which will eventually mean Europe will be dealing with Russia for the next few years.
INS, those little convenience stores in places like Union station? They charge 3,79$ for a 500ml coke.
That is straight up robbery when there's a McDs right next door selling Coke products.
My local Korean corner store charges under 2$ for 750ml.
INSANE.
That is straight up robbery when there's a McDs right next door selling Coke products.
My local Korean corner store charges under 2$ for 750ml.
INSANE.
February 14, 2025 at 12:15 AM
INS, those little convenience stores in places like Union station? They charge 3,79$ for a 500ml coke.
That is straight up robbery when there's a McDs right next door selling Coke products.
My local Korean corner store charges under 2$ for 750ml.
INSANE.
That is straight up robbery when there's a McDs right next door selling Coke products.
My local Korean corner store charges under 2$ for 750ml.
INSANE.