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The term FLACCID makes the expression feel abt 10x more scathing than how it comes across in Norwegian, but I regret going into thesaurus mode for this because "unfirm fish" or "fish lacking tautness" make me feel like I've accidentally read a tabloid opinion piece
Names for a lazy person from eight different languages:

8. A lazybones (English)
7. A sluggish banana (Danish)
6. A flaccid fish (Norwegian)
5. A snake king (Cantonese)
4. A free-bread-getter (Serbian)
3. A day-thief (Flemish)
2. A nothingdoer (Hungarian)
1. Director of Free Air (Lithuanian)
December 11, 2024 at 10:23 AM
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Here’s a starter pack of dad jokers. If you want to be included, reply with a dad joke and I’ll add my favourite ten. I’ll kick things off with the best dad joke I’ve ever come up with (so all downhill from here)…

Why should a flat battery in a car be called a flattery?
Because it gets you nowhere
December 4, 2024 at 11:37 AM
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As I have somehow surpassed 7k followers on here I thought it might be nice to do a giveaway: All 7 of my books to one lovely winner. Just share and like to be in with a chance! 😁📚
November 28, 2024 at 11:10 AM
Thanks
Uranus is gorgeous
November 17, 2024 at 11:26 AM