James Wright
@jameswrights.bsky.social
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Indie author & librarian who loves writing, reading and watching Comedy, Horror & Sci-Fi! 🩷💛🩵 Check out my works in the links👇! https://linktr.ee/jameswritessurprisingly
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I did a podcast! It's on gender in Titane and it's up right now on Youtube Music! It's Gender Pop's first episode entitled "Oh, By the Way, You got a Car Baby" check it out at this link: music.youtube.com/watch?v=BnVk...
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My mum's bird feeding station puts mine to shame, talk about taking things to the next level!😄
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Nina wants to say good morning to you, but she wants you to say it first🧡
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It's good because of how bad it is!😄
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I enjoyed it, but I preferred Arbor Day since it felt more like people doing the best they could with nothing, rather than being silly because they could, although both are valid!😄
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Maybe it's just because of the high I got from discovering the glory that was Arbor Day, but now I want to watch all the silly spoof horror films out there, starting with this notorious bad boy for spooky season watch Day 10!
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Arbor Day (1990) Review:

The acting is awful & there's no story, however where this film excels is the gags & creative ways to do gore on a tiny budget.
I enjoyed this movie as much as any I've seen recently with 10x the money & resources behind them, and that's something to be celebrated!

8/10⭐🎥
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Behold! The fancy present I was awaiting to arrive for my mum's 70th! Luckily it all got here on time and in one piece, a bottle of Bollinger Champagne, two glasses and a corkscrew made of Venezuelan Trinitario beans, all in a lovely box!🍾🥂🍫
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When you arrive to find a dog called Nina waiting for you!🐶
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I'm out on the open sea! Much cooler getting off the train and onto the ferry!🚢
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It's so flipping hot on this train and I forgot my mini-fan😫

If I do meet a partner at some point I require them to have incredibly icy hands🥶 I run like a furnace and I could really use that right now🔥
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For some reason everyone and their grandparents have decided to travel today (seriously there are so many very old people on this train!) So I took a moment to catch a breather and get some cake in my life, along with a vanilla frappe!☺️
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Good day everyone!

I'm on the move today, visiting me ma, spotted this speckled cat at the start of my journey so I'm counting that as a good omen. So cute and fluff!

I hope you all are having a great Friday and have a lovely weekend!🧡
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Have to say, half an hour in and I'm actually enjoying this for all it's purposefully crappy glory!😄
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Another day of zero editing done, I deserve to be punished! As such, the viewing choice for Day 9 of my spooky season watch is going to be Arbor Day (1990), no man might survive this grizzly showdown!🐻🌳
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The eyelash stuff really grossed me out, especially when I learned that it actually used to happen! (almost certainly less exaggerated, but they did sow them to the eyelids it seems)
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I've started listening to Bo Burnham's 'That Funny Feeling' on a loop recently😅
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The Ugly Stepsister (2025) Review:

Period satire about the beauty standards projected onto women that examines things from all sides and doesn't pull any punches.
There is a brutal realism mixed in with the fantastical setting & delusions that makes this as chilling as it is enjoyable!

9.5/10⭐🎥
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Me on social media Vs. Me in real life. #pokemon
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I heard a magpie in my garden trees when I woke up and threw out a few nuts for it, only to have a squirrel hop down as soon as I turned to leave, I saw them out of the corner of my eye. They are clearly watching me, but they don't trust me! How can I earn their squirrel affection?!🐿️
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So brutal, I loved it! The satire was so good, and the scenes of body stuff were so hard to watch!
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Spooky Season watch Day 8 is the Norwegian dark fairytale The Ugly Stepsister from earlier this year, I've heard it has 'fantasy The Substance' vibes, we shall see!👠
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I find it hard to review a film I have nothing but love for!
Set in a world where supernatural slashers are real, while remaining relatively grounded.
It asks real questions about the meaning of it all, why we are attracted to these stories & the human cost, it's also smart & funny to boot!

10/10⭐🎥
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Finally, the important stuff has arrived!🙌
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Can you guess what movie I'm watching for spooky season day 7 from the screenshots? (with commentary because I've seen it several times already!)