Jamie Rockwell
jamierockwell.bsky.social
Jamie Rockwell
@jamierockwell.bsky.social
Designer/Illustrator, husband, dad, etc. I live in the eastern suburbs of The Land
I still can't believe that I live in the same state as the dumbasses who think these people would be good at these jobs
February 12, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Gotta make those rubles son
February 12, 2026 at 3:33 PM
We already have a base in Greenland. What else is it--besides blowing up NATO at Putin's instruction--that we need there?
January 16, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Yes, everyone loves it. No dissenting opinions there, no sir
January 16, 2026 at 3:59 PM
From the man who complains that immigrants are escaping from mental institutions because he doesn't understand that there's a difference between political asylum and insane asylums...
January 9, 2026 at 9:28 PM
I don't think that Bari Weiss understands that her target audience does not have the attention span to watch town hall-style conversations.

I guess she could have her video guy throw in a bunch of smash cuts to the photo of that Haitian guy carrying a dead goose or whatever
December 18, 2025 at 3:58 PM
So weird that this guy is so concerned about not getting into heaven, considering how he lives his life and spends his time
December 15, 2025 at 6:41 PM
He probably got blindsided by several hundred well-respected foreign dignitaries trying to finish the job on that right hand
December 12, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Oh my God
December 12, 2025 at 10:49 PM
THE KINDS OF THINGS I WAS READY FOR WHEN I WAS 15:
- high school
- shaving
- learning how to drive
- working a full-time summer job
- dating

THE KINDS OF THINGS I WAS NOT READY FOR WHEN I WAS 15:
- fucking people like 40 years older than me
November 13, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Are there any prosecutable offenses related to lying one's face off in one's capacity as WH press secretary, or is this the case that's gonna set the precedent?
November 12, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Happy Veterans' Day to everyone except our Commander-In-Chief, who, being a well-documented sociopath, doesn't possess the capacity to understand the concept of honor, or the selflessness that our servicemen and women exemplify every day to keep our country safe
Trump: We gave her the Presidential Medal of Freedom. It’s much better than the Congressional Medal of Honor because soldiers get the Congressional. And they’re in very bad shape because they're dead. She gets it and she's a healthy, beautiful woman. And they’re rated equal
November 11, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Not exactly unpredictable behavior coming from Hott and Temu Hans Landa
November 4, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Pfffffff yeah okay
October 30, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Middletown is less than an hour from Springfield and those people were his protected constituents when he was a senator.

Seems like we hit a new low every day now, but "selling out your own people with debunked rumors for clout with your base of Nazi assholes" is world-historic toady behavior
October 30, 2025 at 6:13 PM
14 / I don't get how these guys don't see the hypocrisy in what they're fighting for, because it's clearly not for His glory, it's for theirs (paraphrased from Last Crusade). And I know that guys like Chip Roy aren't big on reading, but don't take my word for it. Read the book you love so much. /END
October 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
13 / He literally said otherwise.

Do you really think that Jesus would be a huge fan of Charlie Kirk, a guy who made a career out of preaching that non-straight Christians are evil and that immigrants weren't worthy of our help or respect? I think Jesus would have punched Charlie Kirk in the face.
October 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
12 / Christian theocracy (which Jesus wouldn't have wanted in the first place), which is to say nothing about the hypocrisy of the most American religion ever: prosperity gospel. Does Jesus seem like a guy who would applaud being rich, or giving more money to rich people? Of course not.
October 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
11 / ... with the whole thing. This is a guy who specifically told us to take care of each other, and whose most well-known detours into violence involved beating up bankers, and here we are in the Year of Our Lord 2025 and the loudest of the Christians are complaining that we aren't a...
October 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
10 / ... already the kind of country that Jesus Christ would have wanted? Where strangers can take refuge and be treated like human beings? See, this is why Roy's brand of Christian nationalism is a completely backwards ideology, because Jesus Christ himself would have disagreed...
October 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
9 / If Jesus said that we should be kind and respectful of people who are different than us, and our founding fathers threw together a road map for a country where people could emigrate to in order to escape persecution and the disrespect of being told that their religion is incorrect, isn't that...
October 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
8 / ... pull all the strings. And they weren't about to force state-sanctioned religion on anyone, because they realized the obvious hypocrisy of fleeing a regime doing that to them, just to show up somewhere else and do it to other people. So, my question for Christian nationalists is...
October 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
7 / Which brings us to now. Our country was founded by people escaping European monarchies and state-sanctioned religions because they wanted to live and worship the way they see fit, right? They came up with our system of government specifically to ensure that no one person could...
October 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
6 / ... should be treated, based on how the Jews were treated in Egypt. Spoiler: we should treat immigrants well too. Jesus was pretty specific about these things. He tended to sermonize that people who DON'T due these things were headed straight to damnation, but I'm not going to expound upon that.
October 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM