James, Decieves The Heavens And Spoils The Earth
@jamvaan.bsky.social
He/Him, Bisexy As Hell. Sicko In Sheep's Clothing. Won't Learn To Feel Less. Games Finished between Jan 1st 2025 - Jan 1st 2026 : 28
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Had to lead my house this morning and AAAAAAHHHHHAAAHHHHHH
December 14, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Had to lead my house this morning and AAAAAAHHHHHAAAHHHHHH
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You know, call me crazy, but I don't think that, win or lose, the crowd at Wrestle Kingdom is going to be chanting bullshit or you fucked up at Hiroshi Tanahashi.
And he sold out the bigger building too. Just saying.
And he sold out the bigger building too. Just saying.
December 14, 2025 at 3:35 AM
You know, call me crazy, but I don't think that, win or lose, the crowd at Wrestle Kingdom is going to be chanting bullshit or you fucked up at Hiroshi Tanahashi.
And he sold out the bigger building too. Just saying.
And he sold out the bigger building too. Just saying.
Yeah. I spent the mo ey on a Peacock sub for the night to watch Cenas retirement. And for what it was it was great, but man it reminded me why I don't care about the WWE anymore.
They foster such indifference for the product that they produce. They strip the art and the love out of pro wrestling.
They foster such indifference for the product that they produce. They strip the art and the love out of pro wrestling.
December 14, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Yeah. I spent the mo ey on a Peacock sub for the night to watch Cenas retirement. And for what it was it was great, but man it reminded me why I don't care about the WWE anymore.
They foster such indifference for the product that they produce. They strip the art and the love out of pro wrestling.
They foster such indifference for the product that they produce. They strip the art and the love out of pro wrestling.
This reaction is what happens when you don't foster a love of pro wrestling in your pro wrestling crowd; the people don't want to see a torch passing.
They want to sing their songs, do the poses and chants, and see the entrances and finishing moves.
Ocean wide reach, puddle deep engagement.
They want to sing their songs, do the poses and chants, and see the entrances and finishing moves.
Ocean wide reach, puddle deep engagement.
What did the fucking marks that watch WWE think the finish to Cenas last match would be?
December 14, 2025 at 3:14 AM
This reaction is what happens when you don't foster a love of pro wrestling in your pro wrestling crowd; the people don't want to see a torch passing.
They want to sing their songs, do the poses and chants, and see the entrances and finishing moves.
Ocean wide reach, puddle deep engagement.
They want to sing their songs, do the poses and chants, and see the entrances and finishing moves.
Ocean wide reach, puddle deep engagement.
"Tonight, pro wrestling has defeated sports entertainment."
Always does.
Always does.
December 14, 2025 at 3:08 AM
"Tonight, pro wrestling has defeated sports entertainment."
Always does.
Always does.
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I know Okada's PROBABLY going to win the Gold League but MAN, can we give it to Speedball instead? PLEASE?
December 13, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I know Okada's PROBABLY going to win the Gold League but MAN, can we give it to Speedball instead? PLEASE?
Claudio vs Takeshita was always a toss up but now that Claudio's the CMLL World Heavyweight Champion and Takeshita is the IWGP World Heavyweight Champion I feel like a draw is the most likely result.
December 13, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Claudio vs Takeshita was always a toss up but now that Claudio's the CMLL World Heavyweight Champion and Takeshita is the IWGP World Heavyweight Champion I feel like a draw is the most likely result.
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Cena’s done today? Say it ain’t so 🥹🫡
December 13, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Cena’s done today? Say it ain’t so 🥹🫡
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*danny on Irish message boards in 2009 talking about Warren Spector's massive cock*
two men are standing next to each other and smiling while looking at a laptop computer .
ALT: two men are standing next to each other and smiling while looking at a laptop computer .
media.tenor.com
December 12, 2025 at 10:27 PM
*danny on Irish message boards in 2009 talking about Warren Spector's massive cock*
"One brings shadow, one brings light/
Two-toned echoes tumbling through time/
Threescore wasted, ten cast aside/
Four-fold knowing, no end in sight/"
Two-toned echoes tumbling through time/
Threescore wasted, ten cast aside/
Four-fold knowing, no end in sight/"
December 12, 2025 at 12:50 PM
"One brings shadow, one brings light/
Two-toned echoes tumbling through time/
Threescore wasted, ten cast aside/
Four-fold knowing, no end in sight/"
Two-toned echoes tumbling through time/
Threescore wasted, ten cast aside/
Four-fold knowing, no end in sight/"
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Hey @samlakewrites.bsky.social see if you can get Evanescence for Control Resonant. That’d be cool.
December 12, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Hey @samlakewrites.bsky.social see if you can get Evanescence for Control Resonant. That’d be cool.
This is why some of you fuckers shouldn't be allowed to vote.
December 12, 2025 at 3:06 AM
This is why some of you fuckers shouldn't be allowed to vote.
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We’re deeply honored that HADES II is in the running for Game of the Year and more at #TheGameAwards tonight, especially since we’re in the company of such an amazing group of wildly different and beautiful games.
Congratulations to all our fellow nominees — we salute you!! 🙏👏
Congratulations to all our fellow nominees — we salute you!! 🙏👏
December 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
We’re deeply honored that HADES II is in the running for Game of the Year and more at #TheGameAwards tonight, especially since we’re in the company of such an amazing group of wildly different and beautiful games.
Congratulations to all our fellow nominees — we salute you!! 🙏👏
Congratulations to all our fellow nominees — we salute you!! 🙏👏
Real talk, this is why Pro Wrestling rules. Same as theater, a computer can't generate an authentic pro wrestling performance. There's no CG in pro wrestling, there's no wire work; the decisions may be predetermined but every bump and bruise and drop of sweat is real.
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 11, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Real talk, this is why Pro Wrestling rules. Same as theater, a computer can't generate an authentic pro wrestling performance. There's no CG in pro wrestling, there's no wire work; the decisions may be predetermined but every bump and bruise and drop of sweat is real.
Currently trapped in my apartment because my parking lot is a sheet of ice. Trying not to feel like an asshole for skipping out on work while I wait for the city to come save me.
December 11, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Currently trapped in my apartment because my parking lot is a sheet of ice. Trying not to feel like an asshole for skipping out on work while I wait for the city to come save me.
Eddie Kingstons the realest motherfucker in pro wrestling.
December 11, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Eddie Kingstons the realest motherfucker in pro wrestling.
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true ending. fuck with me
December 11, 2025 at 2:23 AM
true ending. fuck with me
As he makes his entrance I'll just bring up that Kyle Fletchers theme song is about class warfare and features the lyric "Why is nobody killing the rich in their homes?"
So as far as I'm concerned he's coming out of the wrong tunnel. My based Protostar.
So as far as I'm concerned he's coming out of the wrong tunnel. My based Protostar.
December 11, 2025 at 2:27 AM
As he makes his entrance I'll just bring up that Kyle Fletchers theme song is about class warfare and features the lyric "Why is nobody killing the rich in their homes?"
So as far as I'm concerned he's coming out of the wrong tunnel. My based Protostar.
So as far as I'm concerned he's coming out of the wrong tunnel. My based Protostar.
JACK PERRY BIT OKADA IN THE DICK.
WHY IS OKADA NOT WEARING A CUP?
WHY IS OKADA NOT WEARING A CUP?
December 11, 2025 at 1:43 AM
JACK PERRY BIT OKADA IN THE DICK.
WHY IS OKADA NOT WEARING A CUP?
WHY IS OKADA NOT WEARING A CUP?
Jack Perry just out here trying shit and I kinda respect it.
December 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Jack Perry just out here trying shit and I kinda respect it.