Jane_Chef
janechef.bsky.social
Jane_Chef
@janechef.bsky.social
they/she/it - enby cat game dev - 24 - ΘΔ
i love female characters who kill loads of people and are covered in blood and the narrative says it's all good
January 25, 2026 at 12:59 PM
ice climbers is lost media now
climate change melted it
January 23, 2026 at 6:49 PM
fnaf lore is dumb as hell. let's introduce the bite of 87 and then next game reveal another different bite. let's make the killer purple in cutscenes, but no he's yellow in this one to make it less obvious, let's make his son literally purple actually. there are 10 dead kids now, all called Jeremy
January 22, 2026 at 6:56 AM
the nintendo gametoilet
January 17, 2026 at 3:38 PM
lost media youtubers saw god and god told them that every piece of promotional spongebob material must be documented or they will all go to hell
December 29, 2025 at 1:52 PM
just won the game awards again, thanks for the votes everyone
December 12, 2025 at 3:46 PM
accidentally wake up at 12 on a december day and now i get 3 hours of daylight

i'm like if a rotting corpse was alive
December 11, 2025 at 3:12 PM
gf asked me if i'd heard the news about the game awards desert portal and i hadn't heard about it so i was just completely taken aback by the concept.
game awards is just making portals and spells and ominous relics now, it's the dark sorcerer awards now
December 10, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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holding the textured white monster and thinking: it's ribbed for her pleasure
November 30, 2025 at 2:50 PM
asking the monkey's paw to get rid of ai and then wondering why every video game enemy got lobotomized all of a sudden
November 16, 2025 at 12:19 PM
love how the only surviving beatles members are the guy no one really cares about and the guy who everyone theorized to be dead
November 12, 2025 at 6:40 PM
stardew valley is funny because it's called a cozy game but if you don't go to bed on time you pass out and get extorted by your neighbors
November 12, 2025 at 1:22 PM
fleetwood joe
November 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
nothing can describe how lame it feels to be sick
November 5, 2025 at 1:10 PM
for halloween i'm dressing up as the unseen monster. you won't see me at your halloween party but the possibility that i'm there will keep you at the edge of your seat
October 31, 2025 at 10:04 AM
When I was a teen I used to think "lyrics" was a musical artist because my youtube front page would have a bunch of music videos with "(w/ lyrics)" in the title.

made me think "It sure is cool that this lyrics guy is friends with every musician"
October 28, 2025 at 11:31 AM
if you use my code and you will obtain 5000 silver ketchup, 200 gold mustard and a legendary hamburger
October 23, 2025 at 7:03 AM
i don't do body horror i do body comedy
October 21, 2025 at 4:20 PM
i've got the ass that slaps back
October 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
the ninja turtles are just one guy to me except there's 4 of him
October 6, 2025 at 2:19 PM
kickstarters were funny as fuck, it's like: if we hit the main goal we make the game, if we hit the stretch goal we add 100 features and send the game to developement hell forever
October 2, 2025 at 11:03 AM
A feminist icon: This man tells women on the street to stop smiling.
September 20, 2025 at 6:14 AM
it's called the switch 2 because it will only have two games
September 10, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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THEY'RE CALLED MECHA, COOP. REAL WACKADOO STUFF THE BOYS BACK AT LANGLEY HAVE BEEN COOKING UP. ENORMOUS ROBOT BODIES THAT'LL WIN THE NEXT TEN WARS. BUT HERES THE KICKER: THEY CAN ONLY BE DRIVEN BY MALNOURISHED TEENAGE LESBIANS. TRANSGENDERS TOO IF THEY'RE MALNOURISHED ENOUGH.
September 7, 2025 at 5:26 AM
playing baldurs gate 3 with my gf and it's very funny because i'm not a baldurs gate fan or a d&d fan so there's a lot of seemingly lore relevant moments that just go completely over my head
August 28, 2025 at 4:44 PM