Jane
@janeledbatch.bsky.social
Me: “Ugh we have reached the age where the lawyer on the other side of this deal is named Madisyn. With a y.”
B: “Did she go to BYU or the University of Utah?”
Me: “Wow. Nailed it. BYU Law.”
B: “Did she go to BYU or the University of Utah?”
Me: “Wow. Nailed it. BYU Law.”
June 26, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Me: “Ugh we have reached the age where the lawyer on the other side of this deal is named Madisyn. With a y.”
B: “Did she go to BYU or the University of Utah?”
Me: “Wow. Nailed it. BYU Law.”
B: “Did she go to BYU or the University of Utah?”
Me: “Wow. Nailed it. BYU Law.”
www.moneycannon.org Proud of my D3 school finishing in the top 15, despite only graduating under 500 kids/year. Missing GIAV on here (and obviously he’s a big piece of this), but there are more involved than you might expect. Thanks to the whole @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social crew for all you do!
2025 CHARITIBUNDIBOWL
www.moneycannon.org
April 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
www.moneycannon.org Proud of my D3 school finishing in the top 15, despite only graduating under 500 kids/year. Missing GIAV on here (and obviously he’s a big piece of this), but there are more involved than you might expect. Thanks to the whole @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social crew for all you do!
For Christmas, I gave my brother-in-law tickets to today’s Cavs game. Just realized they’re playing the Mavs. Sigh.
February 2, 2025 at 10:28 PM
For Christmas, I gave my brother-in-law tickets to today’s Cavs game. Just realized they’re playing the Mavs. Sigh.
It’s Spirit Day at my kids’ school. My 7-year old is humming “Spirit Day, Spirit Day, Greatest Day of the Year!” I have no idea where she gets this enthusiasm from (spoiler alert: it’s from me)
January 31, 2025 at 12:29 PM
It’s Spirit Day at my kids’ school. My 7-year old is humming “Spirit Day, Spirit Day, Greatest Day of the Year!” I have no idea where she gets this enthusiasm from (spoiler alert: it’s from me)
IMAGINE IF YOU HAD TRIED TO SCORE A TOUCHDOWN EARLIER TOO
January 21, 2025 at 3:48 AM
IMAGINE IF YOU HAD TRIED TO SCORE A TOUCHDOWN EARLIER TOO
The greatest “update” to a news alert that I’ve ever seen. God love Atlanta.
January 21, 2025 at 3:22 AM
The greatest “update” to a news alert that I’ve ever seen. God love Atlanta.
My 9-year old got me a leaf blower for my birthday this week. A pretty win-win gift if you ask me.
January 20, 2025 at 5:51 PM
My 9-year old got me a leaf blower for my birthday this week. A pretty win-win gift if you ask me.
My 7-year old just made a birthday poster for me on our kitchen island while I was making dinner and told me not to look….
January 14, 2025 at 12:19 AM
My 7-year old just made a birthday poster for me on our kitchen island while I was making dinner and told me not to look….
And the power is out…
January 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
And the power is out…
One perk of marrying someone from the Midwest is knowing that he’ll be able to handle any sort of weird winter weather we get in the ATL. He knows what we need, what to do, how to drive in it, etc. The problem emerges when the aforementioned spouse is out of the country when such weather hits…
January 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
One perk of marrying someone from the Midwest is knowing that he’ll be able to handle any sort of weird winter weather we get in the ATL. He knows what we need, what to do, how to drive in it, etc. The problem emerges when the aforementioned spouse is out of the country when such weather hits…
Really regretting teaching my children to be good sports and supportive of other people as I’ve had a few too many “Mama, he’s trying his best” during this game already…
January 2, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Really regretting teaching my children to be good sports and supportive of other people as I’ve had a few too many “Mama, he’s trying his best” during this game already…
Our hotel is doing a 5-course pre-fixed menu for new years and it’s incredible. My 9-year old is now obsessed with beef carpaccio. What a world.
January 1, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Our hotel is doing a 5-course pre-fixed menu for new years and it’s incredible. My 9-year old is now obsessed with beef carpaccio. What a world.
WHY DON’T WE CALL TIMEOUTS?!?!
December 30, 2024 at 4:18 AM
WHY DON’T WE CALL TIMEOUTS?!?!
I enjoy so much that my 9 and 7 year old both do mad libs by reading the actual sentences with the blanks so the other person knows exactly what it’s inserting into the sentence. Yet they still die of laughter every time the full paragraph is revealed at the end….
December 26, 2024 at 8:38 PM
I enjoy so much that my 9 and 7 year old both do mad libs by reading the actual sentences with the blanks so the other person knows exactly what it’s inserting into the sentence. Yet they still die of laughter every time the full paragraph is revealed at the end….
Big Cowboys fan here tonight. #riseup #thingsiwillneversayagain
December 23, 2024 at 2:38 AM
Big Cowboys fan here tonight. #riseup #thingsiwillneversayagain
“I’ll have the kids write notes to their friends and family on our Christmas cards. It’ll be great!” — Delusional thoughts by Jane
December 21, 2024 at 4:11 PM
“I’ll have the kids write notes to their friends and family on our Christmas cards. It’ll be great!” — Delusional thoughts by Jane
An under-appreciated trait in a life partner is the ability for said partner to make a kick-ass fire.
December 21, 2024 at 1:14 AM
An under-appreciated trait in a life partner is the ability for said partner to make a kick-ass fire.
Stanford Steve looks like he has a head wound
December 21, 2024 at 12:50 AM
Stanford Steve looks like he has a head wound
FedEx, don’t lie about attempting to deliver a package to my house. Just say you didn’t make it and will try again tomorrow.
December 19, 2024 at 12:12 AM
FedEx, don’t lie about attempting to deliver a package to my house. Just say you didn’t make it and will try again tomorrow.
If you are trying to find something in a bookstore, just ask for help. That will ensure that the damn book is right in front of you when you do…
December 15, 2024 at 4:27 PM
If you are trying to find something in a bookstore, just ask for help. That will ensure that the damn book is right in front of you when you do…
Packed up my office today after almost 8 years at the company and almost 7 in that exact office. End of an era.
December 4, 2024 at 12:15 AM
Packed up my office today after almost 8 years at the company and almost 7 in that exact office. End of an era.
My 7-year old just informed us that she and her fellow first graders have determined Taylor Swift to be “too old-fashioned” so she’s not that into her anymore. God help me.
November 26, 2024 at 11:20 PM
My 7-year old just informed us that she and her fellow first graders have determined Taylor Swift to be “too old-fashioned” so she’s not that into her anymore. God help me.
9-year old playing his cello for us. “Hey great, buddy. What was the name of that tune?” “Santa Claus is Coming To Town”. Ah yes of course. We were all thinking that…
November 18, 2024 at 12:06 AM
9-year old playing his cello for us. “Hey great, buddy. What was the name of that tune?” “Santa Claus is Coming To Town”. Ah yes of course. We were all thinking that…