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jantastik.bsky.social @jantastik.bsky.social · 10h

watching #ZoeysExtraordinaryPlaylist and i really hate that she picked ol’
boy from pitch perfect cause there’s something about him that feels simultaneously lame and disingenuous.

jantastik.bsky.social @jantastik.bsky.social · 10h

i would like to be sleepy. but i am not.

jantastik.bsky.social @jantastik.bsky.social · 10h

i’m so hungry and i truly don’t understand!

jantastik.bsky.social @jantastik.bsky.social · 10h

i’m fighting back but i definitely ain’t winning yet.

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jantastik.bsky.social @jantastik.bsky.social · 10h

my husband made a disparaging comment about them the other day and i was like “hey! don’t you dare besmirch the name of crown fried chicken! they saved you many a night, getting off the train and wasn’t shit else open. also, with the gravy and the damn mashed potatoes?!? tasty.”

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jantastik.bsky.social @jantastik.bsky.social · 10h

i’m always hungry at this time of night. this really not a helpful time to be hungry.

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jantastik.bsky.social @jantastik.bsky.social · 1d

those be sad days. was it a word with hella options that could have been right.

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Chico Escuela @blaqdocdown.bsky.social · 1d

“One of the most healing things you can do is recognize where in your life you are your own poison.”

~Steve Maraboli

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jantastik.bsky.social @jantastik.bsky.social · 1d

it the universe telling me to stop spending money? cause amazon wants my back to go untested and this shirt i ordered that goes with this tracksuit got inexplicably cancelled. now, if my Beyoncé miracle drops don’t make it to my doorstep…….

jantastik.bsky.social @jantastik.bsky.social · 1d

also begs the question that if amazon never came……. what the hell was the knocking sound i thought i heard that woke me up?

jantastik.bsky.social @jantastik.bsky.social · 1d

at this point, amazon owes me a free back rest and like 2 hours of sleep.

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jantastik.bsky.social @jantastik.bsky.social · 1d

i’m still lowkey salty i never got that babysitters club book that came with the locket. and i probably read the book itself from the library, but a bish still wanted that damn locket.

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jantastik.bsky.social @jantastik.bsky.social · 1d

the outfits!

jantastik.bsky.social @jantastik.bsky.social · 1d

i don’t even snooze. in college, i thought my clock was broken but i was waking up, turning it off & then going back to sleep with no memory of it. it finally explained why my mom would be like “i asked you to wash the dishes this morning!” and i’d be like “🤔 i didn’t talk to you this morning.”

jantastik.bsky.social @jantastik.bsky.social · 1d

i got a heated mattress pad in maybe the spring on a good deal and i was like “this decision not gonna pay off for a long time………. but when that day comes, i’ma be real hype.”

LONAWEEN 🎃👻 @lonababy.blacksky.app · 1d

I’m about to add a heated blanket to my wish list for Christmas.

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jantastik.bsky.social @jantastik.bsky.social · 1d

1) you definitely got this.
2) this just reminded me that we were supposed to meal prep on saturday. and it is now sunday. so…….. yea.

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jantastik.bsky.social @jantastik.bsky.social · 1d

i was pretty sure i had insomnia but i ain’t become certain until i got married and saw how fast normal people can fall asleep. like…… my mans head hits the pillow. you might get a sentence or two…… then he really just be blissfully sleep. meantime, i’m up 3 more hours and shit.

jantastik.bsky.social @jantastik.bsky.social · 1d

my husband right now. alarm just went off a couple minutes ago & he somehow already snoring again.

Muva Teresaaa 🌱💎 @sooodulce.blacksky.app · 1d

😣😪

a woman in a blue dress is laying on a bed with an alarm clock on the nightstand

ALT: a woman in a blue dress is laying on a bed with an alarm clock on the nightstand

media.tenor.com

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jantastik.bsky.social @jantastik.bsky.social · 1d

finally light enough to creep around and see if any of the apartments near mine have the conditions in the photo. i don’t be wanting people to be in trouble, but this driver had to have manually affirmed that he was in the delivery area cause nothing near me looks like this.

jantastik.bsky.social @jantastik.bsky.social · 1d

i thought i would like the other colorways because that accent squiggle ain’t sitting right with me, but i can’t get into them. i wonder if the abstract lines intersecting the geometric lines like that is putting me ill at ease or if it’s something else. i want to like them, but i do not.

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jantastik.bsky.social @jantastik.bsky.social · 1d

and THEEEEEEEEESE muhfuggers talmbout “ask your neighbors & if you haven’t found it by tomorrow at 5, then we can help you.” bruh, what?!? your driver not on my camera so who knows which of these 20 buildings he was at. you want me to do a canvas?!?! gimme my backrest or gimme my fucking money, man.

jantastik.bsky.social @jantastik.bsky.social · 1d

amazon truly PISSING ME OFF. ‘member that package i paid next day for that ain’t come the next day? or the next. or the fucking next! i cancelled it and reordered. wake up to a “DELIVERED!” notification. look outside. you think it was delivered? actually…. it was. just not to MY fucking house.

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jantastik.bsky.social @jantastik.bsky.social · 1d

not my camera notifying me of a person detected at friggin’ midnight. i look & it’s a random dude walking. 5 mins later, person again. it’s the same random dude… walking in the same damn direction. and this is why i got the roku camera. cause now i gotta picture-in-picture that shit to keep watch.

jantastik.bsky.social @jantastik.bsky.social · 1d

i said to husband “who the hell is making sexy pickle sculptures?!” this fool said “an artiste.” bwahahaha.

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jantastik.bsky.social @jantastik.bsky.social · 1d

i just have less thoughts. usually, i’m a worrier like “should i do that? should i say that?” in these streets, doe? i’m like “i like that guy’s waves. ya’ know what? i’ma rub ‘em.”

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