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Celebrating Japan’s dedication to wrecking (& occasionally improving) perfectly good titles from film, television, and more. このアカウントは、日本が映画タイトルを面白おかしく（時にはうまく）台無しにすることへの情熱を称えています。 We all agreed on what to do with Nazis 80 years ago.

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japanfilmtitles @japanfilmtitles.bsky.social · Jul 1

The Film: Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Japanese Title: “A Cuckold’s Love ♂Vacation” - 寝取られ男のラブ♂バカンス

#japan #japanese #movies #film

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japanfilmtitles @japanfilmtitles.bsky.social · Jun 10

The Film: The Absent-Minded Professor

Japanese Title: “Dr. Careless’s Great Invention, Flubber” - うっかり博士の大発明フラバァ

#japan #japanese #movies #film

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japanfilmtitles @japanfilmtitles.bsky.social · May 22

The Film: Mazes and Monsters

Japanese Title: “The Great Labyrinth of Tom Hanks” - トム・ハンクスの大迷宮

This one might be my favorite.

#japan #japanese #movies #film

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japanfilmtitles @japanfilmtitles.bsky.social · May 14

I don't know who that guy is, and I KIND of know what baseball is, and I THINK I know what a grand slam is- so HELL YEAH, congrats to Kris Kross

japanfilmtitles @japanfilmtitles.bsky.social · May 14

"With all these new ChatGPTs and AIs making our lives easier, I can’t help but wonder: If robots are so smart, why can’t they figure out how to get my coffee order right? Is that just the price of progress- or simply bad taste?"

japanfilmtitles @japanfilmtitles.bsky.social · May 8

The Film: Jersey Girl

Japanese Title: “I Love The Best Papa In The Whole World!” - 世界で一番パパが好き!

#japan #japanese #movies #film

japanfilmtitles @japanfilmtitles.bsky.social · Apr 28

Lohdear

japanfilmtitles @japanfilmtitles.bsky.social · Apr 28

I would punch my grandmother in the chest for some enchiladas verde

japanfilmtitles @japanfilmtitles.bsky.social · Apr 28

The Show: DuckTales

Japanese Title: “Naughty Ducks’ Dream Adventure” - わんぱくダック夢冒険

#japan #japanese #disney #movies

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japanfilmtitles @japanfilmtitles.bsky.social · Apr 25

The Hackers banner gets you one right back

japanfilmtitles @japanfilmtitles.bsky.social · Apr 25

The Film: Black Sheep

Japanese Title: “Problem Fatty: Why You Gotta Be Like That?!” - プロブレムでぶ/何でそうなるの?!

#japan #japanese #movies #film

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japanfilmtitles @japanfilmtitles.bsky.social · Apr 24

This was the case in 2016. "At this point," the reality is far worse.

japanfilmtitles @japanfilmtitles.bsky.social · Apr 23

That’s Taako from TV

japanfilmtitles @japanfilmtitles.bsky.social · Apr 22

The Film: The Emperor’s New Groove

Japanese Title: “The King Who Became a Llama” - ラマになった王様

#japan #japanese #film #movies #disney

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japanfilmtitles @japanfilmtitles.bsky.social · Apr 10

You’re not wrong there

japanfilmtitles @japanfilmtitles.bsky.social · Apr 10

You’re going to have to do a lot more than that, guy

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japanfilmtitles @japanfilmtitles.bsky.social · Apr 10

You wrote “fyu”

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japanfilmtitles @japanfilmtitles.bsky.social · Apr 10

The Film: The Greatest Story Ever Told

Japanese Title: “Great Life Story” - 偉大な生涯の物語

#japan #japanese #movies #film #jeezus

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japanfilmtitles @japanfilmtitles.bsky.social · Apr 4

The Film: The 'Burbs

Japanese Title: "The Mayfield Phantoms" - メイフィールドの怪人たち

#japan #japanese #movies #film

japanfilmtitles @japanfilmtitles.bsky.social · Apr 2

RIP, Iceman.

The Film: Real Genius

Japanese Title: "Genius Academy" - 天才アカデミー

japanfilmtitles @japanfilmtitles.bsky.social · Apr 1

The Film: Bowfinger

Japanese Title: “Big Movie” - ビッグムービー

#japan #japanese #movies #film

japanfilmtitles @japanfilmtitles.bsky.social · Apr 1

The Film: The Mummy (1999)

Japanese Title: “Hamunaptra: The Lost Desert Capital” - ハムナプトラ/失われた砂漠の都

Bonus: watching this movie restores your sexuality to factory settings

#japan #japanese #movies #film

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japanfilmtitles @japanfilmtitles.bsky.social · Mar 24

The Film: Cyrus

Japanese Title: “My Special Person and Her Shitty Kid” - 僕の大切な人と、そのクソガキ

#japan #japanese #movies #film

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