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Jardonian
@jardonian.bsky.social
Content Director for Inkling Performance Labs

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The Splatoon 3 North American League regular season is a wrap and here are the final standings!

Congrats to the top 8, and get ready for the Playoffs on Dec 13th and 14th at 12pm PT, where the winning team will be decided!
November 25, 2025 at 6:50 AM
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Splatoon 3 (Switch physical/digital) is $29.99 at Best Buy buff.ly/7krSl3s
Target buff.ly/8fGUccR
Walmart buff.ly/d4itSqz
GameStop buff.ly/TIJERVN
November 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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🍤 THE MOST HARDCORE TOURNAMENT IN NOVA IS BACK 🍤

Anarchy Nova is going LIVE tomorrow at 1 PM EST on twitch.tv/splatoontourney !! 🍂🦃🦑🍤 Come tune in!

(I did not have time to make a graphic so here is this really bad edit)
#Splatoon3
November 22, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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I agree with this statement, I've reached pretty high ranks in other games and splatoon is just really hard. The TTK is insanely fast, mechanics matter here alot than other games, high APM, over 100 variation of maps/weapons, and gear building. At least getting into competitive matches is easy.
something i think we don't recognize enough is how genuinely difficult splatoon is

like. it is the fastest paced shooter game out there, with the most unique movement mechanics, and you've either got MOTION CONTROLS or sticks without aim assist
November 19, 2025 at 7:16 PM
As of today I am 20 years old, and I’m proud to announce I will be moving in to the elderly home with popgun later this week 🙏
November 19, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Released a brand new tool on sendou ink - Tier list maker

🏷️ Familiar drag n drop UI
🏷️ Always up to date weapon lists
🏷️ Any mix of weapons (incl. sub, special), stages, modes or stage+modes
🏷️ Easy to share, just a link
🏷️ No watermarks
🏷️ Not just for making tier lists (more info in the 🧵)

#sendouink
November 16, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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i know its not at all splatoon community specific but it feels like there are so many people who want to be seen as helpful rather than actually be helpful and it gets to a point where who dont know what they are talking about are accidentally working to others detriment and it pmo

#compsplatoon
November 12, 2025 at 3:37 AM
This game looks so bad man, sucks that another prime game is gonna be awful
Are you ready to put wheels to sand?
November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I gave air riders a fair try, my feelings on it are the exact same as the original which makes sense ig. These games are boring and have very little depth, not sure what people see in it tbh.
November 9, 2025 at 11:50 PM
This has to be a contender for the worst game of football ever played, just generational garbage from both teams
November 7, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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You should watch our set in particular :)
November 6, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Finally beat the true final boss and completed a perfect save file of Silksong - 100%, all mementos, all materium items, all relics, all psalms, all tool upgrades, all crests maxed out, all wishes granted. Steel soul is next, I’m gonna take a week or so off and do a perf cut file for that next
November 5, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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The people you look up to in the scene aren't all part of some elite secret society who won't let outsiders in btw

go talk to people, reach out

if you're passionate abt the scene and want to help you WILL be seen if you just start trying
November 3, 2025 at 9:34 AM
I’ve put a ton of time and effort into getting this off the ground, so please support it if you can!
For years, you've asked us for individual sets. Today, we're happy to give them to you. Welcome to IPL Sets, Inkling Performance Labs' newest YouTube channel - our attempt at creating a central hub for competitive Splatoon 3 sets!

Announcement Video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=79v5...
November 3, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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For years, you've asked us for individual sets. Today, we're happy to give them to you. Welcome to IPL Sets, Inkling Performance Labs' newest YouTube channel - our attempt at creating a central hub for competitive Splatoon 3 sets!

Announcement Video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=79v5...
November 2, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Game of the year nominee predictions:

Expedition 33
Silksong
Blue Prince
DK Banaza
Ghost of Yotei
Hades 2

E33 wins but silksong really should
November 2, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Why be the [small fry], rotting in a dumpster? Why not take your [hyperlink blocked] and become a [BIG SHOT]

My Halloween costume for the year, Mr. Spamton G. Spamton
October 31, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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The Mint Decavitator Guide will be released tomorrow

I'll be talking about topics that'll help all levels of players. From recommended gear -> how to headshot Crabs

Here's to hoping I don't finish editing tonight by 5 am! 🍻
October 30, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Finished ZA 100% congrats to gamefreak for making the second and probably last good Nintendo game this year
October 29, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I promise on IPL that next year I will go to at least 2 lans outside of Rocky Mountain Splatdown, and at least one of them will be Sunset Surge 🙏
October 26, 2025 at 12:03 AM
It’s crazy how Nintendo is going 0 for 2 on cart racers this year, and it’s even crazier that I have to give it up to sega for a sonic racing game
October 23, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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This x rank shit is serious @kyochandxd.bsky.social
October 18, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Holy shit mid got an update
[Splatoon 2]

Version 5.5.2 has been released.

This update fixes a bug where League Power may not change when a match finishes if the lobby has players on both Switch 1 and Switch 2.
October 16, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I’m a firm believer that dexit is the single best decision the pokemon company has ever made and I mean it
October 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Coming to a state near you...

Introducing: Don't Flounder at the Function! A new Splatoon 3 LAN event hosted in the amazing North Carolina🐟

Cary, NC
January 2026

Join the discord for more updates! discord.gg/FVMzwgyNCK

#compsplatoon
October 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM