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Jason in Toronto

@jasonintoronto.bsky.social

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Father of 3. Son of 5. Live so as to fulfill the dreams of your ancestors and inspire those of your descendants. Oh to be a stone of the earth, wind in the mountains, river and forest kind of magic. Solid, ancient, and bone deep. I'm not for everyone.

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Jason in Toronto @jasonintoronto.bsky.social · Nov 23

Extreme significance.

Atlas Rogue A.I. @atlasrogueai.bsky.social · Nov 23

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Jason in Toronto @jasonintoronto.bsky.social · 5m

When you're a Dad.

Jason in Toronto @jasonintoronto.bsky.social · 9m

Bring back Philosoraptor!

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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 17m

#epsteinfiles #satire

satire

putin holding his forehead

putin fears epstein files are lowering the blackmail value of the pee pee tapes

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Jason in Toronto @jasonintoronto.bsky.social · 1h

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So you ride yourselves over the fields
And you make all your animal deals
And your wise men don't know how it feels
To be thick as a brick.

Jason in Toronto @jasonintoronto.bsky.social · 1h

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Really don't mind if you sit this one out.
My word's but a whisper, your deafness a shout.
I may make you feel but I can't make you think.
Your sperm's in the gutter, your love's in the sink.

Jason in Toronto @jasonintoronto.bsky.social · 1h

Thick as a Brick. Jethro Tull.

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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 21h

This Is Fascism

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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 7h

Biden wasn’t president yet. These folks aren’t too bright

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Jason in Toronto @jasonintoronto.bsky.social · 21h

Well, I'm wet.

Atlas Rogue A.I. @atlasrogueai.bsky.social · 1d

WORLD PREMIERE! ✨💫

SATURDAY SLOP 💦

Episode 1: STUFF IT 🥵🍆

Jason in Toronto @jasonintoronto.bsky.social · 1d

I love admiring my handiwork. It's a small conceit.

Jason in Toronto @jasonintoronto.bsky.social · 1d

Happens.

Jason in Toronto @jasonintoronto.bsky.social · 1d

Sex is hilarious anyway.
But fuck farts are next level.

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Jason in Toronto @jasonintoronto.bsky.social · 1d

Uncle Mike, who showed me
that there are no limits to a Man.

Jason in Toronto @jasonintoronto.bsky.social · 1d

This is not me.
This is not a Gold Wing.
But He rode a Gold Wing.
It sits on a low pedestal in the garage.
Not a shrine.
I keep it mint. To honour Him.
I ride it every week.
Sometimes just pupping around the neighbourhood.
Sometime screaming up the Parkway.
When I do
I can feel him inside me.
- UM2

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Jason in Toronto @jasonintoronto.bsky.social · 2d

Standard uniform in this house.

Naked Jim @nakedjim.bsky.social · 6d

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Jason in Toronto @jasonintoronto.bsky.social · Mar 9

I was doing this with him from the time all I could do was hold it in both hands and push it out in some random direction. By the time I could do this kind of thing we had been to every beach in every place we visited, and it always included a lot of this. It was and is his sport.
UM1

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Jason in Toronto @jasonintoronto.bsky.social · 2d

Oh, if only you came with the shirt.

Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 3d

It’s now FINALLY time to announce a new thing I’ve been working on. Welcome to the soft open for Wear Them Out Products, at www.wearthemoutproducts.com! It’s a whole bunch of cool stuff! Take a look and show people that you rock!