Jawbreaker
@jawbreaker0834.bsky.social
I’m a Twitter refugee. Here to check this place out. I post political. Sometimes funny. Sometimes not. Swear a lot and I troll MAGA like it’s my job.
No DM’s whatsoever🚨
No DM’s whatsoever🚨
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MAGAts are posting Canadian pumps to pretend Trump is dropping gas prices. FYI, there’s 3.8 LITRES in a GALLON
December 8, 2025 at 6:05 PM
MAGAts are posting Canadian pumps to pretend Trump is dropping gas prices. FYI, there’s 3.8 LITRES in a GALLON
Trump wants made-up awards? I say we give him some. Trump wins the Golden Anus!
December 8, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Trump wants made-up awards? I say we give him some. Trump wins the Golden Anus!
Does anyone know if Trump managed to get all the foil off his “peace prize” yet and eat all the chocolate?
December 7, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Does anyone know if Trump managed to get all the foil off his “peace prize” yet and eat all the chocolate?
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Trump just got a participation award.
December 7, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Trump just got a participation award.
Want a way to ensure your kids will need therapy when they grow up?
Happy Holidays #ElfOnTheShelfIdeas
Happy Holidays #ElfOnTheShelfIdeas
December 6, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Want a way to ensure your kids will need therapy when they grow up?
Happy Holidays #ElfOnTheShelfIdeas
Happy Holidays #ElfOnTheShelfIdeas
MAGA: “participation trophies are stupid”
FIFA, the soccer people, made up a fake peace prize to give to Trump.
Also MAGA: “YES, Trump just got awarded the FIFA Peace prize! Sooo much winning!”
FIFA, the soccer people, made up a fake peace prize to give to Trump.
Also MAGA: “YES, Trump just got awarded the FIFA Peace prize! Sooo much winning!”
December 6, 2025 at 5:15 AM
MAGA: “participation trophies are stupid”
FIFA, the soccer people, made up a fake peace prize to give to Trump.
Also MAGA: “YES, Trump just got awarded the FIFA Peace prize! Sooo much winning!”
FIFA, the soccer people, made up a fake peace prize to give to Trump.
Also MAGA: “YES, Trump just got awarded the FIFA Peace prize! Sooo much winning!”
BREAKING NEWS🚨🚨🚨
After identifying herself as a member of Congress, newly sworn-in Arizona Rep. Adelita Grijalva was fired upon by ICE gestapo with tear gas and pepper spray bullets.
When are these masked Nazis going to be held responsible?
After identifying herself as a member of Congress, newly sworn-in Arizona Rep. Adelita Grijalva was fired upon by ICE gestapo with tear gas and pepper spray bullets.
When are these masked Nazis going to be held responsible?
December 6, 2025 at 1:02 AM
BREAKING NEWS🚨🚨🚨
After identifying herself as a member of Congress, newly sworn-in Arizona Rep. Adelita Grijalva was fired upon by ICE gestapo with tear gas and pepper spray bullets.
When are these masked Nazis going to be held responsible?
After identifying herself as a member of Congress, newly sworn-in Arizona Rep. Adelita Grijalva was fired upon by ICE gestapo with tear gas and pepper spray bullets.
When are these masked Nazis going to be held responsible?
So the Jan 5th pipe bomber was a radicalized MAGAt who believed Trump’s lies and acted upon them.
Sounds to me like Trump will be preparing to pardon him like all the other insurrectionist traitors who acted in his name.
#TrumpIsAnInsurrectionist
Sounds to me like Trump will be preparing to pardon him like all the other insurrectionist traitors who acted in his name.
#TrumpIsAnInsurrectionist
December 5, 2025 at 10:06 PM
So the Jan 5th pipe bomber was a radicalized MAGAt who believed Trump’s lies and acted upon them.
Sounds to me like Trump will be preparing to pardon him like all the other insurrectionist traitors who acted in his name.
#TrumpIsAnInsurrectionist
Sounds to me like Trump will be preparing to pardon him like all the other insurrectionist traitors who acted in his name.
#TrumpIsAnInsurrectionist
Hey, I don’t make the rules. #DozinDonnie #RipVanStinkle
December 5, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Hey, I don’t make the rules. #DozinDonnie #RipVanStinkle
BREAKING NEWS🚨🚨🚨
This is Admiral Bradley. He is the one Trump and Hegseth are trying to use as a scape goat, blaming him for the second strike.
While he’s guilty of following illegal orders, Bradley just confirmed that he has a recording of Trump, issuing the second strike, committing a war crime.
This is Admiral Bradley. He is the one Trump and Hegseth are trying to use as a scape goat, blaming him for the second strike.
While he’s guilty of following illegal orders, Bradley just confirmed that he has a recording of Trump, issuing the second strike, committing a war crime.
December 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
BREAKING NEWS🚨🚨🚨
This is Admiral Bradley. He is the one Trump and Hegseth are trying to use as a scape goat, blaming him for the second strike.
While he’s guilty of following illegal orders, Bradley just confirmed that he has a recording of Trump, issuing the second strike, committing a war crime.
This is Admiral Bradley. He is the one Trump and Hegseth are trying to use as a scape goat, blaming him for the second strike.
While he’s guilty of following illegal orders, Bradley just confirmed that he has a recording of Trump, issuing the second strike, committing a war crime.
Reason 267,089 why Canada is a better country than Trump’s America.
December 3, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Reason 267,089 why Canada is a better country than Trump’s America.
Trump and his drunk Sec. War are busy blowing up fishing boats in the Caribbean and pretending they’re smuggling drugs and today he just pardoned Juan Orlando Hernandez, the former President of Honduras, convicted of trafficking 400 FUCKING TONS of cocaine to the US.
MAGA: “i VoTeD FoR tHiS”
MAGA: “i VoTeD FoR tHiS”
December 2, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Trump and his drunk Sec. War are busy blowing up fishing boats in the Caribbean and pretending they’re smuggling drugs and today he just pardoned Juan Orlando Hernandez, the former President of Honduras, convicted of trafficking 400 FUCKING TONS of cocaine to the US.
MAGA: “i VoTeD FoR tHiS”
MAGA: “i VoTeD FoR tHiS”
FFS someone poke the president awake again.
December 2, 2025 at 6:28 PM
FFS someone poke the president awake again.
Dear every-day deplorable MAGAt’s:
Trump only protects those pedos amongst you that can afford to pay. The rest of you kiddy-didlers will rot in prison.
Sorry not sorry.
Trump only protects those pedos amongst you that can afford to pay. The rest of you kiddy-didlers will rot in prison.
Sorry not sorry.
December 2, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Dear every-day deplorable MAGAt’s:
Trump only protects those pedos amongst you that can afford to pay. The rest of you kiddy-didlers will rot in prison.
Sorry not sorry.
Trump only protects those pedos amongst you that can afford to pay. The rest of you kiddy-didlers will rot in prison.
Sorry not sorry.
Trump’s days are numbered.
December 2, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Trump’s days are numbered.
Cocaine is a he’ll of a drug.
Like father, like son.
Like father, like son.
November 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Cocaine is a he’ll of a drug.
Like father, like son.
Like father, like son.
Grim Reaper: “soon…”
November 30, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Grim Reaper: “soon…”
Someone shoots 2 National Guards:
Trump: IT’S A NATIONAL EMERGENCY. BAN ALL AFGHANS.
Someone shoots and kills a room full of school kids and teachers:
Trump: WE HAVE TO GET OVER IT. THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS.
Trump: IT’S A NATIONAL EMERGENCY. BAN ALL AFGHANS.
Someone shoots and kills a room full of school kids and teachers:
Trump: WE HAVE TO GET OVER IT. THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS.
November 27, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Someone shoots 2 National Guards:
Trump: IT’S A NATIONAL EMERGENCY. BAN ALL AFGHANS.
Someone shoots and kills a room full of school kids and teachers:
Trump: WE HAVE TO GET OVER IT. THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS.
Trump: IT’S A NATIONAL EMERGENCY. BAN ALL AFGHANS.
Someone shoots and kills a room full of school kids and teachers:
Trump: WE HAVE TO GET OVER IT. THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS.
Well, we finally know what his “concept of a plan” is.
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Well, we finally know what his “concept of a plan” is.
Desperately trying to ignore the fact that all their favorite fake news mouthpieces are foreign propagandists, trying to sew division in America, is peak MAGA Republican shame-fuel right now.
November 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Desperately trying to ignore the fact that all their favorite fake news mouthpieces are foreign propagandists, trying to sew division in America, is peak MAGA Republican shame-fuel right now.
MAGA is so easily manipulated by foreign countries who want to keep America divided. Bangladesh is “America First” hahahahahahahahahaha
November 24, 2025 at 4:34 AM
MAGA is so easily manipulated by foreign countries who want to keep America divided. Bangladesh is “America First” hahahahahahahahahaha
This new Twitter feature is paying dividends.
November 23, 2025 at 7:32 PM
This new Twitter feature is paying dividends.