Jax
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I own like 6 cars and none of 'em are mine.
>Hovering over a video that looks interesting.
>Video starts autoplaying a bit
>Word by word captions
>Don’t even need audio to know what the narrator’s tone of voice sounds like.
>I am no longer interested in the video.
It’s just that shrimple!
>Video starts autoplaying a bit
>Word by word captions
>Don’t even need audio to know what the narrator’s tone of voice sounds like.
>I am no longer interested in the video.
It’s just that shrimple!
November 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
>Hovering over a video that looks interesting.
>Video starts autoplaying a bit
>Word by word captions
>Don’t even need audio to know what the narrator’s tone of voice sounds like.
>I am no longer interested in the video.
It’s just that shrimple!
>Video starts autoplaying a bit
>Word by word captions
>Don’t even need audio to know what the narrator’s tone of voice sounds like.
>I am no longer interested in the video.
It’s just that shrimple!
My favorite thing about Nintendo Music is they do genuinely put like, every single stinger or musical sound effect you would ever need in there.
Like does anyone need the Tortimer Island “Tour Finished” sound that is 2 whole notes? No but it’s there!
Like does anyone need the Tortimer Island “Tour Finished” sound that is 2 whole notes? No but it’s there!
November 27, 2025 at 12:20 AM
My favorite thing about Nintendo Music is they do genuinely put like, every single stinger or musical sound effect you would ever need in there.
Like does anyone need the Tortimer Island “Tour Finished” sound that is 2 whole notes? No but it’s there!
Like does anyone need the Tortimer Island “Tour Finished” sound that is 2 whole notes? No but it’s there!
This cat refuses to use his head to push things so have fun watching him pathetically fail at using the cat door.
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
This cat refuses to use his head to push things so have fun watching him pathetically fail at using the cat door.
The pedometer in my 3DS must be like giga fucked up cuz I’ll get like 50 steps if I just close my 3DS and like, move it slightly.
November 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM
The pedometer in my 3DS must be like giga fucked up cuz I’ll get like 50 steps if I just close my 3DS and like, move it slightly.
Did anyone ever actually use the Wii Jackets
November 25, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Did anyone ever actually use the Wii Jackets
Female Animal Crossing New Horizons players when they need to make their character:
November 25, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Female Animal Crossing New Horizons players when they need to make their character:
I feel like they added this to every single game on the 3DS solely because of the Wild World bricking problem lmao.
Every single one activates before the game renders anything, so it’s impossible to brick a first party Nintendo Cartridge on 3DS.
Every single one activates before the game renders anything, so it’s impossible to brick a first party Nintendo Cartridge on 3DS.
November 25, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I feel like they added this to every single game on the 3DS solely because of the Wild World bricking problem lmao.
Every single one activates before the game renders anything, so it’s impossible to brick a first party Nintendo Cartridge on 3DS.
Every single one activates before the game renders anything, so it’s impossible to brick a first party Nintendo Cartridge on 3DS.
What’s wrong babe? Never held ABYX on startup of any first party Nintendo 3DS game?
November 25, 2025 at 4:17 AM
What’s wrong babe? Never held ABYX on startup of any first party Nintendo 3DS game?
I like how this has SMB1, SMB3, *and* SMW in it despite it playing for like, 10 seconds max.
Loading Chime - New Super Mario Bros. 2
YouTube video by David's OSTs
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I like how this has SMB1, SMB3, *and* SMW in it despite it playing for like, 10 seconds max.
…? Tf is this evil ass discordant tune bro
November 25, 2025 at 3:48 AM
…? Tf is this evil ass discordant tune bro
Oh my god this was whiplash I forgot I even did this.
I didn’t even add the “Oh,” he fucking added it himself
I didn’t even add the “Oh,” he fucking added it himself
November 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Oh my god this was whiplash I forgot I even did this.
I didn’t even add the “Oh,” he fucking added it himself
I didn’t even add the “Oh,” he fucking added it himself
I’m surprised how cheap the red Wii remote and nunchuck are given I’m pretty sure these were limited edition?
November 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I’m surprised how cheap the red Wii remote and nunchuck are given I’m pretty sure these were limited edition?
My “how long I’m willing to wait for a commission” timer is interestingly enough the exact amount of time I have to initiate a chargeback on PayPal.
Like I’m patient, but I’m not that patient 💀
Like I’m patient, but I’m not that patient 💀
November 25, 2025 at 1:35 AM
My “how long I’m willing to wait for a commission” timer is interestingly enough the exact amount of time I have to initiate a chargeback on PayPal.
Like I’m patient, but I’m not that patient 💀
Like I’m patient, but I’m not that patient 💀
Bro if you don’t close your menu right now I will swallow you
November 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Bro if you don’t close your menu right now I will swallow you
How it feels to keep using my axe on leaves when chopping down trees (I am pointlessly wasting it’s durability):
November 24, 2025 at 2:33 AM
How it feels to keep using my axe on leaves when chopping down trees (I am pointlessly wasting it’s durability):
Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse
November 20, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse
Oh I…
I didn’t think the difference between composite cables and component cables would be so much.
Oops.
I didn’t think the difference between composite cables and component cables would be so much.
Oops.
November 20, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Oh I…
I didn’t think the difference between composite cables and component cables would be so much.
Oops.
I didn’t think the difference between composite cables and component cables would be so much.
Oops.
Why do all the Animal Crossing villagers freeball it anyway like what did pants do to them
November 19, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Why do all the Animal Crossing villagers freeball it anyway like what did pants do to them
Ugh I’m forced to use a bootleg nunchuck that came with the Wii I bought but it’s Joystick is literally SO HEAVY that it’s uncomfortable to use for long sessions.
Why would you make a HEAVY joystick dawg.
Why would you make a HEAVY joystick dawg.
November 19, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Ugh I’m forced to use a bootleg nunchuck that came with the Wii I bought but it’s Joystick is literally SO HEAVY that it’s uncomfortable to use for long sessions.
Why would you make a HEAVY joystick dawg.
Why would you make a HEAVY joystick dawg.
This game is fully and ENTIRELY designed for 16:9 like yea they made various things work on 4:3 but you get basically NO view on the sides of the screen to see. They didn’t zoom ANYTHING out.
Also the HUD is the exact same size so if you stand still the clock takes up like 30% of the screen.
Also the HUD is the exact same size so if you stand still the clock takes up like 30% of the screen.
Idk what I expected like yea Ig the pockets would be awkwardly sliced on the sides
November 19, 2025 at 12:17 PM
This game is fully and ENTIRELY designed for 16:9 like yea they made various things work on 4:3 but you get basically NO view on the sides of the screen to see. They didn’t zoom ANYTHING out.
Also the HUD is the exact same size so if you stand still the clock takes up like 30% of the screen.
Also the HUD is the exact same size so if you stand still the clock takes up like 30% of the screen.