jayetoro.bsky.social
@jayetoro.bsky.social
Lmao I just squinted at a picture of a burger expecting to see Steve Harvey
August 8, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Getting older is trying to figure out where a noise is coming from and realizing it's your body
June 18, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I've been watching what I've been eating the past couple months and I have lost 11 lbs so far! Which means I've reached the first goal of getting back under 200lbs 🎉
June 15, 2025 at 12:06 PM
I would have added scallions but I used mine up last night!
May 6, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I'm starting a new healthy eating journey and this morning I had a sweet potato with greek yogurt and mango salsa. Its funny because I can have the yogurt with sweet potatoes, but a regular potato I still need to use sour cream
May 6, 2025 at 2:43 PM
It's so bad that Im not even getting to wanting to even go on a date. Eventually I'll have to just suck it up bc this economy is not meant for single people 😭
May 3, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I went back on hinge after a couple months of having it paused...yeah still not worth it. I think I scrolled for 2 minutes before turning it back off.
May 3, 2025 at 2:35 AM
That's hilarious!!
May 2, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Aww this Wordle is killing me today because I have 2 greens and the only word I can think of is definitely not Wordle appropriate 😅
May 2, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I reported an ad on Facebook as false information because it was for a company that uses AI to "fix" (drastically change) how you look in photos.
May 2, 2025 at 1:10 AM
It's kind of funny that the one person who rarely sees my hair how I like it styled is my hair dresser. When I go in I have it pulled back because I've brushed out any tangles, and I never blow dry my hair when I'm at home.
April 25, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I feel like I'm waisting trash bags because I'm throwing them out when they aren't even half full! I had a stock pile long after they started banning the plastic bags. I think I ran out end of last year?
April 24, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I know we are trying to save the planet and all that, but I miss being able to reuse my plastic grocery store bags as trash bags for when I cook meat or just have something I don't want to throw in my big trash.
April 23, 2025 at 10:49 PM
If I can order a margarita at the airport at 9am I should also be able to order non breakfast food as well.
April 11, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I'm actually have a root beer now! My parents had some in the fridge
April 8, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I was thinking maybe adding them to soda water? But it would have to be cheaper than just buying the soda
April 8, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I've officially entered a new level of I need to get the most out of my money because I decided to freeze the left over canned pasta sauce I had.
April 2, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Popping pills (my birth control) at of Montreal tonight.

Okay...it was just one pill
March 25, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Last night I slept in my now empty second bedroom because it gets pitch black while mine always has the street lights coming through. I woke up middle of the night panicking that I couldn't see because I forgot I switched rooms and didn't know why I couldn't see anything 😅🙃
March 21, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I got called in for Jury Duty again because the one from November was canceled. I hope I have to show up because this is annoying and I want to get it over with for the next 3 years
March 14, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Does anyone else rewatch a show and are shocked about how quickly characters process stuff - only to remember you've actually watched 3 years worth of weekly content within a 2 week time span so during air time the progress/time was actually normal?
March 14, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Going to start eating more tofu because it's cheap and I've learned a way of getting more of the liquid out before cooking.
March 12, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Went to Dollar Tree today and was looking at those little drink flavor packets you add to water- they had an A&W root beer one. Wouldn't that just taste like flat soda because it's not carbonated. I don't think my mind could get around a drink that tastes like root beer but did have bubbles
March 12, 2025 at 3:03 AM
One of my friends gave me one of those AirFly Pro devices for when I travel ages ago and it just dawned on me the other day that I could use it in my car instead of having to connect my phone to a wire
March 4, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I got a notification that someone added me as a secret crush on Facebook dating and all that did was make me feel weird and to make sure I hide all notifications from that app
March 4, 2025 at 11:23 AM