JayGogh
jaygogh.bsky.social
JayGogh
@jaygogh.bsky.social
Bench warmer, Team Mediocre

📍Tokyo, Japanistan.
#mlb thing: Digitizing old family videotapes, and one includes a 3-1 win by the Houston Astros over the New York Mets (in the Astrodome). Video is undated, so I tracked down the game using Baseball Almanac. It's the right game (box scores match), but methinks the during-game listed attendance lied.
January 27, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Essentially offline for a few days for a birthday trip. Caught up on the news aaaaand there’s that familiar sick feeling again.

Anyone who has ever wanted to murder, I guess just joins ICE and now gets to.
January 25, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Never go to an airport on your birthday….
January 24, 2026 at 4:53 AM
How is Toyota still on the RAV4? The first ones were released in 1994. They should be on the RAV36 by now.
January 21, 2026 at 3:50 AM
I was delighted this worked.
January 20, 2026 at 11:22 PM
I’m not sure we can draw many conclusions about outside events from the names of bands, but “Holy Fuck” does seem particularly suited to the times.

stereogum.com/2485366/holy...
Holy Fuck Announce New Album 'Event Beat': Hear “Evie”
Although their members have pursued other projects in the interim, it’s been six years since Holy Fuck’s last album Deleter. Today they’ve announced its follow up, Event Beat, which arrives in March. ...
stereogum.com
January 14, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Tell us again that military folks didn’t need to be told that following illegal orders is illegal.
Breaking NYT:

The Pentagon used a secret aircraft painted to look like a civilian plane in its first boat attack, according to officials briefed on the matter.

The laws of armed conflict forbid combatants from feigning civilian status.

That is a war crime called "perfidy."
U.S. Attacked Boat With Aircraft That Looked Like a Civilian Plane
www.nytimes.com
January 13, 2026 at 12:56 AM
My water has no memory.
January 10, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Dark chocolate is chocolate that dreams of murder.
January 9, 2026 at 8:48 AM
Why’d the name it an outhouse and not a rurinal?
January 8, 2026 at 11:03 AM
Lotta talk about Rose hips. Not enough talk about Rose fat ass.
January 8, 2026 at 7:08 AM
You know that physical phenomenon where, because there’s so much empty space within each atom, it is physically possible for, say, a man to walk thru a door without any of the atoms colliding?

Just happened to me.
January 7, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Free porn title:

The Second Cumming of Jesus Christ.
January 5, 2026 at 12:10 AM
He’s so fat and unstable it would take less than one newton of force to permanently topple him. You’re telling me everyone in the executive mansion is too weak?
January 4, 2026 at 4:09 AM
The good news is the last time there was a disastrous war for oil we got a black President.
January 4, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Seems like those senators may want to make the “don’t follow illegal” orders video again. Shit didn’t take the first time.
January 4, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Congrats to Patsy, I guess.
January 3, 2026 at 5:43 AM
Catholic faucet.
January 2, 2026 at 10:52 PM
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Ceylon Silvergirl
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January 2, 2026 at 4:41 AM
It’s a good thing we don’t celebrate Happy New Days.
January 1, 2026 at 5:04 AM
2026 could be an iconic year if just *one thing* happens.
December 31, 2025 at 9:17 AM
This ceiling, painted to look like the sky, includes chemtrails….

Verisimilitudinous!
December 31, 2025 at 5:18 AM
So I took up hiking….
December 30, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Why? Because the Kaiser *loved* poppy seeds, that’s why.
December 30, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Describe your bluesky account with a single image
December 28, 2025 at 7:24 AM