Jay Heltzer
@jayheltzer.bsky.social
Writer of fiction, microfiction and #5amWritersClub devotee, w/ some bass trombone on the side.
I love humor, good humans, and creativity. I ask of at least one from everyone, but all three is fine too.
Low Notes: https://jayheltzer.substack.com
I love humor, good humans, and creativity. I ask of at least one from everyone, but all three is fine too.
Low Notes: https://jayheltzer.substack.com
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Jay Heltzer
@jayheltzer.bsky.social
· Oct 18
Just read this passage from “Mrs Death Misses Death” by
Salena Godden and I may have a new mantra for creating art.
#5amwritersclub
Salena Godden and I may have a new mantra for creating art.
#5amwritersclub
♥️ Time for a new gimmick?
🧠 I think so.
✋🏻 We're starting.
🧠 No, wait.
♥️ I'm not into this anymore.
🧠 I don't have a new idea.
✋🏻 We've started.
♥️ Can't you control them?
🧠 Its like they have a mind of their own.
✋🏻 Can't stop, won't stop. Writing time!
#5amWritersClub
🧠 I think so.
✋🏻 We're starting.
🧠 No, wait.
♥️ I'm not into this anymore.
🧠 I don't have a new idea.
✋🏻 We've started.
♥️ Can't you control them?
🧠 Its like they have a mind of their own.
✋🏻 Can't stop, won't stop. Writing time!
#5amWritersClub
November 10, 2025 at 9:32 AM
♥️ Time for a new gimmick?
🧠 I think so.
✋🏻 We're starting.
🧠 No, wait.
♥️ I'm not into this anymore.
🧠 I don't have a new idea.
✋🏻 We've started.
♥️ Can't you control them?
🧠 Its like they have a mind of their own.
✋🏻 Can't stop, won't stop. Writing time!
#5amWritersClub
🧠 I think so.
✋🏻 We're starting.
🧠 No, wait.
♥️ I'm not into this anymore.
🧠 I don't have a new idea.
✋🏻 We've started.
♥️ Can't you control them?
🧠 Its like they have a mind of their own.
✋🏻 Can't stop, won't stop. Writing time!
#5amWritersClub
♥️ We want to be seen and heard.
🧠 Understandable.
♥️ What if they don't see this?
🧠 Heh! They won't.
✋🏻 Do it anyway.
♥️ But the algorithm...
🧠 Screw the algorithm.
✋🏻 Do it anyway!
♥️ But what's the point?
🧠 Again with this?
✋🏻 #KEEPFUCKINGWRITING
#5amWritersClub
🧠 Understandable.
♥️ What if they don't see this?
🧠 Heh! They won't.
✋🏻 Do it anyway.
♥️ But the algorithm...
🧠 Screw the algorithm.
✋🏻 Do it anyway!
♥️ But what's the point?
🧠 Again with this?
✋🏻 #KEEPFUCKINGWRITING
#5amWritersClub
November 9, 2025 at 9:52 AM
♥️ We want to be seen and heard.
🧠 Understandable.
♥️ What if they don't see this?
🧠 Heh! They won't.
✋🏻 Do it anyway.
♥️ But the algorithm...
🧠 Screw the algorithm.
✋🏻 Do it anyway!
♥️ But what's the point?
🧠 Again with this?
✋🏻 #KEEPFUCKINGWRITING
#5amWritersClub
🧠 Understandable.
♥️ What if they don't see this?
🧠 Heh! They won't.
✋🏻 Do it anyway.
♥️ But the algorithm...
🧠 Screw the algorithm.
✋🏻 Do it anyway!
♥️ But what's the point?
🧠 Again with this?
✋🏻 #KEEPFUCKINGWRITING
#5amWritersClub
🧠: Whoa, a rough few days.
♥️: Weeks? Months?
🧠: Rough.
✋🏻 Lets go!
🧠: Slow down.
♥️: Give it a minute, would ya?
✋🏻: ...58, 59, 60. LFG! The story hasn't changed, right? You're still up early, right? WRITE!
♥️ So childish.
✋🏻: Guess I found my antagonists.
#5amWritersClub
♥️: Weeks? Months?
🧠: Rough.
✋🏻 Lets go!
🧠: Slow down.
♥️: Give it a minute, would ya?
✋🏻: ...58, 59, 60. LFG! The story hasn't changed, right? You're still up early, right? WRITE!
♥️ So childish.
✋🏻: Guess I found my antagonists.
#5amWritersClub
November 8, 2025 at 11:18 AM
🧠: Whoa, a rough few days.
♥️: Weeks? Months?
🧠: Rough.
✋🏻 Lets go!
🧠: Slow down.
♥️: Give it a minute, would ya?
✋🏻: ...58, 59, 60. LFG! The story hasn't changed, right? You're still up early, right? WRITE!
♥️ So childish.
✋🏻: Guess I found my antagonists.
#5amWritersClub
♥️: Weeks? Months?
🧠: Rough.
✋🏻 Lets go!
🧠: Slow down.
♥️: Give it a minute, would ya?
✋🏻: ...58, 59, 60. LFG! The story hasn't changed, right? You're still up early, right? WRITE!
♥️ So childish.
✋🏻: Guess I found my antagonists.
#5amWritersClub
🧠: What're you doing?
✋🏻: Grabbing a book.
🧠: But its writing time.
✋🏻: You're so silly.
♥️: 🧠 wants you to type something.
✋🏻: Are either of you "ready" to write?
🧠♥️: No, but it's 5am–
✋🏻: Can't write if you don't read.
👀: Shh... it's reading time.
#5amwritersclub
✋🏻: Grabbing a book.
🧠: But its writing time.
✋🏻: You're so silly.
♥️: 🧠 wants you to type something.
✋🏻:
🧠♥️: No, but it's 5am–
✋🏻: Can't write if you don't read.
👀: Shh... it's reading time.
#5amwritersclub
November 6, 2025 at 9:56 AM
🧠: What're you doing?
✋🏻: Grabbing a book.
🧠: But its writing time.
✋🏻: You're so silly.
♥️: 🧠 wants you to type something.
✋🏻: Are either of you "ready" to write?
🧠♥️: No, but it's 5am–
✋🏻: Can't write if you don't read.
👀: Shh... it's reading time.
#5amwritersclub
✋🏻: Grabbing a book.
🧠: But its writing time.
✋🏻: You're so silly.
♥️: 🧠 wants you to type something.
✋🏻:
🧠♥️: No, but it's 5am–
✋🏻: Can't write if you don't read.
👀: Shh... it's reading time.
#5amwritersclub
Don't be frightened, there's another Virtual Donut Party this Friday at 5amET.
Things That Go BUMP in the Morning:
A VDP Discussion on Writing and Reading Horror
Join the #5amWritersClub on Zoom, and host Shawn Anderson for this horrific look at the scary scary words on the page.
DM for the Zoom
Things That Go BUMP in the Morning:
A VDP Discussion on Writing and Reading Horror
Join the #5amWritersClub on Zoom, and host Shawn Anderson for this horrific look at the scary scary words on the page.
DM for the Zoom
a woman is laying on a couch reading a book called swedish king
ALT: a woman is laying on a couch reading a book called swedish king
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Don't be frightened, there's another Virtual Donut Party this Friday at 5amET.
Things That Go BUMP in the Morning:
A VDP Discussion on Writing and Reading Horror
Join the #5amWritersClub on Zoom, and host Shawn Anderson for this horrific look at the scary scary words on the page.
DM for the Zoom
Things That Go BUMP in the Morning:
A VDP Discussion on Writing and Reading Horror
Join the #5amWritersClub on Zoom, and host Shawn Anderson for this horrific look at the scary scary words on the page.
DM for the Zoom
🧠: How are we going to fix the ending?
♥️: Be true to the MC's original wants and desires.
🧠: But there are so many open threads...
♥️: Remember the why of your story.
🧠: I'm so flummoxed.
✋🏻: Let's just write it like the end of Die Hard!
#5amWritersClub
♥️: Be true to the MC's original wants and desires.
🧠: But there are so many open threads...
♥️: Remember the why of your story.
🧠: I'm so flummoxed.
✋🏻: Let's just write it like the end of Die Hard!
#5amWritersClub
November 4, 2025 at 10:40 AM
🧠: How are we going to fix the ending?
♥️: Be true to the MC's original wants and desires.
🧠: But there are so many open threads...
♥️: Remember the why of your story.
🧠: I'm so flummoxed.
✋🏻: Let's just write it like the end of Die Hard!
#5amWritersClub
♥️: Be true to the MC's original wants and desires.
🧠: But there are so many open threads...
♥️: Remember the why of your story.
🧠: I'm so flummoxed.
✋🏻: Let's just write it like the end of Die Hard!
#5amWritersClub
🧠: Act 3 doesn't work at all.
♥️: Yes, but the MC remains faithful to her intentions. Is it a setting issue?
🧠: It's an "Act 3 doesn't work" issue.
♥️: Be kind. It takes a lot to build these stories beat by beat.
🧠: Tell that to them.
✋🏻: Got more red pens?
#5amWritersClub
♥️: Yes, but the MC remains faithful to her intentions. Is it a setting issue?
🧠: It's an "Act 3 doesn't work" issue.
♥️: Be kind. It takes a lot to build these stories beat by beat.
🧠: Tell that to them.
✋🏻: Got more red pens?
#5amWritersClub
November 3, 2025 at 10:01 AM
🧠: Act 3 doesn't work at all.
♥️: Yes, but the MC remains faithful to her intentions. Is it a setting issue?
🧠: It's an "Act 3 doesn't work" issue.
♥️: Be kind. It takes a lot to build these stories beat by beat.
🧠: Tell that to them.
✋🏻: Got more red pens?
#5amWritersClub
♥️: Yes, but the MC remains faithful to her intentions. Is it a setting issue?
🧠: It's an "Act 3 doesn't work" issue.
♥️: Be kind. It takes a lot to build these stories beat by beat.
🧠: Tell that to them.
✋🏻: Got more red pens?
#5amWritersClub
Do you hold onto your regrets? I may regret this month’s LOW NOTES, but maybe not.
Read and subscribe, peoples.
open.substack.com/pub/jayheltz...
#5amWritersClub
Read and subscribe, peoples.
open.substack.com/pub/jayheltz...
#5amWritersClub
If I Could Turn Back Time...
Are there past decisions you regret making, and how do they serve you today?
open.substack.com
November 1, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Do you hold onto your regrets? I may regret this month’s LOW NOTES, but maybe not.
Read and subscribe, peoples.
open.substack.com/pub/jayheltz...
#5amWritersClub
Read and subscribe, peoples.
open.substack.com/pub/jayheltz...
#5amWritersClub
🧠: Why did I do that?
♥️ Please don't dwell.
✋🏻: Heh, smooth.
🧠: Seriously, why did I make ANY of those choices?
♥️: I led you astray.
✋🏻: This is great stuff!
🧠: Oh no...
♥️: Could you stop, please?
✋🏻: Shh, I'm on a roll.
📖: Oh this is some good shit!
#5amWritersClub
♥️ Please don't dwell.
✋🏻: Heh, smooth.
🧠: Seriously, why did I make ANY of those choices?
♥️: I led you astray.
✋🏻: This is great stuff!
🧠: Oh no...
♥️: Could you stop, please?
✋🏻: Shh, I'm on a roll.
📖: Oh this is some good shit!
#5amWritersClub
October 31, 2025 at 9:26 AM
🧠: Why did I do that?
♥️ Please don't dwell.
✋🏻: Heh, smooth.
🧠: Seriously, why did I make ANY of those choices?
♥️: I led you astray.
✋🏻: This is great stuff!
🧠: Oh no...
♥️: Could you stop, please?
✋🏻: Shh, I'm on a roll.
📖: Oh this is some good shit!
#5amWritersClub
♥️ Please don't dwell.
✋🏻: Heh, smooth.
🧠: Seriously, why did I make ANY of those choices?
♥️: I led you astray.
✋🏻: This is great stuff!
🧠: Oh no...
♥️: Could you stop, please?
✋🏻: Shh, I'm on a roll.
📖: Oh this is some good shit!
#5amWritersClub
✋🏻: Lets do thi-
🧠: Hold up. Not ready yet.
♥️: What's wrong?
🧠: Something's off.
✋🏻: What? We already did 💦🫖💊🚽
♥️: Take your time.
✋🏻: LFG. Stories!
🧠: Something isn't-
👃🏻: Hello? A dittle help, pleezsh.
✋🏻: (tissue) Thanks.
🧠: Ok, storytime!
#5amWritersClub
🧠: Hold up. Not ready yet.
♥️: What's wrong?
🧠: Something's off.
✋🏻: What? We already did 💦🫖💊🚽
♥️: Take your time.
✋🏻: LFG. Stories!
🧠: Something isn't-
👃🏻:
✋🏻: (tissue) Thanks.
🧠: Ok, storytime!
#5amWritersClub
October 29, 2025 at 8:53 AM
✋🏻: Lets do thi-
🧠: Hold up. Not ready yet.
♥️: What's wrong?
🧠: Something's off.
✋🏻: What? We already did 💦🫖💊🚽
♥️: Take your time.
✋🏻: LFG. Stories!
🧠: Something isn't-
👃🏻: Hello? A dittle help, pleezsh.
✋🏻: (tissue) Thanks.
🧠: Ok, storytime!
#5amWritersClub
🧠: Hold up. Not ready yet.
♥️: What's wrong?
🧠: Something's off.
✋🏻: What? We already did 💦🫖💊🚽
♥️: Take your time.
✋🏻: LFG. Stories!
🧠: Something isn't-
👃🏻:
✋🏻: (tissue) Thanks.
🧠: Ok, storytime!
#5amWritersClub
🧠:
✋🏻: Uh oh.
♥️:
✋🏻: Geez... Y'know everyday ain't gonna be great, right?
🧠/♥️: Yeah.
✋🏻: And our story needs telling, right?
🧠/♥️: Yeah.
✋🏻: So put on a crash helmet and LFG! Sigh time doesn't start till the sun comes up!
🧠/♥️: Yeah!!!
#5amWritersClub
✋🏻: Uh oh.
♥️:
✋🏻: Geez... Y'know everyday ain't gonna be great, right?
🧠/♥️: Yeah.
✋🏻: And our story needs telling, right?
🧠/♥️: Yeah.
✋🏻: So put on a crash helmet and LFG! Sigh time doesn't start till the sun comes up!
🧠/♥️: Yeah!!!
#5amWritersClub
October 28, 2025 at 8:59 AM
🧠:
✋🏻: Uh oh.
♥️:
✋🏻: Geez... Y'know everyday ain't gonna be great, right?
🧠/♥️: Yeah.
✋🏻: And our story needs telling, right?
🧠/♥️: Yeah.
✋🏻: So put on a crash helmet and LFG! Sigh time doesn't start till the sun comes up!
🧠/♥️: Yeah!!!
#5amWritersClub
✋🏻: Uh oh.
♥️:
✋🏻: Geez... Y'know everyday ain't gonna be great, right?
🧠/♥️: Yeah.
✋🏻: And our story needs telling, right?
🧠/♥️: Yeah.
✋🏻: So put on a crash helmet and LFG! Sigh time doesn't start till the sun comes up!
🧠/♥️: Yeah!!!
#5amWritersClub
✋🏻: Okay, its 5am, lets get to work.
♥️: I love these opportunities. Creativity without interruptions. Let's go.
🧠:...
✋🏻: Hello? Are we ready?
🧠:...
♥️: Is something wrong?
✋🏻: Don't know. He stretched, he engaged, he's caffin-
🧠: ALRIGHTHEREWEGOOOOOO!!!🫖🫖🫖🫖🫖
#5amWritersClub
♥️: I love these opportunities. Creativity without interruptions. Let's go.
🧠:...
✋🏻: Hello? Are we ready?
🧠:...
♥️: Is something wrong?
✋🏻: Don't know. He stretched, he engaged, he's caffin-
🧠: ALRIGHTHEREWEGOOOOOO!!!🫖🫖🫖🫖🫖
#5amWritersClub
October 27, 2025 at 9:14 AM
✋🏻: Okay, its 5am, lets get to work.
♥️: I love these opportunities. Creativity without interruptions. Let's go.
🧠:...
✋🏻: Hello? Are we ready?
🧠:...
♥️: Is something wrong?
✋🏻: Don't know. He stretched, he engaged, he's caffin-
🧠: ALRIGHTHEREWEGOOOOOO!!!🫖🫖🫖🫖🫖
#5amWritersClub
♥️: I love these opportunities. Creativity without interruptions. Let's go.
🧠:...
✋🏻: Hello? Are we ready?
🧠:...
♥️: Is something wrong?
✋🏻: Don't know. He stretched, he engaged, he's caffin-
🧠: ALRIGHTHEREWEGOOOOOO!!!🫖🫖🫖🫖🫖
#5amWritersClub
🧠: There's work to be done on the WIP. Time to jump into Act II.
♥️: You need to take a moment for yourself. Savor your tea as you contemplate your protagonist's journey.
✋🏻: You two, again with the this and that. I'm getting a donut. It's Friday, motherfingers! 🍩
#5amWritersClub
♥️: You need to take a moment for yourself. Savor your tea as you contemplate your protagonist's journey.
✋🏻: You two, again with the this and that. I'm getting a donut. It's Friday, motherfingers! 🍩
#5amWritersClub
October 24, 2025 at 9:06 AM
🧠: There's work to be done on the WIP. Time to jump into Act II.
♥️: You need to take a moment for yourself. Savor your tea as you contemplate your protagonist's journey.
✋🏻: You two, again with the this and that. I'm getting a donut. It's Friday, motherfingers! 🍩
#5amWritersClub
♥️: You need to take a moment for yourself. Savor your tea as you contemplate your protagonist's journey.
✋🏻: You two, again with the this and that. I'm getting a donut. It's Friday, motherfingers! 🍩
#5amWritersClub
🧠: My musical friends pissed me off using AI. It's like they don't respect the craft anymore.
♥️: I am greatly disappointed by creative friends who used AI to create movies and music. A part of me died inside.
🖕🏻: Need I say more?
#5amWritersClub with people who actually write!
♥️: I am greatly disappointed by creative friends who used AI to create movies and music. A part of me died inside.
🖕🏻: Need I say more?
#5amWritersClub with people who actually write!
October 23, 2025 at 9:47 AM
🧠: My musical friends pissed me off using AI. It's like they don't respect the craft anymore.
♥️: I am greatly disappointed by creative friends who used AI to create movies and music. A part of me died inside.
🖕🏻: Need I say more?
#5amWritersClub with people who actually write!
♥️: I am greatly disappointed by creative friends who used AI to create movies and music. A part of me died inside.
🖕🏻: Need I say more?
#5amWritersClub with people who actually write!
🧠: I should come up with today's witty social media post.
♥️: I should take a few minutes to meditate on my intentions for the day.
✋🏻: I should do something productive with words, because those two knucklebutts are slowing me down.
#5amWritersClub
♥️: I should take a few minutes to meditate on my intentions for the day.
✋🏻: I should do something productive with words, because those two knucklebutts are slowing me down.
#5amWritersClub
October 22, 2025 at 9:49 AM
🧠: I should come up with today's witty social media post.
♥️: I should take a few minutes to meditate on my intentions for the day.
✋🏻: I should do something productive with words, because those two knucklebutts are slowing me down.
#5amWritersClub
♥️: I should take a few minutes to meditate on my intentions for the day.
✋🏻: I should do something productive with words, because those two knucklebutts are slowing me down.
#5amWritersClub
🧠: Morning routine: boil the water, cross the word (puzzle), write the journal, open the file...
♥️: Your repetition and consistency will guide you to the success you seek. To thine own self be true.
✋🏻: Hey, when does this vanilla chai elixir grant me word wizard powers? 🫖 LFG!
#5amWritersClub
♥️: Your repetition and consistency will guide you to the success you seek. To thine own self be true.
✋🏻: Hey, when does this vanilla chai elixir grant me word wizard powers? 🫖 LFG!
#5amWritersClub
October 21, 2025 at 9:00 AM
🧠: Morning routine: boil the water, cross the word (puzzle), write the journal, open the file...
♥️: Your repetition and consistency will guide you to the success you seek. To thine own self be true.
✋🏻: Hey, when does this vanilla chai elixir grant me word wizard powers? 🫖 LFG!
#5amWritersClub
♥️: Your repetition and consistency will guide you to the success you seek. To thine own self be true.
✋🏻: Hey, when does this vanilla chai elixir grant me word wizard powers? 🫖 LFG!
#5amWritersClub
❤️: Wonderful weekend. Two stories enthusiastically approved by editors.
🧠: I guess. The flash dialogue was stiff, the short story was contrived-
✋🏻: NEW PROJECT! MC wakes from a dream, looks at the rain, then the backstory dump...
🧠/❤️: Wait a second...
#5amWritersClub
🧠: I guess. The flash dialogue was stiff, the short story was contrived-
✋🏻: NEW PROJECT! MC wakes from a dream, looks at the rain, then the backstory dump...
🧠/❤️: Wait a second...
#5amWritersClub
October 20, 2025 at 9:25 AM
❤️: Wonderful weekend. Two stories enthusiastically approved by editors.
🧠: I guess. The flash dialogue was stiff, the short story was contrived-
✋🏻: NEW PROJECT! MC wakes from a dream, looks at the rain, then the backstory dump...
🧠/❤️: Wait a second...
#5amWritersClub
🧠: I guess. The flash dialogue was stiff, the short story was contrived-
✋🏻: NEW PROJECT! MC wakes from a dream, looks at the rain, then the backstory dump...
🧠/❤️: Wait a second...
#5amWritersClub
🧠: I wonder if my Goodreads friends are sick of seeing my lack of progress on the same book for 6 months?
♥️: Be kind to yourself. You can only do so much in a day.
✋🏻: Bookshop. org ✅ Amazon ✅ library ✅ Libby ✅ fave comic book store ✅ used book sale ✅ ebay ✅
#5amWritersClub
♥️: Be kind to yourself. You can only do so much in a day.
✋🏻: Bookshop. org ✅ Amazon ✅ library ✅ Libby ✅ fave comic book store ✅ used book sale ✅ ebay ✅
#5amWritersClub
October 17, 2025 at 8:59 AM
🧠: I wonder if my Goodreads friends are sick of seeing my lack of progress on the same book for 6 months?
♥️: Be kind to yourself. You can only do so much in a day.
✋🏻: Bookshop. org ✅ Amazon ✅ library ✅ Libby ✅ fave comic book store ✅ used book sale ✅ ebay ✅
#5amWritersClub
♥️: Be kind to yourself. You can only do so much in a day.
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#5amWritersClub
Hey #WritingCommunity, since everything sucks, make it better by w/ a Virtual Donut Party this Fri, 10/17, 5am ET.
Are you a poet and you didn't even know it?
We're talking poetry and song lyrics. You don't have to be a poetic expert. Come learn and discuss w/ the #5amWritersClub
DM for the Zoom.
Are you a poet and you didn't even know it?
We're talking poetry and song lyrics. You don't have to be a poetic expert. Come learn and discuss w/ the #5amWritersClub
DM for the Zoom.
October 15, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Hey #WritingCommunity, since everything sucks, make it better by w/ a Virtual Donut Party this Fri, 10/17, 5am ET.
Are you a poet and you didn't even know it?
We're talking poetry and song lyrics. You don't have to be a poetic expert. Come learn and discuss w/ the #5amWritersClub
DM for the Zoom.
Are you a poet and you didn't even know it?
We're talking poetry and song lyrics. You don't have to be a poetic expert. Come learn and discuss w/ the #5amWritersClub
DM for the Zoom.
🧠: I have an idea for a new story... but it lacks depth. Not sure if I'll pursue it.
♥️: Be true to your creativity. It sparks from within and it is your gift to the world.
✋🏻: PROFESSIONAL WRESTLERS STARTING AN ICE SKATING LEAGUE. TRIPLE SALCHOW WITH A STEEL CHAIR!
#5amWritersClub
♥️: Be true to your creativity. It sparks from within and it is your gift to the world.
✋🏻: PROFESSIONAL WRESTLERS STARTING AN ICE SKATING LEAGUE. TRIPLE SALCHOW WITH A STEEL CHAIR!
#5amWritersClub
October 15, 2025 at 8:23 AM
🧠: I have an idea for a new story... but it lacks depth. Not sure if I'll pursue it.
♥️: Be true to your creativity. It sparks from within and it is your gift to the world.
✋🏻: PROFESSIONAL WRESTLERS STARTING AN ICE SKATING LEAGUE. TRIPLE SALCHOW WITH A STEEL CHAIR!
#5amWritersClub
♥️: Be true to your creativity. It sparks from within and it is your gift to the world.
✋🏻: PROFESSIONAL WRESTLERS STARTING AN ICE SKATING LEAGUE. TRIPLE SALCHOW WITH A STEEL CHAIR!
#5amWritersClub
🧠: It's time to read through your WIP. No pen, no notes. Get a feel for it and find the flaws.
♥️: Appreciate the work you've done. You wrote an entire novel. Relish the story and your accomplishments.
✋🏻: Red pen mark here 🖍️ Red pen mark there 🖍️ Red pen EVERYWHERE!
#5amWritersClub
♥️: Appreciate the work you've done. You wrote an entire novel. Relish the story and your accomplishments.
✋🏻: Red pen mark here 🖍️ Red pen mark there 🖍️ Red pen EVERYWHERE!
#5amWritersClub
October 14, 2025 at 8:51 AM
🧠: It's time to read through your WIP. No pen, no notes. Get a feel for it and find the flaws.
♥️: Appreciate the work you've done. You wrote an entire novel. Relish the story and your accomplishments.
✋🏻: Red pen mark here 🖍️ Red pen mark there 🖍️ Red pen EVERYWHERE!
#5amWritersClub
♥️: Appreciate the work you've done. You wrote an entire novel. Relish the story and your accomplishments.
✋🏻: Red pen mark here 🖍️ Red pen mark there 🖍️ Red pen EVERYWHERE!
#5amWritersClub
🧠: The descriptive language needs balance. Repetitive descriptions of her eyes is slowing the story down.
♥️: No, that's the essence of the story. Her relationship with grandmother is through the eyes.
✋🏻: Hmm, what do these buttons do? (cntl+x cntl+x cntl+x cntl+x)
#5amWritersClub ✂️ ✂️ ✂️
♥️: No, that's the essence of the story. Her relationship with grandmother is through the eyes.
✋🏻: Hmm, what do these buttons do? (cntl+x cntl+x cntl+x cntl+x)
#5amWritersClub ✂️ ✂️ ✂️
October 13, 2025 at 9:29 AM
🧠: The descriptive language needs balance. Repetitive descriptions of her eyes is slowing the story down.
♥️: No, that's the essence of the story. Her relationship with grandmother is through the eyes.
✋🏻: Hmm, what do these buttons do? (cntl+x cntl+x cntl+x cntl+x)
#5amWritersClub ✂️ ✂️ ✂️
♥️: No, that's the essence of the story. Her relationship with grandmother is through the eyes.
✋🏻: Hmm, what do these buttons do? (cntl+x cntl+x cntl+x cntl+x)
#5amWritersClub ✂️ ✂️ ✂️
(looking around desk) Anyone see my magic writing powers? I thought I left them around here.
🧠: He forgets me all the damn time. So distracted.
♥️: Poor man. Doesn't realize I'm here.
👋🏻: (waving madly) Hey... hey.... HEYYYYY!!!
#5amWritersClub, you got all you need. Just write!
🧠: He forgets me all the damn time. So distracted.
♥️: Poor man. Doesn't realize I'm here.
👋🏻: (waving madly) Hey... hey.... HEYYYYY!!!
#5amWritersClub, you got all you need. Just write!
October 10, 2025 at 9:16 AM
(looking around desk) Anyone see my magic writing powers? I thought I left them around here.
🧠: He forgets me all the damn time. So distracted.
♥️: Poor man. Doesn't realize I'm here.
👋🏻: (waving madly) Hey... hey.... HEYYYYY!!!
#5amWritersClub, you got all you need. Just write!
🧠: He forgets me all the damn time. So distracted.
♥️: Poor man. Doesn't realize I'm here.
👋🏻: (waving madly) Hey... hey.... HEYYYYY!!!
#5amWritersClub, you got all you need. Just write!
🧠: Write a negative post.
❤️: Do they really need more sadness?
🧠: You're being honest, transparent.
❤️: But the world is already so-
🧠: To thine own self be true.
❤️: I'm not sure...
🖐🏻: Silence, you two. You just slow us down.
#5amWritersClub, let the 🖐🏻 do the work.
❤️: Do they really need more sadness?
🧠: You're being honest, transparent.
❤️: But the world is already so-
🧠: To thine own self be true.
❤️: I'm not sure...
🖐🏻: Silence, you two. You just slow us down.
#5amWritersClub, let the 🖐🏻 do the work.
October 9, 2025 at 8:59 AM
🧠: Write a negative post.
❤️: Do they really need more sadness?
🧠: You're being honest, transparent.
❤️: But the world is already so-
🧠: To thine own self be true.
❤️: I'm not sure...
🖐🏻: Silence, you two. You just slow us down.
#5amWritersClub, let the 🖐🏻 do the work.
❤️: Do they really need more sadness?
🧠: You're being honest, transparent.
❤️: But the world is already so-
🧠: To thine own self be true.
❤️: I'm not sure...
🖐🏻: Silence, you two. You just slow us down.
#5amWritersClub, let the 🖐🏻 do the work.
Gah, the short story was perfect. Just enough to exist as is...
Then I added one line that explains the ending better. It makes more sense but the balance is completely thrown out of whack.
#5amWritersClub, where it's safe to ask "Hmm, what does this button do?"
Then I added one line that explains the ending better.
#5amWritersClub, where it's safe to ask "Hmm, what does this button do?"
peter griffin points at a do not push button
ALT: peter griffin points at a do not push button
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October 8, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Gah, the short story was perfect. Just enough to exist as is...
Then I added one line that explains the ending better. It makes more sense but the balance is completely thrown out of whack.
#5amWritersClub, where it's safe to ask "Hmm, what does this button do?"
Then I added one line that explains the ending better.
#5amWritersClub, where it's safe to ask "Hmm, what does this button do?"