The Jayne Kirkham
@jaynekirkham.bsky.social
Writer of Weird and Wonderful. Capt of Canoes and Coracles. www.jaynekirkham.com
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I went to a screening of #Nosferatu last night. The original one. Just as good as I remember and so many things I'd forgotten or not noticed before. Does anyone know what the symbols in the letter/house purchase agreement say? Wikipedia says they're #enochian #hermetic #alchemical
October 20, 2025 at 10:03 AM
I went to a screening of #Nosferatu last night. The original one. Just as good as I remember and so many things I'd forgotten or not noticed before. Does anyone know what the symbols in the letter/house purchase agreement say? Wikipedia says they're #enochian #hermetic #alchemical
This week's writing related research involves building a coracle. Quite excited about that.
October 10, 2025 at 11:16 AM
This week's writing related research involves building a coracle. Quite excited about that.
I do this weekly thing. You might like it open.substack.com/pub/jaynekir...
October 4, 2025 at 7:24 AM
I do this weekly thing. You might like it open.substack.com/pub/jaynekir...
I've been sitting rather smugly on a little bit of Christmas horror, with a view to submitting to Horrortree. Only to discover the day before the deadline, it isn't what they're wanting. So any advice as to where else to submit gratefully accepted. Short story 2500wds.
September 25, 2025 at 8:35 AM
I've been sitting rather smugly on a little bit of Christmas horror, with a view to submitting to Horrortree. Only to discover the day before the deadline, it isn't what they're wanting. So any advice as to where else to submit gratefully accepted. Short story 2500wds.
I've done a thing. I hope you enjoy.
Diesel!
Filth and Fond Memories
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September 5, 2025 at 9:19 AM
I've done a thing. I hope you enjoy.
Quite a few things that I should have been doing have been left undone because this book is so good. #folkhorror #crime #greatread #philippalmer
August 31, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Quite a few things that I should have been doing have been left undone because this book is so good. #folkhorror #crime #greatread #philippalmer
Crumbs it's three months since I posted anything on here. I've been too busy writing, or thinking about writing or thinking about thinking about writing. And then I went on a writing retreat. Which meant I retreated from writing altogether and went canoeing and bird watching.
May 30, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Crumbs it's three months since I posted anything on here. I've been too busy writing, or thinking about writing or thinking about thinking about writing. And then I went on a writing retreat. Which meant I retreated from writing altogether and went canoeing and bird watching.
Sanditon, Bridgerton... Today I drove through a quaint village called Shitterton. If I ever decide to write a costume drama...
February 28, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Sanditon, Bridgerton... Today I drove through a quaint village called Shitterton. If I ever decide to write a costume drama...
With two deadlines looming, today is a massive rewrite day, thanks to all the talks, chats, workshops, cakes and ale that is the #ukghoststoryfestival. Totally buzzing with ideas and I hadn't had any coffee yet.
February 24, 2025 at 8:37 AM
With two deadlines looming, today is a massive rewrite day, thanks to all the talks, chats, workshops, cakes and ale that is the #ukghoststoryfestival. Totally buzzing with ideas and I hadn't had any coffee yet.
I've had a cracking day 1 at the #UKghoststoryfestival. Lots of ideas and a little bit of rum. I'm quitting while ahead cos there's two more days.
February 21, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I've had a cracking day 1 at the #UKghoststoryfestival. Lots of ideas and a little bit of rum. I'm quitting while ahead cos there's two more days.
Today should be a Writing Day. But I've written it! So it's a Sitting in the Sun and Watching Robins Fight Day. #firstdrafthappines #weirdfiction #niteside #ghoststories #writing #whatisthisbrightthinginthesky
February 18, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Today should be a Writing Day. But I've written it! So it's a Sitting in the Sun and Watching Robins Fight Day. #firstdrafthappines #weirdfiction #niteside #ghoststories #writing #whatisthisbrightthinginthesky
I keep getting stuck in a Christmas tree. The only solution is to get rid of my father. This writing malarkey can be tough. #writing #horror #weird #shortstory #ghost
February 12, 2025 at 7:30 AM
I keep getting stuck in a Christmas tree. The only solution is to get rid of my father. This writing malarkey can be tough. #writing #horror #weird #shortstory #ghost
People don't like January. I do: living off Christmas cake and chocolate pennies, and hunkering down and scaring myself shitless with some #svalbardhorror. I've just read Dark Matter by #MichellePaver. And suddenly our 31 days of gloom seem positively balmy. #ghoststories #folkhorror #gothic
January 28, 2025 at 5:13 PM
People don't like January. I do: living off Christmas cake and chocolate pennies, and hunkering down and scaring myself shitless with some #svalbardhorror. I've just read Dark Matter by #MichellePaver. And suddenly our 31 days of gloom seem positively balmy. #ghoststories #folkhorror #gothic
Today I am mostly shoving someone in a bread oven. It is very cathartic. #writing #shortstory #nightside #creepy #folkhorror #gothic
January 21, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Today I am mostly shoving someone in a bread oven. It is very cathartic. #writing #shortstory #nightside #creepy #folkhorror #gothic
My house hums. I think it hums in the key of Dmajor. I read somewhere that's the key of Glory. What key might other houses hum in? A sad and lonely house, a house of violence, or ill repute for example. Any thoughts, friendly musos? #gothichorror #folklore #musictheory #writing #earthsounds
January 15, 2025 at 12:43 PM
My house hums. I think it hums in the key of Dmajor. I read somewhere that's the key of Glory. What key might other houses hum in? A sad and lonely house, a house of violence, or ill repute for example. Any thoughts, friendly musos? #gothichorror #folklore #musictheory #writing #earthsounds
Here I go then, dipping my authorial toe into the #darkerside of story. On yellow paper cos the terror of the blank white page is too scary. #writing #niteside #musttakemyselfseriously
January 13, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Here I go then, dipping my authorial toe into the #darkerside of story. On yellow paper cos the terror of the blank white page is too scary. #writing #niteside #musttakemyselfseriously
I often find I'm awake for an hour or so in the wee small hours. Drifting in that liminal space between waking and dreaming, I go to the new story world I'm creating. It's full of shadows and shifting vistas... and then I find myself counting up all the duvet sets I have ever bought.
14.
14.
January 8, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I often find I'm awake for an hour or so in the wee small hours. Drifting in that liminal space between waking and dreaming, I go to the new story world I'm creating. It's full of shadows and shifting vistas... and then I find myself counting up all the duvet sets I have ever bought.
14.
14.
Please note dear people that I am not an MP. I may need to add a new forename and call myself Notthat, as in Notthat Jayne Kirkham.
January 6, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Please note dear people that I am not an MP. I may need to add a new forename and call myself Notthat, as in Notthat Jayne Kirkham.
Having rediscovered my love for the #niteside, the dark and the dangerous, and moving into a creative new direction, I planned to start this new social media site with a new me. Then this happened.
December 12, 2024 at 11:17 AM
Having rediscovered my love for the #niteside, the dark and the dangerous, and moving into a creative new direction, I planned to start this new social media site with a new me. Then this happened.