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Crow Tree Robot
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the lead singer of Assassin’s Creed is Scott Stabb
The results are in and Aftyn Behn (D) has officially lost the TN District 7 race to Jerry Mander (R)
December 3, 2025 at 2:56 AM
November 29, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Weird fact: the C. K. in Louis C. K. stands for Charlie Kirk.
November 29, 2025 at 11:33 PM
The gap between seasons reallly becomes apparent when you realize this was Winona Ryder in Stranger Things S1.
November 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Team Cherry’s next game should be about a character who is already a cartographer.
November 18, 2025 at 4:25 PM
My wife bought me an awesome shirt at goodwill the other day, a long sleeve rugby-style polo with horizontal stripes. I was excited to wear it tonight and the first person that saw me called me Steve from Blue’s Clues.
November 14, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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Sif - watercolour and acryla gouache
November 13, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Congress released cherry-picked emails between myself and Jeffrey Dahmer.
November 13, 2025 at 4:04 PM
The media is cherry-picking emails between myself and Jerry Puppypuncher to make it look like I love punching puppies.
November 13, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Excellent alternative to the increasingly evil Spotify.
PSA

subscribing to Qobuz (Spotify's infinitely superior music streaming competitor) includes a voucher for a service that allows you to transfer *all* your artists, playlists, albums, etc. for free
November 6, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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If I was Dracula, I’d take all the power-ups out of my castle.
September 25, 2025 at 2:34 PM
when a parent calls and it could’ve been a text call it the boomerang
October 31, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Pumpkin head looks like if H. R. Giger was obsessed with balls instead of dicks.
October 28, 2025 at 11:04 PM
an I Spy book but it’s just pictures of dead leaves on the wet ground and you have to find the dog poop
October 27, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Oldies influenced lo-fi nostalgia couched in irreverent stoner melancholia. I do love this album.
October 24, 2025 at 6:35 AM
If you ever hear Television’s Marquee Moon at a bar, know that it was me who played it.
October 18, 2025 at 5:48 AM
I was married, but I’m not married anymore. Women don’t like the vehicle.
October 16, 2025 at 6:12 PM
If I was Dracula, I’d take all the power-ups out of my castle.
September 25, 2025 at 2:34 PM
actually, Frankenhooker is the name of the doctor
September 15, 2025 at 7:39 PM
you’re telling me a crab ran this goon?
September 13, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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open.spotify.com
September 13, 2025 at 7:46 AM
yet another Nintendo Direct with no Silksong smdh
September 12, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Looking forward to a new season of Taskmaster™️ tonight!
September 11, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Is there a better modern vocal duo than Shannon Shaw and Cody Blanchard? (Rhetorical)
September 9, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I don’t think the letter will change anything, but I will say that at trivia a super maga guy overheard us talking about the “informant” bullshit and turned to look at us and said “I know right? They don’t make you an informant unless they have something on you!” so that was somewhat reassuring
September 8, 2025 at 8:10 PM