Jazznarrates
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Jazznarrates
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Wait, how is Leslie and Ted trying to invite ppl to Martin's

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November 26, 2025 at 3:38 AM
There was no fire so why spray the extinguisher?

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November 26, 2025 at 2:35 AM
So the breathless hesitation is an acting choice? #BTG #BeyondTheGates
November 26, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Anyway, I know a lot of us are boycotting this week. That's why I made sure to shop for my stuff through out the month. Is anyone hosting on Thursday? I have extra days so I took the week off minus yesterday. My sister was hosting but changed her mind and it landed at my house. 1/
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I missed the second half. Looks like we have RHOP ppl on next week and one is not my fave.

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November 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
It was so lazy and disappointing. #BTG
So the show's first Thanksgiving episode and the core family have their members dispersed with some not even off-screen for it. Yeah, I'm not buying the Duprees who gathered for family prayer before Anita's concert and ChelseaKat's launch would be so lax for the holiday.

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November 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Loool Bill is not interested in her rambling

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November 25, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Like she said fuck then kids who can't come home on their first Thanksgiving without their father because she needs to be with the man who killed their father.

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November 25, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Vanessa is a horrible mother. Did she even want kids?

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November 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
It makes me sad that they never received justice.
November 25, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Who wants to bet Tomas proposes by Valentine's Day? #BTG #BeyondTheGates

I'm guessing it will happen that day. Kat will say no, he'll gaslight her or run to Eva who will be with Izaiah. Hopefully he leaves town.
November 25, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
How long before Leslie and Marcel do the horizontal boogie? Christmas once she sees Ted kissing Shanice 😒 under the mistletoe?

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November 24, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Dani beaming in happiness in Bill's face.

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November 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Ohh shiz, not Kat lying to Tomas. I think the writers wanted to make Kat the bad girl/schemer and Eva the good girl. They tried to pull the bait and switch but it's too late and doesn't work. Kat was never a good girl to begin with. She's a boss. #BeyondTheGates #BTG
November 24, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Yup, Kat is Dani's twin.

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November 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Eva you gotta stop coddling your mother if you have to fear being shut out of her life for spending one holiday with your father you need to think about that.

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November 24, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Bill is preaching to the converted. I'm sure that's why Tomas chose Kat.

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November 24, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Listen. I know that they are angling to get Dani & Bill back together but I’m not interested in that. Bill needs to keep his snake eyes on his plate & eat his food.

Where is his wife to poison his food?

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November 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I wonder if Damone is actually showing up,

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November 24, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Not Marcel trying to lure Leslie into a honey trap. I'm looool. He thinks she loves the lure of a married man who is having marital issues.

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November 24, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Ryan said "and ahh you're going to love it"
November 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Wait are we not getting a Thanksgiving Episode? Considering we don't have a lot of family sets I can see it not happening. Where is Ted even going to have Thanksgiving? At the hotel?

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November 24, 2025 at 7:33 PM