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jbogue.bsky.social
Dizzy’s Cat
@jbogue.bsky.social
1.8K followers 3.2K following 810 posts
Bibliophile Foodie. Avid reader, eater, and jazz listener. Not a big TV watcher, but I do play video games. My drink of choice? Scotch. It’s always Scotch. Oh! And margaritas. And a vodka martini. And….. Love is love, don’t overthink it No DM’s please
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Dizzy’s Cat @jbogue.bsky.social · 18m
How the bow and arrow came to be:
Soldier 1: Ugh. I want to stab that guy.
Soldier 2: That guy?
Soldier 1: No, that guy way over there.
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Dizzy’s Cat @jbogue.bsky.social · 18h
One of my favorite songs. And of course I yell sing every word while it blasts from my car speakers.
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Dizzy’s Cat @jbogue.bsky.social · 18h
The eager beaver of the nucleus.
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Dizzy’s Cat @jbogue.bsky.social · 18h
Oh my freaking Glob. That is the best thing I’ve seen in months. I literally laughed out loud. Now everyone is looking at me. So thanks a LOT Lisa.
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Dizzy’s Cat @jbogue.bsky.social · 18h
Cincinnati chili too!!! Say it ain’t so. Skyline three ways are the devils biscuits.
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Dizzy’s Cat @jbogue.bsky.social · 18h
Um….. Ma’am or Sir…. Someone has accidentally spilled beans in that chili. Maybe you could pick them out.

If it’s not from the Chill District of Texas, it’s just sparkling stew.
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Dizzy’s Cat @jbogue.bsky.social · 19h
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Dizzy’s Cat @jbogue.bsky.social · 20h
If I could piss gasoline, then yeah.
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Mueller, She Wrote @muellershewrote.com · 1d
THESE are the promises I want to hear.
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Graham Platner for Senate @grahamformaine.bsky.social · 1d
We have armed secret police kidnapping people off the street based on the color of their skin.

When we win: we will haul them before a Senate committee. The masks will come off. There will be consequences.
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Dizzy’s Cat @jbogue.bsky.social · 22h
I was robbed by SIX dwarves the other day….. Not Happy.
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Dizzy’s Cat @jbogue.bsky.social · 23h
My grandpa always said “What a person leaves behind isn’t carved in stone monuments but how they touched other lives. And I’m gonna touch this jack hole with a knuckle sandwich.”

Grandpa! Just because you disagree doesn’t mean… Oh, that guy? Need help grandpa?
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Dizzy’s Cat @jbogue.bsky.social · 23h
Today’s word you never get to use:
Borborygmus: A gurgling or rumbling noise coming from the stomach.
In a sentence: The smells coming from grandma’s kitchen started a borborygmus cacophony at the dinner table.

Oh my grandma’s meatloaf… and her apple pie….. and her glorious pot roast…. and…
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Dizzy’s Cat @jbogue.bsky.social · 1d
Wow, that stings a little…
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Dizzy’s Cat @jbogue.bsky.social · 4d
Bless you Doug. 🙂 you do make me smile every day. If I could move to Canada just to take your classes, I would.
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Dizzy’s Cat @jbogue.bsky.social · 4d
Religion is like a penis. It’s great to have one. It’s great to be proud of it. It’s great that you enjoy it. But as soon as you get it out and start wagging it around, then we got a problem.
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Dizzy’s Cat @jbogue.bsky.social · 4d
I truly wish religion would just stay the fuck out of politics
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Dizzy’s Cat @jbogue.bsky.social · 5d
My grandpa always said “The mind isn’t a vessel to fill, but a fire to kindle and most people walk around without a match.”

Grandpa, I think I’m coming around to your way of thinking. sigh..
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Dizzy’s Cat @jbogue.bsky.social · 5d
Today’s word you never get to use:
Amatorculist: A person that pretends or is insincere in their displays of affection.
In a sentence: The young man realized his girlfriend was an amatorculist when he saw her with another man.

Wow. That one stings a little. I’m pretty sure I was married to one.
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Dizzy’s Cat @jbogue.bsky.social · 5d
Can I get a definition and a sentence using this word. I…. I just gotta know.
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Dizzy’s Cat @jbogue.bsky.social · 5d
If you go further back, there are a total of eighteen.
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Dizzy’s Cat @jbogue.bsky.social · 5d
Dear friends, I currently have fourteenth “Words you never get to use” in my recent timeline posts. If anyone could slip one of these lexicon boosters into a conversation, please come here and tell me. I can and will grant you my undying gratitude and respect.
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Dizzy’s Cat @jbogue.bsky.social · 5d
I sha… would never do that my d… my friend.
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Dizzy’s Cat @jbogue.bsky.social · 5d
More like the box a refrigerator came in in the alley behind WalMart 😮
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Dizzy’s Cat @jbogue.bsky.social · 5d
My friend works in an office building downtown.
Me: Hey, how’s it going?
Him: Every breath you take is someone else’s carbon dioxide.
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Dizzy’s Cat @jbogue.bsky.social · 5d
With the severe rising cost of automobiles at this current time, my plans of living in a van down by the river are taking a hit.
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