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Jsquared
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Son, Brother, Father, Druid.
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Only a few days before my winter sale is over. If you are craving some delicious chocolate, or want to gift someone some, this is your sign! 🍫
Luxury Artisan Chocolates | Chocolate Bars & Chocolate Gift Boxes
The Christmas Chocolate collection is here! Discover luxury artisan chocolates crafted in the UK. Deliciours chocolate treats and gift boxes
jenkinsemporium.co.uk
January 17, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Yelling “Gimli!” at a coworker you don’t know is frowned upon at my job. I know this now.
January 14, 2026 at 2:50 PM
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A bit of self promotion.
My chocolate shop’s Winter Sale is now live, with chocolate bars, treats, and hot chocolates included. Details are on the website if you’re curious.
jenkinsemporium.co.uk
Luxury Artisan Chocolates | Chocolate Bars & Chocolate Gift Boxes
The Christmas Chocolate collection is here! Discover luxury artisan chocolates crafted in the UK. Deliciours chocolate treats and gift boxes
jenkinsemporium.co.uk
January 7, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Professor Honeydew and Beaker will return in Avengers: Doomsday.
a stuffed animal with glasses and a red hat is holding a bottle
ALT: a stuffed animal with glasses and a red hat is holding a bottle
media.tenor.com
January 7, 2026 at 4:57 PM
It was a national holiday yesterday and not a single retailer bothered to have a sale. smh
January 7, 2026 at 4:55 PM
I’m going to go through my clothes and other lies I tell myself.
January 2, 2026 at 11:21 PM
January 2, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Happy New Year!
January 1, 2026 at 5:00 AM
I stand by that Beaker flips Scrooge the bird in Muppet Christmas Carol on his way out of the door.
December 25, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Merry Christmas!
December 25, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Please feel free to use this post for the airing of grievances this Festivus.
December 24, 2025 at 1:27 AM
One of the worst lies that comic books sold me, is that billionaires are good looking people.
December 16, 2025 at 11:28 PM
One thing I love seeing is someone improve after finding a job. Their appearance, attitude, and health are uplifted by the menial income in the retail or food service industries.
December 11, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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What you give may leave your hand, but it doesn’t leave your life. It's a seed you’re sowing. It’s coming back. Your dick sees the sacrifices. It sees you going over and above, not doing it to get the credit. When you give what’s in your hand, your dick will give what’s in its hands.
December 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Easy
December 8, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Headline on WAVY News 10 right now: These mother fuckers can’t drive when it’s dry, how they gonna get to work tomorrow in the snow?
December 4, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Do you think he could be fooled into signing his own order of execution?
December 2, 2025 at 11:14 PM
My year to make the dressing. Happy Thanksgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 3:39 PM
November 26, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I’m just mad about Sauron, and Sauron’s just mad about me
November 26, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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We don’t serve a weak dick, a limited dick. We serve the creator of the universe, the dick who flung stars into space. And the dick who chose you before you could choose it. It knew you would face mountains, and it didn’t leave you on your own.
November 16, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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There are forces trying to stop your assignment, limit your potential. Nothing will change until you rise up and say, “In the name of my dick, we are loosed from this. I take authority over these forces of darkness. I command you to go.” The power comes from the name of your dick.
November 10, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Why does the T-Mobile AI sound like a white person pretending to be black?
November 8, 2025 at 3:39 PM
It’s days like today that I remember my favorite book at Books-A-Million: “Como Conseguir in Tanaka con el Govierno Fedral”. Why were there so many copies in the bargain bin? Why was it leather bound? What secrets did it hold for Spanish Speakers?
November 8, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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It’s not enough to just pray in faith; that’s important, but you also have to wait in faith. Wait with expectancy. “My dick, I thank you that what you promised me is already en route. I’m expecting your goodness.”
November 7, 2025 at 2:15 PM