Jack ✨
@jckbkr.bsky.social
Prolific homosexualist and gamer extraordinaire in Edinburgh 🏴 I like Jaffa Cakes and bouncy pecs. Instagram: @jckbkrrr.
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Okay the card I got for Chris is actually excellent
February 14, 2026 at 9:53 AM
Okay the card I got for Chris is actually excellent
Dad's been out drinking x
February 13, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Dad's been out drinking x
Every other advert on Instagram is AI slop
February 13, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Every other advert on Instagram is AI slop
Decided to look up my childhood home from when I lived in Qatar. It was demolished in 2013 LOL.
They went wild for building and demolishing things at a drop of a hat.
They went wild for building and demolishing things at a drop of a hat.
February 13, 2026 at 12:08 PM
Decided to look up my childhood home from when I lived in Qatar. It was demolished in 2013 LOL.
They went wild for building and demolishing things at a drop of a hat.
They went wild for building and demolishing things at a drop of a hat.
Away to see Myra DuBois after she had to cancel mid-show last year.
Hopefully it's better this time! 🫣
Hopefully it's better this time! 🫣
February 12, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Away to see Myra DuBois after she had to cancel mid-show last year.
Hopefully it's better this time! 🫣
Hopefully it's better this time! 🫣
Moved in Nov. Told the council a month In advance of the move.
They surprised me by not charging council tax in Dec and are instead charging me £404 for 3 months. It should only be £280/m! Cunts.
There's also credit left over in my 'old' account they haven't moved over. Hate being an adult.
They surprised me by not charging council tax in Dec and are instead charging me £404 for 3 months. It should only be £280/m! Cunts.
There's also credit left over in my 'old' account they haven't moved over. Hate being an adult.
February 12, 2026 at 8:24 AM
Moved in Nov. Told the council a month In advance of the move.
They surprised me by not charging council tax in Dec and are instead charging me £404 for 3 months. It should only be £280/m! Cunts.
There's also credit left over in my 'old' account they haven't moved over. Hate being an adult.
They surprised me by not charging council tax in Dec and are instead charging me £404 for 3 months. It should only be £280/m! Cunts.
There's also credit left over in my 'old' account they haven't moved over. Hate being an adult.
The gleeful twirl I just did pressing 'submit' on a job application. I don't even know if I want it, but it's fun to pretend 🤭
February 11, 2026 at 10:14 PM
The gleeful twirl I just did pressing 'submit' on a job application. I don't even know if I want it, but it's fun to pretend 🤭
Niche complaint of the week:
When someone tags a brand / friend on an Instagram story - the brand / friend reposts it as a story and then the ORIGINAL person reposts the repost. Diva, we've already seen it!
When someone tags a brand / friend on an Instagram story - the brand / friend reposts it as a story and then the ORIGINAL person reposts the repost. Diva, we've already seen it!
February 11, 2026 at 8:47 AM
Niche complaint of the week:
When someone tags a brand / friend on an Instagram story - the brand / friend reposts it as a story and then the ORIGINAL person reposts the repost. Diva, we've already seen it!
When someone tags a brand / friend on an Instagram story - the brand / friend reposts it as a story and then the ORIGINAL person reposts the repost. Diva, we've already seen it!
BEGGING my gym to get good lighting because why do I look like I have a huge gut?
February 9, 2026 at 7:51 AM
BEGGING my gym to get good lighting because why do I look like I have a huge gut?
A Close Friends story but it's just them complaining about work.
February 9, 2026 at 6:40 AM
A Close Friends story but it's just them complaining about work.
Woke up at 04:30 for some heinous reason 😔
February 9, 2026 at 5:43 AM
Woke up at 04:30 for some heinous reason 😔
Successful gym after my brief covidtina (?) illness ✨
February 8, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Successful gym after my brief covidtina (?) illness ✨
Annoyingly some IRL people I can't really unfollow have done this, so I've removed them from Close Friends instead.
If you bum AI, you don't get to see me in my pants x
If you bum AI, you don't get to see me in my pants x
JFC the number of people I've unfollowed on Instagram today for taking part in that fucking ChatGPT 'trend' of doing a caricature of themselves. FLOPS.
February 7, 2026 at 9:47 AM
Annoyingly some IRL people I can't really unfollow have done this, so I've removed them from Close Friends instead.
If you bum AI, you don't get to see me in my pants x
If you bum AI, you don't get to see me in my pants x
JFC the number of people I've unfollowed on Instagram today for taking part in that fucking ChatGPT 'trend' of doing a caricature of themselves. FLOPS.
February 6, 2026 at 9:57 PM
JFC the number of people I've unfollowed on Instagram today for taking part in that fucking ChatGPT 'trend' of doing a caricature of themselves. FLOPS.
Finally getting around to watching Industry and I'm honestly obsessed.
February 5, 2026 at 10:44 AM
Finally getting around to watching Industry and I'm honestly obsessed.
Okay but what if my arms were just, like, really big?
February 3, 2026 at 8:04 AM
Okay but what if my arms were just, like, really big?
Chest day, best day 🙂↕️
February 2, 2026 at 7:59 AM
Chest day, best day 🙂↕️
Misery Business remains one of the best songs ever written 🙂↕️ Thank you Paramore for fuelling my teenage years and this morning's workout.
February 2, 2026 at 7:14 AM
Misery Business remains one of the best songs ever written 🙂↕️ Thank you Paramore for fuelling my teenage years and this morning's workout.
I managed to go to the gym 18 times in January. This is probably the most consistent I have been in about 6 years, which makes me unbelievably happy (and rather proud but shh).
Hopefully continuing into February and beyond 😊
Hopefully continuing into February and beyond 😊
February 1, 2026 at 8:39 AM
I managed to go to the gym 18 times in January. This is probably the most consistent I have been in about 6 years, which makes me unbelievably happy (and rather proud but shh).
Hopefully continuing into February and beyond 😊
Hopefully continuing into February and beyond 😊
Been to the gym and trained my legs hard. You'll all be thankful that I've decided not to force a gym selfie upon you 🩷
January 31, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Been to the gym and trained my legs hard. You'll all be thankful that I've decided not to force a gym selfie upon you 🩷
Posted a January photo dump on insta this morning and now everyone else is doing the same #trendsetter xo
January 31, 2026 at 12:44 PM
Posted a January photo dump on insta this morning and now everyone else is doing the same #trendsetter xo
Just used a service to check on who I followed versus who followed me on Instagram and I am gagged at the people I've followed for *years* having unfollowed me at some point.
Bye, I guess 🥺
Bye, I guess 🥺
January 31, 2026 at 12:03 PM
Just used a service to check on who I followed versus who followed me on Instagram and I am gagged at the people I've followed for *years* having unfollowed me at some point.
Bye, I guess 🥺
Bye, I guess 🥺
It's the last day of January!
January 31, 2026 at 8:48 AM
It's the last day of January!