Jason
@jdarb.bsky.social
I love functional programming, woodworking, Thai food, Indian food, beer, sim racing, my kids, particularly sour beer, Warhammer, D&D, non-D&D ttrpgs, my wife, podcasts, West Virginia, The Midnight, fishing, entrepreneurship, and grilling, in no order.
Slipknot is so legit good, why did it take until just recently to realize? I had over 20 years to come to this and just now?
January 30, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Slipknot is so legit good, why did it take until just recently to realize? I had over 20 years to come to this and just now?
I love scrambled eggs but omelettes are pretty good too and so much easier to clean the pan.
September 21, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I love scrambled eggs but omelettes are pretty good too and so much easier to clean the pan.
Last night I ran a one shot game of #PirateBorg with 5 people I didn't know. Felt good to be back in the zone
#TTRPG
#TTRPG
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August 30, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Last night I ran a one shot game of #PirateBorg with 5 people I didn't know. Felt good to be back in the zone
#TTRPG
#TTRPG
I was a kid that hated all beans except green beans and jellybeans. I've since come around on black beans but it wasn't until today that I found out I love red kidney beans. I knew they don't detract from chili but I didn't know that if you literally just heat and eat they're great.
August 21, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I was a kid that hated all beans except green beans and jellybeans. I've since come around on black beans but it wasn't until today that I found out I love red kidney beans. I knew they don't detract from chili but I didn't know that if you literally just heat and eat they're great.
April seems so desperate, it's a shame Kim put her down so fast #bip #bachelorinparadise
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July 24, 2025 at 1:48 AM
April seems so desperate, it's a shame Kim put her down so fast #bip #bachelorinparadise
Kat you done goofed giving that rose to Dale #bip #bachelorinparadise
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July 24, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Kat you done goofed giving that rose to Dale #bip #bachelorinparadise
I assume April's rose to Jonathan was truly a producer rose but I have no idea why they want to keep Jonathan around. He's an alright guy but repeatedly shows the people he is interested in are not interested in him, isn't he just gone the next time girls have roses? #bip #bachelorinparadise
July 24, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I assume April's rose to Jonathan was truly a producer rose but I have no idea why they want to keep Jonathan around. He's an alright guy but repeatedly shows the people he is interested in are not interested in him, isn't he just gone the next time girls have roses? #bip #bachelorinparadise
Gary is a hot commodity; the golden meta calls for youthful spirit. It obviously follows that at some point a golden will give a rose to a regular(? What are we calling them?) #bip #bachelorinparadise
July 24, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Gary is a hot commodity; the golden meta calls for youthful spirit. It obviously follows that at some point a golden will give a rose to a regular(? What are we calling them?) #bip #bachelorinparadise
When I see these people explicitly botching the whole game of it I have to come to terms with the likelihood they're just... not... smart #bip #bachelorinparadise
July 24, 2025 at 1:20 AM
When I see these people explicitly botching the whole game of it I have to come to terms with the likelihood they're just... not... smart #bip #bachelorinparadise
Did Dale make up "deaded"? Stop trying to make deaded happen #bip #bachelorinparadise
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July 24, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Did Dale make up "deaded"? Stop trying to make deaded happen #bip #bachelorinparadise
Hannah Brown on paradise is so strange, she's like a shackled genie #bip #bachelorinparadise
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July 24, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Hannah Brown on paradise is so strange, she's like a shackled genie #bip #bachelorinparadise
Is this just how drunk boomers behave #bip #bachelorinparadise
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July 24, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Is this just how drunk boomers behave #bip #bachelorinparadise
Don't the women have the roses this time? What's with April throwing herself at Kim? #bip #bachelorinparadise
July 24, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Don't the women have the roses this time? What's with April throwing herself at Kim? #bip #bachelorinparadise
Cap'n Kim is definitely being portrayed as a creep in the edit. He's always been presented as aloof but ugh #bip #bachelorinparadise
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July 24, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Cap'n Kim is definitely being portrayed as a creep in the edit. He's always been presented as aloof but ugh #bip #bachelorinparadise
They're doing the Love Is Blind thing where the songs are super on the nose #bip #bachelorinparadise
July 16, 2025 at 1:35 AM
They're doing the Love Is Blind thing where the songs are super on the nose #bip #bachelorinparadise
Damn I was 50/50 on whether this 'I know what you did last summer' tribute was an elaborate entrance or integrated marketing. #bip #bachelorinparadise
July 16, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Damn I was 50/50 on whether this 'I know what you did last summer' tribute was an elaborate entrance or integrated marketing. #bip #bachelorinparadise
July 16, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Does Sean specifically like Jill or something? I assume one of the guys coming soon is 'for' Jill or else they wouldn't have given her Justin's rose. #bip #bachelorinparadise
July 16, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Does Sean specifically like Jill or something? I assume one of the guys coming soon is 'for' Jill or else they wouldn't have given her Justin's rose. #bip #bachelorinparadise
July 16, 2025 at 1:11 AM
July 16, 2025 at 1:00 AM
did we see Andrew and Bailey split ways? I must've missed it #bip #bachelorinparadise
July 16, 2025 at 12:59 AM
did we see Andrew and Bailey split ways? I must've missed it #bip #bachelorinparadise
lol Alexe "breaking up" with Jonathan.
I was pretty surprised he picked her anyway, she was pretty clear about not really liking him.
#bip #bachelorinparadise
I was pretty surprised he picked her anyway, she was pretty clear about not really liking him.
#bip #bachelorinparadise
July 16, 2025 at 12:52 AM
lol Alexe "breaking up" with Jonathan.
I was pretty surprised he picked her anyway, she was pretty clear about not really liking him.
#bip #bachelorinparadise
I was pretty surprised he picked her anyway, she was pretty clear about not really liking him.
#bip #bachelorinparadise
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Some people go on #BIP #Bachelorinparadise to redeem their reputation. Others to blow it to bits.
July 16, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Some people go on #BIP #Bachelorinparadise to redeem their reputation. Others to blow it to bits.