James
@jde1990.bsky.social
As seen on TV. Former nemesis of Elton John and Azealia Banks. Do engineering bits & bobs. Love to travel. Welcome to my eclectic collection of things I've thought worthy of seeing, saying, sorting.
📍 Midlands, UK
📍 Midlands, UK
Just been reminded that I may have to sing down the phone to @octopus.energy tomorrow’s for a competition and I am NERVOUS
February 3, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Just been reminded that I may have to sing down the phone to @octopus.energy tomorrow’s for a competition and I am NERVOUS
Somehow aiming for a low-fat curry this evening. Stay tuned…
February 3, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Somehow aiming for a low-fat curry this evening. Stay tuned…
Sky TV continuing their nonsensical strategy plans by killing off Sky Max & Showcase and bringing back Sky One, just a few years after doing the reverse.
February 3, 2026 at 10:41 AM
Sky TV continuing their nonsensical strategy plans by killing off Sky Max & Showcase and bringing back Sky One, just a few years after doing the reverse.
Morning all! In a pondering mood today, thinking about the changes I want to make in 2026 going on what I've learnt from the last month. Deep innit.
February 3, 2026 at 9:52 AM
Morning all! In a pondering mood today, thinking about the changes I want to make in 2026 going on what I've learnt from the last month. Deep innit.
Just seen what I need to eat/drink/do so I can lower my cholesterol, and I’m already wanting to kill myself at the thought of it.
February 2, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Just seen what I need to eat/drink/do so I can lower my cholesterol, and I’m already wanting to kill myself at the thought of it.
Very much not feeling the world today. Work especially not helping. Haven't even had a sniff of interest on LinkedIn either. Le sigh.
February 2, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Very much not feeling the world today. Work especially not helping. Haven't even had a sniff of interest on LinkedIn either. Le sigh.
The new Naked Gun film is batshit but I love it 😂
February 1, 2026 at 11:26 PM
The new Naked Gun film is batshit but I love it 😂
Blackpool done, caravan dropped off in Yorkshire, now back home 😴
February 1, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Blackpool done, caravan dropped off in Yorkshire, now back home 😴
Another fabulous night courtesy of miss Stella Artois
February 1, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Another fabulous night courtesy of miss Stella Artois
Finally on my way back to the caravan for some kip, not much fun stuck on a wet/windy seafront waiting for an Uber!
February 1, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Finally on my way back to the caravan for some kip, not much fun stuck on a wet/windy seafront waiting for an Uber!
Anyone up for a drag show in Blackpool tonight? Show starts 7:30pm. Long shot I know but two tickets going spare!
January 31, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Anyone up for a drag show in Blackpool tonight? Show starts 7:30pm. Long shot I know but two tickets going spare!
Finally feeling human after getting back at 5am from a couple of drinks…
January 31, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Finally feeling human after getting back at 5am from a couple of drinks…
So, the place I m at is currently by my neck my back mixed with Thomas the Tank Engine
January 31, 2026 at 3:43 AM
So, the place I m at is currently by my neck my back mixed with Thomas the Tank Engine
I swear this club is doing a remix of Dua Lipa and the BBC News beats
January 31, 2026 at 3:37 AM
I swear this club is doing a remix of Dua Lipa and the BBC News beats
How am I still awake? I don’t know how much I’ve had to drink
January 31, 2026 at 3:28 AM
How am I still awake? I don’t know how much I’ve had to drink
The beers are going down faster than a tramp on chips
January 30, 2026 at 11:27 PM
The beers are going down faster than a tramp on chips
Chilled evening at the caravan in Blackpool was going well until the air fryer decided to die in a puff of smoke…
January 30, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Chilled evening at the caravan in Blackpool was going well until the air fryer decided to die in a puff of smoke…
Apple showing their marketing genius once again, the new AirTags are out, but I only found out when my watch wanted a software update
January 29, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Apple showing their marketing genius once again, the new AirTags are out, but I only found out when my watch wanted a software update
So to balance out the good news of my car’s problem finally being diagnosed after 7 weeks; of 3 painful blood tests on Monday, 2 came back as unusable and the 3rd showed that my cholesterol is even higher than before, which isn’t entirely surprising given that they’ve done nothing about treating it.
January 29, 2026 at 3:32 PM
So to balance out the good news of my car’s problem finally being diagnosed after 7 weeks; of 3 painful blood tests on Monday, 2 came back as unusable and the 3rd showed that my cholesterol is even higher than before, which isn’t entirely surprising given that they’ve done nothing about treating it.
Gutted to find out the Beluga came into Hawarden for the last time this morning. Only heard an hour after it happened.
January 29, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Gutted to find out the Beluga came into Hawarden for the last time this morning. Only heard an hour after it happened.
I wonder how many MPs are actually left supporting Batshit Badenoch?
Also an interesting name, Badenoch. Bad Enoch. Enoch Powell.
Also an interesting name, Badenoch. Bad Enoch. Enoch Powell.
January 27, 2026 at 10:26 PM
I wonder how many MPs are actually left supporting Batshit Badenoch?
Also an interesting name, Badenoch. Bad Enoch. Enoch Powell.
Also an interesting name, Badenoch. Bad Enoch. Enoch Powell.
Keeping warm in this howling weather is hard (plus cat)
January 27, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Keeping warm in this howling weather is hard (plus cat)
So glad to be home. Long bloody day thanks to the morons who can’t drive in the rain. Need a cuddle and/or a nap.
January 27, 2026 at 7:17 PM
So glad to be home. Long bloody day thanks to the morons who can’t drive in the rain. Need a cuddle and/or a nap.
Fare thee well Lancashire, now for the long slog home
January 27, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Fare thee well Lancashire, now for the long slog home
Just put signal jammers in schools and then kit them out with livestream cameras so we can watch the meltdowns unfold
Schools should be 'phone-free' all day, education secretary tells teachers
Schools should be 'phone-free' all day, education secretary tells teachers
Students should be banned from accessing phones for the duration of the entire school day, the education secretary has said.
news.sky.com
January 26, 2026 at 10:03 AM
Just put signal jammers in schools and then kit them out with livestream cameras so we can watch the meltdowns unfold