James
@jde1990.bsky.social
As seen on TV. Former nemesis of Elton John and Azealia Banks. Do engineering bits & bobs. Love to travel. Welcome to my eclectic collection of things I've thought worthy of seeing, saying, sorting.
📍 Midlands, UK
https://linktr.ee/jde1990
📍 Midlands, UK
https://linktr.ee/jde1990
Another day, a slightly different location. Gone to rescue family an hour from Benidorm, but heading back later 😋
November 15, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Another day, a slightly different location. Gone to rescue family an hour from Benidorm, but heading back later 😋
Sadly the police seemed too interested in dealing with parking
Twats marching through Benidorm.
Spain should really deport them.
Spain should really deport them.
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Sadly the police seemed too interested in dealing with parking
Fucked again. Lucky I’m not a bottom or I’d be as much use as a ket slag by this point.
November 13, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Fucked again. Lucky I’m not a bottom or I’d be as much use as a ket slag by this point.
There’s no way I can comfortably do an airport run tomorrow morning
November 13, 2025 at 7:18 PM
There’s no way I can comfortably do an airport run tomorrow morning
Outrank the drag queens 🎉
November 13, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Outrank the drag queens 🎉
It’s foreigner dress up day here in Benidorm, which naturally means a piss up and absolute chaos 😂
November 13, 2025 at 2:12 PM
It’s foreigner dress up day here in Benidorm, which naturally means a piss up and absolute chaos 😂
Cracking fireworks tonight to close out Benidorm’s Feria; sadly spent too long chatting for churros 🥲
November 12, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Cracking fireworks tonight to close out Benidorm’s Feria; sadly spent too long chatting for churros 🥲
Been dragged out to a parade and fireworks. Been stood here bloody ages and seen nothing.
November 12, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Been dragged out to a parade and fireworks. Been stood here bloody ages and seen nothing.
Anyone else’s iPhone freezing/restarting lately?
November 12, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Anyone else’s iPhone freezing/restarting lately?
Thought life wasn’t depressing enough so watching A House of Dynamite
November 11, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Thought life wasn’t depressing enough so watching A House of Dynamite
Slightly fucked on beer and cider. Oops.
November 11, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Slightly fucked on beer and cider. Oops.
From night in Benidorm…
November 11, 2025 at 1:20 PM
From night in Benidorm…
Tuesday. Good sleep, sun’s up, nobody sat on my face. Let’s get to it.
November 11, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Tuesday. Good sleep, sun’s up, nobody sat on my face. Let’s get to it.
Happy for my gays, girls and theys across the pond whose rights have been maintained (at least for now) by the Supreme Court. The rest of the world can maintain its dream of bagging a sporty jock.
November 10, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Happy for my gays, girls and theys across the pond whose rights have been maintained (at least for now) by the Supreme Court. The rest of the world can maintain its dream of bagging a sporty jock.
If this 3p electric car tax comes in as binary and stupid as they make out, I’m not replacing the Kona and will trade in my Sorento for a Range Rover. Fuck them.
November 9, 2025 at 9:08 PM
If this 3p electric car tax comes in as binary and stupid as they make out, I’m not replacing the Kona and will trade in my Sorento for a Range Rover. Fuck them.
Bailed on the drag partway through as it was a little repetitive and fancied a curry. Think I’m done with beer for a while…
November 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Bailed on the drag partway through as it was a little repetitive and fancied a curry. Think I’m done with beer for a while…
Drag night two of the week, let’s go
November 9, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Drag night two of the week, let’s go
Wondering if it’s worth a pre-Christmas blast of Ozempic 😅
November 9, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Wondering if it’s worth a pre-Christmas blast of Ozempic 😅
Right then, let’s see how much sleep I get tonight 🙃
November 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Right then, let’s see how much sleep I get tonight 🙃
Suppose it’s time for my evening walk, like a dog
November 8, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Suppose it’s time for my evening walk, like a dog
Regretting the pre-holiday manscaping, my balls keep sticking to my leg and getting sweaty; it’s not like I’m even getting any with these damn antidepressants
November 8, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Regretting the pre-holiday manscaping, my balls keep sticking to my leg and getting sweaty; it’s not like I’m even getting any with these damn antidepressants
Traditional Spanish food today after sacking off a burger joint with no staff
November 8, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Traditional Spanish food today after sacking off a burger joint with no staff
I must say though that garlic rabbit was banging.
November 7, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I must say though that garlic rabbit was banging.
I didn’t order rain, who did this? I will hold you responsible.
November 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I didn’t order rain, who did this? I will hold you responsible.
Hangover day is almost done. I’m not cut out for this any more.
November 7, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Hangover day is almost done. I’m not cut out for this any more.