Jamie
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Dad to 3, teacher to many. Manchester United supporter. Sports fan. FPL. Reader.
A United win, a differential captain haul and filthy bench-jammery.
Anything is possible when you completely forget to change your team from the previous week.
Seriously it’s probably the biggest stroke of luck I’ve ever had playing the game.
Result: MASSIVE 🟢⬆️ 753k-286k
Anything is possible when you completely forget to change your team from the previous week.
Seriously it’s probably the biggest stroke of luck I’ve ever had playing the game.
Result: MASSIVE 🟢⬆️ 753k-286k
December 8, 2025 at 10:34 PM
A United win, a differential captain haul and filthy bench-jammery.
Anything is possible when you completely forget to change your team from the previous week.
Seriously it’s probably the biggest stroke of luck I’ve ever had playing the game.
Result: MASSIVE 🟢⬆️ 753k-286k
Anything is possible when you completely forget to change your team from the previous week.
Seriously it’s probably the biggest stroke of luck I’ve ever had playing the game.
Result: MASSIVE 🟢⬆️ 753k-286k
The last 15 mins of that half was fucking shocking.
Literally all we need to do is hold possession and the gaps will open up
Literally all we need to do is hold possession and the gaps will open up
December 8, 2025 at 8:51 PM
The last 15 mins of that half was fucking shocking.
Literally all we need to do is hold possession and the gaps will open up
Literally all we need to do is hold possession and the gaps will open up
Getting some proper bench jam this week after forgetting to change my team 🤣🤣
It’s like the shitter I play at FPL the luckier I get.
It’s like the shitter I play at FPL the luckier I get.
December 7, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Getting some proper bench jam this week after forgetting to change my team 🤣🤣
It’s like the shitter I play at FPL the luckier I get.
It’s like the shitter I play at FPL the luckier I get.
Forgot to change my FPL team this weekend. First time I’ve forgotten in years 🙈
Captaincy still on Bruno. Here is a screenshot of all of the EO threats I don’t own.
Captaincy still on Bruno. Here is a screenshot of all of the EO threats I don’t own.
December 6, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Forgot to change my FPL team this weekend. First time I’ve forgotten in years 🙈
Captaincy still on Bruno. Here is a screenshot of all of the EO threats I don’t own.
Captaincy still on Bruno. Here is a screenshot of all of the EO threats I don’t own.
Yeh I find Amorim frustrating.
His lack of belief in Mainoo, in fact his refusal to play academy players at all. Defensive substitutions that make us worse within games; his refusal to change from his rigid system when we need a goal.
This just doesn’t feel like Manchester United 🤷♂️
His lack of belief in Mainoo, in fact his refusal to play academy players at all. Defensive substitutions that make us worse within games; his refusal to change from his rigid system when we need a goal.
This just doesn’t feel like Manchester United 🤷♂️
December 4, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Yeh I find Amorim frustrating.
His lack of belief in Mainoo, in fact his refusal to play academy players at all. Defensive substitutions that make us worse within games; his refusal to change from his rigid system when we need a goal.
This just doesn’t feel like Manchester United 🤷♂️
His lack of belief in Mainoo, in fact his refusal to play academy players at all. Defensive substitutions that make us worse within games; his refusal to change from his rigid system when we need a goal.
This just doesn’t feel like Manchester United 🤷♂️
Van Dijk
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December 3, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Van Dijk
Anyone else hearing the away fans singing Daft Punk?
🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
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November 30, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Anyone else hearing the away fans singing Daft Punk?
🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
Get innn!!!! What a win! Completely unexpected especially after I spent most of the game whinging about Zirkzee and Mount 🤣
Tuche gentlemen!!
Tuche gentlemen!!
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November 30, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Get innn!!!! What a win! Completely unexpected especially after I spent most of the game whinging about Zirkzee and Mount 🤣
Tuche gentlemen!!
Tuche gentlemen!!
What would have happened if Lammens had saved the double touch penalty? 🤷♂️
November 30, 2025 at 12:59 PM
What would have happened if Lammens had saved the double touch penalty? 🤷♂️
Henderson already playing like prime Buffon, Schmeichel and Banks already obviously 🙄
November 30, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Henderson already playing like prime Buffon, Schmeichel and Banks already obviously 🙄
Crystal Palace today reds 😩
2 questions:
1. Can anyone remember the last time we actually beat them? I remember a Matic banger to win 2-3 at Selhurst but that was like 2017. Surely we’ve won since then?
2. If we’re being honest, how many CP players walk into our starting XI? At least 5 for me.
2 questions:
1. Can anyone remember the last time we actually beat them? I remember a Matic banger to win 2-3 at Selhurst but that was like 2017. Surely we’ve won since then?
2. If we’re being honest, how many CP players walk into our starting XI? At least 5 for me.
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November 30, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Crystal Palace today reds 😩
2 questions:
1. Can anyone remember the last time we actually beat them? I remember a Matic banger to win 2-3 at Selhurst but that was like 2017. Surely we’ve won since then?
2. If we’re being honest, how many CP players walk into our starting XI? At least 5 for me.
2 questions:
1. Can anyone remember the last time we actually beat them? I remember a Matic banger to win 2-3 at Selhurst but that was like 2017. Surely we’ve won since then?
2. If we’re being honest, how many CP players walk into our starting XI? At least 5 for me.
I’m just going to say this:
Manchester United make me fucking miserable.
Manchester United make me fucking miserable.
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November 24, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I’m just going to say this:
Manchester United make me fucking miserable.
Manchester United make me fucking miserable.
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November 18, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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SCOTTTY MCTOMINAAAAAYYYYY!! TAKE A FUCKING BOW!!!! 🏴🏴🏴🏴
November 18, 2025 at 7:51 PM
SCOTTTY MCTOMINAAAAAYYYYY!! TAKE A FUCKING BOW!!!! 🏴🏴🏴🏴
So reds, now the dust has settled from Spurs, what’s your honest assessment of where Utd are after 11 games?
Are you happy with 18pts?
What’s going well?
What needs to improve short term?
What needs to improve medium term (transfers)?
What would you be happy with this season and is it likely?
Are you happy with 18pts?
What’s going well?
What needs to improve short term?
What needs to improve medium term (transfers)?
What would you be happy with this season and is it likely?
November 8, 2025 at 4:58 PM
So reds, now the dust has settled from Spurs, what’s your honest assessment of where Utd are after 11 games?
Are you happy with 18pts?
What’s going well?
What needs to improve short term?
What needs to improve medium term (transfers)?
What would you be happy with this season and is it likely?
Are you happy with 18pts?
What’s going well?
What needs to improve short term?
What needs to improve medium term (transfers)?
What would you be happy with this season and is it likely?
Van de Ven first on my bench. This season can seriously fuck if FPL wise
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October 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Van de Ven first on my bench. This season can seriously fuck if FPL wise
Sorry to those people trying to jam their way into the Rodon points but Gabriel starts 😄🖕
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October 26, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Sorry to those people trying to jam their way into the Rodon points but Gabriel starts 😄🖕
Waking up this morning as a United supporter be like:
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October 26, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Waking up this morning as a United supporter be like:
We go 4th with a win 😳
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October 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
We go 4th with a win 😳
Beating Sunderland at home ain’t for everyone!
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October 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Beating Sunderland at home ain’t for everyone!
What do we reckon today reds? I feel like Brighton is a real acid test for us - the sort of game we’ve lost so often the last few years. To be fair we might have won this fixture last year with a competent goalkeeper and we are genuinely a better team than last year. I’m quietly confident.
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October 25, 2025 at 1:45 PM
What do we reckon today reds? I feel like Brighton is a real acid test for us - the sort of game we’ve lost so often the last few years. To be fair we might have won this fixture last year with a competent goalkeeper and we are genuinely a better team than last year. I’m quietly confident.
GW9. Rolling. Hate my team but couldn’t get to anyone I wanted easily. 4FTs next week to get rid of some of these wasters.
OR 2.6m. 🥱
OR 2.6m. 🥱
October 24, 2025 at 5:33 PM
GW9. Rolling. Hate my team but couldn’t get to anyone I wanted easily. 4FTs next week to get rid of some of these wasters.
OR 2.6m. 🥱
OR 2.6m. 🥱
HE PROVED ME WRONG! I hope he goes on and proves me wrong in general because I thought that this wasn’t going to last.
This could be MASSIVE!
Cunha MOTM for me. He didn’t stop..
This could be MASSIVE!
Cunha MOTM for me. He didn’t stop..
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October 19, 2025 at 5:45 PM
HE PROVED ME WRONG! I hope he goes on and proves me wrong in general because I thought that this wasn’t going to last.
This could be MASSIVE!
Cunha MOTM for me. He didn’t stop..
This could be MASSIVE!
Cunha MOTM for me. He didn’t stop..
Odd team selection I have to say. I hope he proves me wrong 🤷♂️
October 19, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Odd team selection I have to say. I hope he proves me wrong 🤷♂️