I know this is the most white shit ever but tuna+rice+mayo fuckin slaps
March 19, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I know this is the most white shit ever but tuna+rice+mayo fuckin slaps
Hello bartender may I please have a cordial? Red if you've got it
March 17, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Hello bartender may I please have a cordial? Red if you've got it
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move aside netflix and chill, it's time for paramount+ and raceplay
April 6, 2024 at 7:07 PM
move aside netflix and chill, it's time for paramount+ and raceplay
Being tall on the tram fuckin rips cause I can see the weird fucking brain rot games people are playing on their phones and no-one can see me typing this
January 25, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Being tall on the tram fuckin rips cause I can see the weird fucking brain rot games people are playing on their phones and no-one can see me typing this
Imagine if the ceo of Boeing had to come out on twitter after 9/11 to reassure everyone that their planes normally don't do that
January 4, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Imagine if the ceo of Boeing had to come out on twitter after 9/11 to reassure everyone that their planes normally don't do that
Now thanks to the amazing team at Meta AI™, you too can have the experience of speaking to a person who isn't white
January 3, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Now thanks to the amazing team at Meta AI™, you too can have the experience of speaking to a person who isn't white
I'm still being asked to prove I'm a human by identifying a pedestrian crossing in a static image but you expect me to believe that autonomous vehicles are just around the corner? Okay
January 2, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I'm still being asked to prove I'm a human by identifying a pedestrian crossing in a static image but you expect me to believe that autonomous vehicles are just around the corner? Okay
I wish I could just mute the words Elon Musk but unfortunately most of the posts call him some variation of stupid dickhead so it's not gonna do anything
December 20, 2024 at 4:46 AM
I wish I could just mute the words Elon Musk but unfortunately most of the posts call him some variation of stupid dickhead so it's not gonna do anything
Annual Meredith pic! Cute!!!
December 19, 2024 at 12:46 PM
Annual Meredith pic! Cute!!!
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spotify wrapped be like "This year was your Gay Fuck Sad Little Boy Slurcore era because you listened to Chappell Roan, Coldplay, and Dave Blunts"
December 5, 2024 at 12:27 AM
spotify wrapped be like "This year was your Gay Fuck Sad Little Boy Slurcore era because you listened to Chappell Roan, Coldplay, and Dave Blunts"
Yeah sure go fuck yourself
December 5, 2024 at 12:54 AM
Yeah sure go fuck yourself
I'm on a hot women diet
I see a hot woman and I develop an eating disorder
I see a hot woman and I develop an eating disorder
December 3, 2024 at 7:19 AM
I'm on a hot women diet
I see a hot woman and I develop an eating disorder
I see a hot woman and I develop an eating disorder
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What if I told you that the only reason I am bald is that I’m afraid of a Ratatouille situation? What if I told you that I’d have so much hair if not for the fear of a rat using me like a puppet? These are modes of control, Neo. This is how they manipulate us. Ratatouilles, Neo. Rats that pull hair.
December 2, 2024 at 3:36 AM
What if I told you that the only reason I am bald is that I’m afraid of a Ratatouille situation? What if I told you that I’d have so much hair if not for the fear of a rat using me like a puppet? These are modes of control, Neo. This is how they manipulate us. Ratatouilles, Neo. Rats that pull hair.
They/them thussy got me acting in a way most unbefitting of a gentlethem
November 30, 2024 at 2:13 PM
They/them thussy got me acting in a way most unbefitting of a gentlethem
This is what I look like if u even care...
October 13, 2024 at 9:28 PM
This is what I look like if u even care...
I don't need dress to impress when I can just spend 9999999 hours dressing up my FF14 character
October 13, 2024 at 9:21 PM
I don't need dress to impress when I can just spend 9999999 hours dressing up my FF14 character
I had a dream where I was in a rap battle with wil anderson and I rhymed his name with "can't stand ya son" and the crowd went fuckin nuts
October 12, 2024 at 8:42 AM
I had a dream where I was in a rap battle with wil anderson and I rhymed his name with "can't stand ya son" and the crowd went fuckin nuts
You see her out front of the supermarket eating dropped chips from the footpath. How do you approach?
October 20, 2023 at 5:47 AM
You see her out front of the supermarket eating dropped chips from the footpath. How do you approach?