That One Gay Sleestak
@jealouspervert.bsky.social
🔞 He/him/his. Married, middle-aged gym gay. D&D is my jam, cigar and pipe dads are my weakness. Here for smut but boring in real life. RVA
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Hey. If you followed me after I liked your cat photo or whatever, it's okay to reconsider, I won't be mad
The Vourdalak (2023)
January 25, 2026 at 4:28 PM
The Vourdalak (2023)
Update: the neighborhood goth boutique has kittens now
January 24, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Update: the neighborhood goth boutique has kittens now
MN right now
January 24, 2026 at 1:50 PM
MN right now
Grow, dammit
January 24, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Grow, dammit
Achieved "Purification" on Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice, after much struggle and swearing
January 11, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Achieved "Purification" on Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice, after much struggle and swearing
Maybe I'll be at the MAL cigar brunch on Saturdee
January 11, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Maybe I'll be at the MAL cigar brunch on Saturdee
I'll never pass up a chance to post Francine
January 9, 2026 at 11:37 PM
I'll never pass up a chance to post Francine
My MIL got me this for Xmas and the optical technician thought it was cool. Microdosing validation
January 6, 2026 at 3:21 AM
My MIL got me this for Xmas and the optical technician thought it was cool. Microdosing validation
Got his ass 🗡️
December 28, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Got his ass 🗡️
"Phoenixxxx..."
December 28, 2025 at 3:54 PM
"Phoenixxxx..."
It's Christmas Eve, don't forget to leave out a plate of black coffee for David Lynch
December 24, 2025 at 1:49 PM
It's Christmas Eve, don't forget to leave out a plate of black coffee for David Lynch
After finishing Yotei, I'm still hungry for swords so I'm finally giving Sekiro a try. It's a From Software game so that means it's hard and also everyone is sick
November 28, 2025 at 3:12 PM
After finishing Yotei, I'm still hungry for swords so I'm finally giving Sekiro a try. It's a From Software game so that means it's hard and also everyone is sick
Giving thanks
November 28, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Giving thanks
My gay agenda tonight is playing Ghost of Yotei and eating all of this by myself
November 23, 2025 at 1:08 AM
My gay agenda tonight is playing Ghost of Yotei and eating all of this by myself
Dreamed of this since I was 9
November 10, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Dreamed of this since I was 9
25th anniversary celebrating the cancellation of Strangers With Candy
November 9, 2025 at 2:33 AM
25th anniversary celebrating the cancellation of Strangers With Candy
Reposted by That One Gay Sleestak
40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
New York Citayy
November 8, 2025 at 5:13 AM
New York Citayy
You never hear about Woody Woodpecker anymore
November 7, 2025 at 11:02 PM
You never hear about Woody Woodpecker anymore
Heard someone described as a "Halloween expert" on NPR and felt a pang of jealousy
October 31, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Heard someone described as a "Halloween expert" on NPR and felt a pang of jealousy
I hate gay Halloween because what do you mean you're going as the picture of a ghost that was left on Moira Rose's desk but was actually an ultrasound of Roland and Jocelyn's baby
October 31, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I hate gay Halloween because what do you mean you're going as the picture of a ghost that was left on Moira Rose's desk but was actually an ultrasound of Roland and Jocelyn's baby
We can all agree that the Onion video about Halloween costumes for effeminate boys is perennial, but I like this one too
Chloe "Hallowe'en"
YouTube video by The Orphans
youtu.be
October 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
We can all agree that the Onion video about Halloween costumes for effeminate boys is perennial, but I like this one too