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joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 2d

being a 29 year old loser is a heavy burden to shoulder but i do it with honor

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joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 4d

i stand corrected everything was so fucking good

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joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 4d

helping with spice club potluck at the library and this month its star anise….. pray for me girls i might kms

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joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 4d

ok period!

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joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 5d

my big toenail is thick and sturdy and powerful, not unlike the glimmering carapace of an atlas beetle

joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 5d

every time a man gets gyno surgery i feel the physical sensation of a gunshot in my gut

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joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 5d

just realized i dont have class today omfg

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joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 7d

had a wet dream last night like some kind of 12 year old…. i didnt think that could still happen to me

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joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 7d

you hoes are getting hunky boyfriend and pasta dinnur

joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 8d

there was a professional clown at this work event for the youth last night and it turns out she graduated from my high school the same year as me but we never met cause my school had 7000 kids and we gossipped for like an hour it was crazy

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joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 10d

derpinaprobably

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joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 11d

just got carried off by a turkey vulture cause im only 5’7

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joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 13d

i dont like that mustache guy who rants while doing the dishes. youre not a vibe bro

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joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 14d

the pyroar in wild zone 17

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joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 14d

wildzone 17 is pissing me off so bad omfggg these skarmory will NOT let me catch them and all the earth powers from the pyroar make me black out

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joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 14d

i love the way he writes fight scenes its so cinematic

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joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 14d

almost done with the third mistborn book and my god this shit is so fucking good

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joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 16d

shiny flabebe :D
its orange :/

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Ricardinho @rircardinho.bsky.social · 18d

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joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 18d

my lopunny is so fierce with the mach punch/ uturn combo…. need her mega stone bad we gotta get this bitch surged up

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joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 18d

breasts on main

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joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 18d

woke up to a puddle of drool on my pillow, whole time i was dreaming i was running a tightrope obstacle course while drinking a mangonada and if i dropped it they were gonna kill me

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joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 19d

first in line for legendza midnight releases tonight

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joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 20d

had a dream i had a tiny little pet lizard and he would sit in my suprasternal notch and sleep while i walked around

joey :3 @jeauxlean.bsky.social · 23d

pinkpantheress makes me feel like im inside one of those purple see thru gameboys

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