Monday Scaries. Not because I don’t wanna go to work tomorrow, but because it means I have to listen to my bitchy ass coworker complain all fucking day.

Today when I was unplugging my car, my big ole dump truck of an ass accidentally rubbed against someone else’s charger and caused their car to stop charging. He came down to the garage with SECURITY cuz he thought someone was fucking with his car. Nope. Just my big ole BUTT causing a ruckus. 🤭

I don’t really like to show my body right now because my psoriasis is out of control, but I’m down two pant sizes and a shirt size since Christmas, and I’m pretty fuckin stoked about that!

Idk but seeing people post pics of themselves completely naked in an airplane bathroom gives me the ick.

Someone wanted Sunday cuddles this morning

*slams laptop shut till Monday*

Hoping to cross Hawaii and Alaska off my list this year🤞🏼

This Monday can crawl right back to the depths of hell where it belongs.

Everyone on that plane is gay now☺️🛬🌈 #PDX #WelcomeToPortland

Decided to delete my old account, travycat21, and start over fresh.