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Rabbott and Bunstello
@jeephater3000.bsky.social
Writer, furry, professional dinner
she/her
20 yrs.
#bunbullying for my MEAN posts
jeephater3000.neocities.org
FA: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/jeephater90/
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gonna start posting more stories soon (hopefully), so i’ll use this as a masterpost where you can find them
<—— bunny who forgot that the semester is about to end and she has so much work to do (the walls are closing in)
November 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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forgot to upload those
November 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Keep calling. Ask for if any of your purchases are risking your credit card with the rules being enforced, and ask for clarity as to what is being blocked by the processor. But don't do it aggressively. Do it kindly, but firmly.
Morale at paypros call centers is in the toilet right now. It’s not just normal Black Friday stress, they’re being pounded. Corporate is pressuring bosses to end the paypros call campaigns. Source familiar w/ internals at MC stressed that folks should stand their ground but be kind to agents (1)
November 29, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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this angle tbh
November 29, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 6:48 AM
CW: hard vore, gore, macro/micro

same macro doing that Thing where she sucks on a micro like a lollipop while she’s on her computer, except she gets distracted and forgets that she’s trying not to chew this one until she feels the splatter of blood and meat on her collarbone

“aw shit, just cleaned
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New post on r/MacroAdvice:

guys is the whole “stuffing a micro into your shoe as an insole” thing just bullshit???

i just got around to trying it and now my fucking socks are stained red. like, it didn’t even feel good! they just kinda squished into the fabric
November 29, 2025 at 9:40 PM
CW: crush, implied gore, macro/micro

New post on r/MacroAdvice:

guys is the whole “stuffing a micro into your shoe as an insole” thing just bullshit???

i just got around to trying it and now my fucking socks are stained red. like, it didn’t even feel good! they just kinda squished into the fabric
November 29, 2025 at 8:58 PM
you don’t actually have to pretend that rabbits are people btw. like, you can just drop the act. what are they gonna do about it? thump at you? hop around? lmao
November 29, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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looking at the bills and talking to folks, these are the most actively threatening among this batch that will be present during Dec 2's hearing

House KOSA's audit policy is the one aspect im a little shaky on and havent found any more authoritative writing on, but felt should still be mentioned
November 27, 2025 at 1:09 AM
the Big Paw lobby doesn’t want you to know that you can just bite whenever the mean dom tries stepping on your face
November 29, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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oh my GOD i just realized something. My house's friendsgiving was a few days ago and I literally made carrots. I wasn't even thinking about that. Actual bunny behavior
November 26, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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godddddddd you uhh,, ever think about how easy it’d be to just. chomp down right at the joint of some bunnygirl’s limb and rip it off? soft flesh for your underused fangs to sink into, hot blood, easy prey…
November 26, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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i really wanna zero in on that “underused fangs” idea. because it must be so tiring, isn’t it? going about your day with those sharp, pearly teeth built perfectly for ripping and tearing stuck just behind your lips, aching to be used? how you have to contort your smile so as to
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godddddddd you uhh,, ever think about how easy it’d be to just. chomp down right at the joint of some bunnygirl’s limb and rip it off? soft flesh for your underused fangs to sink into, hot blood, easy prey…
November 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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girls are a kind of food
November 26, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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ccan someone beat the shit out of me. in a hot way. please,
November 27, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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"I will bring you a hundred heads of our foes as an offering, mistress!"

"...No. That's a war crime."

"Oh you are so correct, SO correct! You should deprive me of rations."

"Also a war crime."

"Solitary confinement for my insolence?"

"NO."
November 29, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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Both Visa and Mastercard are really going to push the idea that "they dont restrict any legal transactions" when you call

you need to call out how paypros restrictions arent on the transaction, but on the way they are pressuring platforms to drop/censor content that they have decided is verboten
November 29, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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it’s like this
November 29, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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[Sighing wistfully] She has the balls of an angel
November 29, 2025 at 6:03 PM
sometimes i feel really inadequate in my writing skills, but then i read an essay like this and. lol, lmao, perhaps even rofl
Turning Point at OU posted this girl's essay in full and man is it rough
November 29, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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And just for fun~ 😘
November 29, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Don't be afraid
March 12, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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A rabbit, also sometimes referred to as a "bunny", was a kind of minor deity worshipped in the early 21st century
February 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Werewolf whose idea of conflict resolution is to flash her fangs at you and snarl "You're lower than me on the food chain, runt. I don't have to listen to prey."
November 29, 2025 at 4:34 PM