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Revenge of the Jeepers

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Revenge of the Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 1d

Do you guys wanna see my new shirt

Me (jeepers) wearing a black shirt that says Not Friendly, Please Do Not Touch on it. I'm also wearing a necklace that looks like barbed wire. The sleeves of the shirt are cut off and the arm holes are so big you can see my sideboob and my pits which I've been told are very nice

Revenge of the Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 3d

It's a real 'show up to work late so I can watch Linkara for a while before going in' type day

Revenge of the Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 3d

I really like women

Revenge of the Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 3d

Yeah it was a revenge body type deal

Revenge of the Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 3d

Would anyone like to talk with me about the gross brown snot that comes out of a black widow spider when you crush it

Revenge of the Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 9d

yessir, i killed a black wida spider with my shoe today, yessir i did.

Revenge of the Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 3d

Helbow 💪

Revenge of the Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 3d

Greetings earthling !! !! !!

Revenge of the Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 3d

Wives be like

Me (jeepers) depicted from waist to neck. I'm wearing navy blue pants, a leather belt, a black bra and a chain necklace. I'm shredded and I have like 6 whole abs

Revenge of the Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 3d

Do you guys even like mario. Fuck

Revenge of the Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 3d

X files would have been more relatable if agent Dana sculley was named agent funny hilarious

Revenge of the Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 9d

Mabrarony

Revenge of the Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 9d

Mario is in my car with me!!!!!

Revenge of the Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 9d

yessir, i killed a black wida spider with my shoe today, yessir i did.

Revenge of the Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 10d

i have to go to bed everyone i am getting too wimbledy goodnight

Revenge of the Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 10d

then we can have three moes !

Revenge of the Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 10d

but what if we put two moes together and they get aggressi ve and territorial at each other !!!!!!! have we even the right ? is it HUMANE?

Revenge of the Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 10d

the dog is a friend to me in my crusade to slay it (the baest)

Revenge of the Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 10d

there could never be another moe

Revenge of the Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 10d

i only have a place for moe

Revenge of the Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 10d

you have brought me back around , creatively. like i think i'ts ambitious but it could work . sometimes you jsut have to trust the process .

Revenge of the Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 10d

I AM NOT ON DRUGS !!! I DON'T DO THAT NO MORE !!!!!!!!!!!

Revenge of the Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 10d

could i even eat the whooooooole thing would i even be able to eat the whoooooooooooooooooole thing ? two cookeies and a bunch of ice fcreajm coul d i even do it

Revenge of the Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 10d

huh. okay yeah interesting concept i like that actually

Revenge of the Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 10d

okay here's a thought, like maybe i can have a cookie or something. Like just as an idea

Revenge of the Jeepers @jeeprs.bsky.social · 10d

i am not an enemy of godzilla the animated series . you remain safe for another day ,